Monthly Archives: May 2016

Kim West and Ben Ford

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Kim West and and Ben Ford. A mother and son duo, fucking each other.

Based on the fact that she gave this cunt up for adoption she, she states firmly this is not incest. And on the basis of the incredible sex they have, marriage, and a baby, is the net step.

The cunt son, who was married told his wife he is leaving her for his mum.

There really is not a lot more that can be written other than the nomination for a monumental cunting.
These cunts really do need to be taken out back and shot.

The only saving grace is Mumsy is in the UK and sonny is is the US. Its only the US where they will not be jailed for incest and can be married, which does say al ot about the gene pools over there.

I wonder what the odds are of whatever it is they give birth to, running for president.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

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We all know Erdogan is a cunt but we’re bigger cunts for letting him stitch us up to let all his cunts cross into Europe without passports in return for taking our money and giving us fuck all in return. But he’s an even bigger cunt for trying to force Germany to prosecute a comedian for failing to tickle his sense of humour with a rude poem about him.

So step forward our hero of the week : none other than our very own Boris Johnson with this witty little piece on National Limerick Day that won him a £1,000 prize from the paper he used to edit, The Spectator. Take it away Boris….!

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.

Trump and Johnson. The new dream team. Way to go, Boris!

Nominated by: Dioclese

He is a even bigger cunt then merkel the amount of threats he has made to the EU is astounding.

He is going send 12 million turks to the UK(has threatened to send more) and a good portion are mentally retarded, criminals and expecting pregnancy.

Thank Mr Hameron he’s doing this because UK needs more diversity apparently and because we are morally superior or tolerant some shite, I dunno lol .

Nominated by: TitSlapper

The Neverendum

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Some cunt rang at the door and interrupted my evening feast…”Are you Hubbard Marple?”
No, I’m fucking not!! I’m HBelindaHubbard

Twatface from some CUNTY political party seemed to be a bit wrong-footed there…
“Are you aware of the eu referendum on 23rd June?”
oh jesus christ almighty…

“Can I ask you how you’ll be voting?”
By putting a fuckin’ cross on a piece of paper. Mind your own fucking business, cuntface, and sod off before I set the bat onto you…

I may well erupt anytime soon; don’t think I can wade through much more of this feacal debris…

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard

Christer Björkman

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Christer Björkman is a cunt…says our Tel “totally spoiled” the Eurovision pong contest. Nope. Wogan just saw through it, saw it for what it was…a heap of old toot.

In fact “toot” is more musical!! Eurovision was S H one T before Tel arrived on the scene…

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard

Christer Bjorkman wouldn’t know a good song if he tripped over it. [THIS SONG] would have pissed Eurovision!

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Guardian [2]

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The Grauniad needs cunting. Stating the bleedin obvious, I know, but…”How to eat (Part 94): Macaroni Cheese”. Last time it was Fish Pie.

This is a great worry to me. Being an ordinary sort of Auntie Belinda,

I thought I’d got it right. Pick up fork, food on fork, open gob, shovel it in, chew, swallow, digest, fart, poop, wipe, flush.

Obviously there’s more to this eating biz than I first thought, for those woolly-minded, twatty hipster mong-cunts… Should I invite a coven of local feminazis / luvvies / bbc paedos, Emmas, around as witnesses? Is it all some deconstructionalist event? I think I should be told. (even the meaning of Deconstructionalist would help…)

Enemas used to be a way of feeding invalids. Well, Camoron is about at the end of his (useful??) life, so perhaps a few kilos of microwave-hot macaroni cheese up his jacksie might be a tasty treat for him…

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard