Top Gear [3]

Posted on June 2, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I wish Chris Evans would hurry up an have a heart attack. I’m sick of seeing his stupid cunt face, the run up to the new Top Gear has had him in the ‘news’ daily.

Now, with the first show aired, the big debate is on: Namely, “is he a bigger cunt than Clarkson”? My answer is always going to be YES. Evans has, and always will be a cunt of the first order, annoying to the point of torture. I didn’t watch it last night, and I will never watch it while that prick has anything to do with it.

How bad were the scripts that they had to get Danny Baker in to improve them? It is going to be a show about the ginger cunt, his cunt cars and his cunt showbiz cunt mates. FUCK OFF YOU GINGER TWAT!

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Dr. “Jizzer” Clarkson at least knew what he was on abite…Ginger minger was on the front page of some rag the other day…convinced he’s going to die in some car fuck-up, or something.

Please, Evans, just hurry along now !!

Nominate by: HBelinda Hubbard

Americanisms [2]

Posted on June 2, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’d like to give a cunting to the Americanisms that have appeared in our language.

It’s not “a season”, it’s a series.
It’s not “on the road” it’s an away match.

Can’t stand it and won’t let it continue….not on my watch Goddammit!

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Malia Bouattia

Posted on June 1, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

NUS president Malia Bouattia is a massive cunt.

She and her comrades talk total bollocks re shut all prisons etc ‘cos they are racist and “cuntish”?

Also I am sick to death of her and her ilk being splattered across all the fucking news papers so that I do not read them so I miss out on all the major stuff like what major stuff? Basically can these fucktards die or something or just fuck off and fade away please.

Nominated by: Shipmans apprentice

Apparently NUS President Malia Bouattia denies she’s an ISIS supporting anti-semite. It seems she only said she was.

Perhaps this was so the cunt could get the ISIS supporting anti-semite students to elect her? I think we should be told…

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Justice System

Posted on June 1, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Justice System requires a wholesale cunting
The way the justice system fines big banks is a cunt’s way out. What’s the fucking point of laying on a fine on a bank? It doesn’t hurt them, they have no conscience because they’re corporations and corporations have no feelings. They don’t care if you fine them twice the amount. The execs just go back and keep on doing what they did before and don’t give a fuck.

In fact they sign the multi billion dollar cheque for the fine knowing that whoever they make it out to will probably be depositing it back with them the next day… ouch that hurt a lot! It’s like wiping your arse with a hoola hoop.

What they should make the fucking arseholes do is stints at food banks or cemeteries or make them clean up some of the shitholes that they have helped to create by wiping out peoples savings. The justice system should make the cunts build, pay for the running of, and work at , such things as community improvement and support schemes for the people they’ve ripped off. But all they do is pay the fine and report to the office the next day as if nothing happened.

As it is, nobody knows where the fucking money from these fines go and if I was a betting man I’d say that most of it goes straight into the pockets of the ones who caused the problems.

Yes, the banks are cunts but so is the justice system for thinking that monetary penalties actually mean anything to these arseholes.

Nominated by: See You Next Tuesday