Neil Kinnock [2]

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Kinnock of Bedwetty deserves a serious cunting.

Tired and emotional at a tube station, was approached by a journalist who asked a few pertinent questions about the gravy train &c., and the addled old sheep had to play the hopeless fart card and call diddums Steven to the rescue…

Thankfully, the Met didn’t bother pressing any charges against the journalist.

As a pathetic old sheep, Kinnock deserves to be kebabbed, although looking at his face he appears riddled with something… Is it just rank overprivilege??

Not so sure he’d pass the necessary health checks.

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Michael Jackson fans

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Michael Jackson fans are cunts…

Even with the recent headlines about the police reports on raiding Neverland, the lunatic cunts who worship Jackson still won’t admit he was (at best) very strange and creepy or (at worst) a sick little fucker…. Any grown man that has ‘sleepovers’ with young boys (apparently in the same bed) and has a signed photo of Macauley Culkin is well fucking dodgy, no question about it…

But the most fanatical, hysterical and -frankly – insane fans in the world still see this weirdo as some sort of saint…

Nominated by: Norman

Victoria Bateman

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Dr. Victoria Bateman, University of Cambridge, is a CUNT.

She appeared naked in some faculty meeting with the words ‘Brexit leaves Britain naked’ written on her body.

She is also a cunt for looking like Mrs. Danvers from the Larry Olivier version of Rebecca. Just thank jc we were spared a full-length picture

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

( er… no you’re not. Sorry)

Antidemocracy marchers

Well known racist cunt David Lammy addresses a huge crowd of stupid people in London

Well known cunt David Lammy addresses a huge crowd of stupid people in London

My first cunting has to be all those on the march for EU at the moment. What a bunch of salty wet cunts. The many banners of the student/teen marchers saying “save our futures” go to fucking work and save for your future you cunts.

These tossers make me wretch, they need a good slap and a dose of the real world!

Nominated by: Cuntstubble

20 – 40k cunts marching through London with I love EU banners. Dover’s that way, now fuck off.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Michael Gove [5]

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One simple rule “If it looks like a cunt it is a cunt”. Thus I give you Gove, the Machiavelli orf cunts. Its little piggy eyes say it, its cherub lips with a dash orf herpes say it, its sweaty face looking remarkably like a porcine vagina says it. The man is born to cunt. Has now caused even the inbred assassins orf the Westminster milieu to suck in their breath. Gove has pulled orf that classic manoeuvre orf the shafter, the Double Brutus. No sympathy for his victim Ringer Johnson or indeed Gove who has simply painted a target orn his own back for stilettos and hatchets. RIP.

Actually do have a sport orf sympathy for the cunt. Caught sight orf what he is married to, a bizarrely dressed fat filly name orf Sarah Vine.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke