The Parliamentary SNP

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I think the Parliamentary SNP have to be cunted, just for their miserable attitude and complete inability to put politics to one side for just a few minutes. I think we can all agree that Cameron is a monumental cunt. But yesterday was his last day as Prime Minister, and that meant he would no longer be in a position to fuck things up for those of us who were NOT born into wealth and privilege. It was a day to be happy, and to wish him well for the future. Even if we didn’t really mean it. It’s just polite, and done partly out of respect for the office of Prime Minister.

Even Corbyn managed to surprise me, by showing that he really does have a sense of humour. I almost liked him. The SNP however were a different story. Rather than platitudes, that miserable cunt Angus Robertson, face like a bulldog licking shit off a nettle smeared in Marmite, chose to put a downer on the occasion. “The Prime Minister’s legacy”, McMisery announced, “will be destroying the Union with Brexit”. It wasn’t those EXACT words. He was such a dour cunt, I wasn’t listening properly.

Even as Cameron made his way out of the commons, with ALL other MP’s, including Watson and Corbyn, clapping, those wretched Scottish cock lickers couldn’t summon the manners to join in. They were a fucking disgrace. Even Skinner managed to grit his teeth and join in the applause. And Skinner is the ULTIMATE graceless cunt!

Now I know that not all Scots are nasty, ill-mannered, braindead, charmless, inbred, fuckwit, Sturgeon clit kissers. Some are even nice people. But their representatives in Westminster most certainly are ill mannered, braindead, etcetera, etcetera. Thirty minutes. That’s the length of time they had to be polite. Thirty minutes to pretend they didn’t despise Cameron. Thirty minutes out of their whole lives. But they couldn’t even manage that. Which just shows that they even suck at being politicians.

If the Scots ever vote to break up the British Union, they will deserve everything that happens to Scotland. Because the McFannyfarts who soiled the Commons with their presence yesterday, are the McFannyfarts who will be running Scotland. And they will NOT do a good job. The SNP are nasty, small minded, ignorant, England hating shit eaters. They’re not politicians. They barely even qualify as human.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

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Krishnan Guru Murthy

Krishnan Guru-Murthy: getting straight to the point again


Krishnan guru murthy annoys me so much I can’t put use any other word to describe him by OTHER THAN ‘cunt’

He hates white people soooooooo much he is possibly even more racist than Dianne abbot [black shrek in a wig ]. He makes spiteful anti-white anti-secular anti-democratic statements every time he constructs a sentence – accusing all and sundry of being racist or islam-phobic every fucking time he is on the ch4 news.

Apparently all brexiters are xenophobes and all trump voters are racist and all UKIP voters are racist etc etc. It is endless and he gets away with this – he is the perfect example of the sort of immigrant that does nothing to enrich or help the UK -just fuel anger hate lies and elitist political correctness.

I say in fact he is the worst form of this on mainstream UK TV.

Krishnan guru-murthy should fuck off to where others share his extremist views IMHO

Nominated by: Steve Cook

Angela Eagle [3]

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Fuck me what a day for British Politics. Well it is the 13th. Lucky for some.

Corbyn is unelectable so what should poor old Labour do? Well, the Eagle has landed. Here comes Angela riding to the rescue on her white charger.

So why is Angela standing for Labour leader? Well, according to her it’s because Labour is the party of equality and the Tories have just elected their second female PM, so she reckons Labour must have a woman in the top job. Straight talking, that’s our Angela…

Except that’s an oxymoron for our Ang. Straight talking from a rug muncher? Shurely not!

Yep, that’s definitely what Labour needs – a gay woman in the top job. Should bring in a few LGBT votes not to mention the odd brick through a window or two.

Calm down, dear – then fuck off!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Theresa May [3]

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So they’re changing the guard at Buckingham Palace as one cunt leaves and dear old Queenie swears in a new one.

Lots of cunt shuffling going on later as the new cunt moves all the old cunts about a bit. Got to look like we’re actually doing something. Brexit means Brexit-lite and all that. Appearances are everything and appearances can be deceptive.

What to do with the Brexiteer bastards? What to do with toxic Osborne? What the fuck to do full stop…

Saint Theresa the saviour of the party has arrived. We will unite behind her or she’ll chop our bollocks off. The new iron lady is in number 10.

Out with the old cunt, in with the new cunt. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Gawd help us!

There’s something of the night about her…

Nominated by: Dioclese

David Cameron [20]

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So the man with a van is in and Cameron fucks orf for the last time today.

Traditional to play the white man at times like this and wish him well after his six years orf stewardship orf dear Old Blighty. Indeed some Tory creatures are blubbing a few crocodile tears for “his great contribution” ect ect. Not yours truly. Always sniffed a smell orf fish aboit the man which as we married men know is a sure sign orf a cunt. Talking orf fish, Theresa May has the whiff orf a bum boat in Grimsby.

So what has Cave in Dave achieved? Bottled it against his mates the bankers, lorst a bollock in the jocko referendum, lorst the other one in the EU “renegotiation” and taken it up the arse in the EU Referendum. Stirring stuff what? Nice plum job waiting in the EU, Dave?

On the subject orf the “Quiet Word” have delivered it a goodly few times in me career and received it once so know orf what I speak. Bugger me, has been positively deafening over the last few weeks. Boris Johnson, Gove, Leadsom, Corbyn (but the old trot is too deaf to hear). Blood an’ gonads all over the shop.

Much talk orf a “new politics” arising from the carnage. End orf the two party system, end orf Labour, end orf Tories (certainly end orf pathetic LibDem tossers) ect ect. Time for a new party, time to strike, time to have a Quiet Word. Vote for Dioclese and get a real cunt in Parliament. Rally behind the stone faced one. Support and vote CUNT (Citizens Under No Tyranny).

Fuck orf “Call me Cunt” Cameron!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke