David Cameron [20]

David Cameron's last cabinet meeting

So the man with a van is in and Cameron fucks orf for the last time today.

Traditional to play the white man at times like this and wish him well after his six years orf stewardship orf dear Old Blighty. Indeed some Tory creatures are blubbing a few crocodile tears for “his great contribution” ect ect. Not yours truly. Always sniffed a smell orf fish aboit the man which as we married men know is a sure sign orf a cunt. Talking orf fish, Theresa May has the whiff orf a bum boat in Grimsby.

So what has Cave in Dave achieved? Bottled it against his mates the bankers, lorst a bollock in the jocko referendum, lorst the other one in the EU “renegotiation” and taken it up the arse in the EU Referendum. Stirring stuff what? Nice plum job waiting in the EU, Dave?

On the subject orf the “Quiet Word” have delivered it a goodly few times in me career and received it once so know orf what I speak. Bugger me, has been positively deafening over the last few weeks. Boris Johnson, Gove, Leadsom, Corbyn (but the old trot is too deaf to hear). Blood an’ gonads all over the shop.

Much talk orf a “new politics” arising from the carnage. End orf the two party system, end orf Labour, end orf Tories (certainly end orf pathetic LibDem tossers) ect ect. Time for a new party, time to strike, time to have a Quiet Word. Vote for Dioclese and get a real cunt in Parliament. Rally behind the stone faced one. Support and vote CUNT (Citizens Under No Tyranny).

Fuck orf “Call me Cunt” Cameron!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

6 thoughts on “David Cameron [20]

  1. In my last cunting of Cameron I was wondering who I could pledge my allegiance to, a little insight into the manifesto please Dioclese? A cunts colony on the Isle of Man with Dianne Abbot and David Cameron the first to be deported there would get my vote.

  2. The tell-all book will surface sooner rather than later… Someone will grass up Dave for all his dodgy dealings, affairs, ladies of the night and more pig and dick type scandal. and university ‘japes’… I bet he gave that McVey slag six of the best for a start… A bit like John Major and Vampira Curry… I bet there’s an oil drum sized can of worms on Dave waiting to be opened…

    And when/if the there’s an enquiry into how scores of mentally ill and sick, impared or disabled people have either died or committed suicide after being declared fit for work, I hope Pigfucker Dave, Iain Cuntan-Smith and Gideon the cunt get what they deserve…

  3. In tribute to our ex-prime minister, I think it would be appropriate to re-release the 1974 Thierry Zeno film Wedding Trough on DVD and call it the Cameron edition.

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