Monthly Archives: April 2018

The Treasury

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The Treasury is now talking about doing away with 1p and 2p coins,as well as £50 notes. Apparently this is all part of the move towards a Cashless Society. I find the idea of a Cashless Society as worrying as regards personal liberty as any diktat issued by “The bureaucrats from Brussels.”

If the State has the ability to snoop on every financial transaction made,and the ability to seize money,or remove a person’s ability to buy even the essentials,surely personal independence is gone. I know that they’ll say that it’s for our own good (war on terror,fight organised crime,prevent tax-evasion etc.),but I have less confidence in the good intentions of our rulers.
A quote which is attributed to Mayer Amschel Rothschild is: Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws!
How comforting.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Roy Chubby Brown

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Roy Chubby Brown. Now why on earth wasn’t he nominated on the day this website opened? The only references to him that I can find are from tearfully sentimental fans who think that he is the greatest thing since God said “Let there be light”. Most people sit stony-faced through every second of his routines – or at least, as many seconds a they can stand before they rush vomiting for the exit. He is, of course, up there with Bernard Manning: drawing whimpers of joy from the sort of arses who say what great guys the Kray twins were (they only ever tortured their own kind, you could leave your street door on the latch in them days, hang all the paedos, I’d pull the lever myself).

He was well sent-up by Viz, who called him Chubby Arse, and had him making endless unfunny “‘ere, old people smell of piss, eh? Eh?” jokes. (I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt when I call them jokes.)

Anyway, I thought this site was mildly funny when I first came to it, but frankly, having seen the adulation heaped on RCB, I sort of said to myself “Oh, that’s the sort of cunt that likes this site”. So now it’s goodnight Vienna. I’m off.

Nominated by Simon L.

Vince Cable [9]

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Vince cable is definitely worthy of a cunting!!

This doddery old relic has been hard a work trying to thwart the will of the electorate! Recently the unacceptable face of remain at all costs hit a high water mark in cuntitude, given cables previous form that takes some doing!

Scuttling around Brussels like a geriatric RAT he had meetings with 8-9 EU member states prime ministers, his snake oil pitch was getting them to agree with him that U.K. citizens should be given a vote on the final Brexit deal. Unsurprisingly he got words of support which in is his twisted Mind was going to translate into a BIG public statement!!

Old bald eagle got so caught up in the excitement that he went public only for the PMs to state that was never their intention!! Thus leaving cable truly hung out to dry!! The ( not so) Independent tried to smear the story and cover cables arse to some degree, the guardians magnificent headline screamed “ CABLE HUMBLED “

What this shows is Cable has absolutely no fuckin’ idea why people voted leave! The majority of UK citizens are tired of being pushed around, told what to do by unelected (by UK voters) EU Cunts!! Which ever way it played out Cable was always the fall guy!!

For a senior politician Cable is one fuckin’ naive CUNT!!

Nominated by Quislings

Money Supermarket adverts

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I’ve just seen another one of their shit fucking adverts, and I have to have a whinge about them.

All adverts are cunt right? But some are far more cunt than others. Price comparison websites are leaders in super cunt advertising, and money supermarket,com are the pinnacle of cunt. Why? Because every single fucking ad they make is gay.

Twat bald cunt twerking in heels and hot pants, fat cunt building site cunt cavorting on scaffolding like he’s pole dancing. Then there was the He man and Skeletor getting loved up in a dirty dancing homage.

Now, the latest atrocity is a stop motion action man full monty type romp, complete with drag queen pop anthem soundtrack. As Windsor Davies would have said once, ‘it’s blatant poofery’ And fucking annoying as shit.

If someone said that I was ‘so money supermarket’, I’d kick their fucking teeth out. Cunts.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Australia’s shame

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The Australian Cricket Team are cunts, aren’t they.

Win at all costs, even if it means cheating. How embarrassing to see a grown man blub in front of cameras in a desperate bid to salvage sympathy for his own team’s hoodwinking tactics.

I don’t know whether to be amazed at the transparent, pantomime contrition endeavouring to pull at Nationalistic heartstrings or the sheer fuckwittery at attempting such dirty shenanigans on a pitch surrounded by copious amounts of cameras!

Psh.

Either way, Shit Off you honeyfuggling Convict cunts.

Nominated by, Captain Magnanimous

Aussie blubbers
Another day another Aussie cunt sobbing and blubbing. You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh your bollocks off at the pathetic cunts. You cheated. You got caught. Now show some fucking dignity instead of feeling sorry for yourself.

Cricket has a long history of bent, cheating bastards. You are just the latest to be caught. Fuck off back to Wagga Wagga and show some self control you wingeing sorry cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble