We have a winner!
Congratulations to Er Indoors for correctly predicting Glen Campbell would be the next dead cunt. I wonder if he’ll have a rhinestone coffin.
So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 67.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Fred West’s Nominations:
Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
The odious EU
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Bill Clinton
Henry Kissinger
Billy Connolly
Tony Bennett
John McCain
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Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Roman Polanski
Rick Wakeman
George Soros
congrats to the new guy for guessing Glen Campbell the wichita lineman
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Roman Polanski should be dying in fucking jail the paedo cunt.
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Virginia McKenna
David Attenborough
Tony Booth
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
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Vincent k McMahon
Clint Eastwood
Gary Glitter
Jackie Stewart
John Cleese
Congrats on your win mate .
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Shit change Jackie for ,
Leon ” big van Vader” White
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Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
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Larry Stitch
Jerry Lewis
Terry Jones
William Shatner
Ian Lavender
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Err, Larry Storch. Cunting autocorrect.
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Danglebert Pimpledick
Yoko fucking Ono
Ringo
Olivia de Haviland
Bobby Ball
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Patricia Routledge
Jimmy Armfield
Peter Allis
Barry Davis
Yoko fucking Ono
Well done Er Indoors!
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seriously? the bloke right above you bagged Yoko fucking Ono by a few hours Pick another M8
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Fuck a duck, sorry TS.
Guus Hiddinck
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Guus Hiddinck instead of Yoko, then.
Sorry, TS.
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Don’t fuck ducks they carry diseases and no need to apologize just found it funny you both spelt it that way
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Jill Gascoine
Stevie Nicks
Artimus Pyle
Ray Reardon
Michael Moore
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Good Shot, ‘Er Indoors.
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Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Anthony Hopkins
Eric Clapton
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Johnson already has Clapton!
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Thieving cunt!
…I’ll have Michael Caine.
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Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Former Pope Benedict
Morrissey
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Dave Davies
Gerry Anderson
Bruce Forsyth
Geof Boycott
Richard Branson ( still hopeful for this cunt )
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If you mean Gerry Anderson the creator of Thunderbirds, he died five years ago.
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Caffy Newman off Ch4 Lies
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly pooper-scooper Cooper
Max Clifford, if still alive (see Japs’ Eyes passim, p. 94)
Daniel Barenboim…Is he PLO terrorist, Jew, or the next Dr. Who ?? Can a man who dresses like that ever be trusted. And I want the next Elgar Violin Concerto CD to be Chailly and the Vienna Phil, with A-S Mutter.
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Cello concerto, surely?
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Nope. There IS an Elgar Violin concerto – and it’s bloody good, imho. A refreshing change from the cello conc. Full of darkness, pain, something nasty in the woodshed…rather like the 2nd symphony. And, most of the pain caused by a love affair…Barenboim did a brilliant recording in the 70s with Pinkarse Zuckerman (and later on with the Chicago SO and Perlman, if I remember rightly). Someone else deserves a crack at it, and Chailly was pd good at conducting Mahler. Wish I’d been in NY to hear Gustav conduct the Enigma Variations, but it was in 1910 !!
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I stand corrected and shall seek out the violins.
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am sure you will enjoy, CM !!
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Thats what makes classical music so exciting and refreshing in my opinion. How different instruments are changed and arranged in a different (variations*) or complex way (arranged for*)
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I’m fucking sick and tired of these bloody eulogies for dead cunts, so here’s a heart felt tribute to Glen Campbell, the greatest voice of his generation apparently…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vOwKq7T3Hfw
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I’ve always preferred this one:-
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G–KmVw1IiQ
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Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Fennella Fielding
Desmond Morris
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Rageh Omaar
Benjamin Netanyahu
Maggie Philbin
Jean-Paul Gaultier
Sylvester Stallone
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The Queen.
Duke of Edinburgh
Prince Charles
Prince William
Prince George
More of a wish list really
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You love Camilla.
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I see most of the top picks are harvested from the “Death list 2017” and I am pretty sure most cunters are a little more than casual users / contributors to that fine site. I will stick with more of a wish list of death rather than a death list – seems like the top 50 are already settled
1. Owen jones
2. Rohit Kachroo
3. Tom Bradby
4. Robert Peston
5. Polly Toynbee
All five in the same tube train would do nicely.
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Ok second attempt.
Little Richard
Brigite Bardot
Sir Bernard Ingham( have I missed this cunts passing?)
Martin Peter
Mel Brooks
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That should read Martin Peters obviously.
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Sad to announce that I have won the dead pool.
Susanne Cameron-Blackie aka Anna Raccoon has lost her fight with cancer. Grandad just announced it on his site. I have lost a friend.
Congratulations are not required on this empiric victory.
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