Famous, Rich and Homeless

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Why on earth do we need Willy Thorne to tell us that the homeless have got it fairly tough? Have we all been taken in that they’re living the high life but choose to drink White Lightning due to the recession?

Don’t get me wrong, I have quite harsh ideas on the homeless and think a percentage of them are stupid/selfish cunts, but I’m not blind to their hardships. Waste of fucking time and a poor excuse for a programme.

Bet them cunts are getting paid too.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Apparently this was all done for Sport Relief (another load of fucking overhyped pointless cherriteee crap!).

Apart from yobs ( e.g. skinhead football fans from the Shed end ) going round the street playing ‘kick a vagrant’ can anyone explain to me what the fuck this has to do with sport?

Another amazingly pointless and bad taste program from and an increasingly pointless BBC…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Posted in BBC

Martin Lewis

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Martin Lewis – Self Proclaimed Money Saving Expert

These greasy little fucker deserves a cunting, he can be found on TV ‘saving people money’ and ran the MoneySavingExpert website.
This greasy little fucker sold all of his subscribers details (10 million) to Moneysupermarket for £87 Million.

He is a true cunt, he is part of the agenda to get smart meters in every family home in the UK.
Currently most people remain with the same energy supplier, like their bank, for most of their lives.
The government ARE going to get smart meters in every home and the only way they can force this is to get people to switch suppliers (under the guise of saving money).
Once people have switched they enter a new contract, and more importantly new terms & conditions.
One of these new terms and condition is the acceptance of smart meters, British Gas have already done it! (don’t believe me, read their terms & conditions!)

The whole switching energy scam is to get people to enter new contracts and accept the smart meters under the guise you are saving money.
It’s BULLSHIT, energy, much like the phone network with BT is a monopolised cartel.
This is how the scam works:

You go to the website, they say we can save you £200 a year if you switch to this supplier.
You switch by telling them your annual usage in KW/h.
Your first bill is estimated at under 1 quarter of your annual usage (you think you are saving money).
The second bill is the same, as is the third, then on the final bill for that year you get a hugely over estimate bill and you give them your meter reading, then you get billed for the exact amount over that year and because it’s a monopoly you end up paying roughly the same as you would of with your old supplier.
No fucking £200 saving.

IT’S A SCAM TO GET YOU IN TO A NEW CONTRACT AND HAVE TO ACCEPT A SMART METER

Nominated by: Boaby

Hugh Jackman

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Hugh Jackman is almost certainly a cunt. Although I haven’t had personal dealings with him, nor had a film ruined by his on-screen presence*, my mate Tino once saw him in an airport and he was doing the following (Hugh Jackman, not Tino):

– wearing sunglasses (not only was he obviously indoors as he was in an airport, but the incident took place at night)
– swearing on the phone in front of children as he issued demands to show how massively consequential he is
– playing billy big bollocks by having removed himself from the wealthy bastard lounge to make the afore-mentioned phone call in front of the economy class and homeless loiterers
– being Australian (possibly this isn’t his fault as he was born an Aussie but for fuck’s sake, he’s an actor! He could pretend to be Canadian or Danish surely?)

This is what Tino had to say about him:
“He wears sunglasses indoors, Sxxxxl. At night. At fucking night time. For the fucking sake of fuck. Who does that? At fucking night. What a massive bellend.
And he swears loudly in the company of children. Fucking twat.
We can’t disagree on this. I am definitely right on this issue.
He is a cunting cunt.”

* just had a look on imdb and I have seen him in two films, The Prestige, which was passable, and Australia which was a horrific pile of inner bum lining, and thus further proof that Tino was right and Hugh Jackman is a behemothic cunt.

Nominated by: Galted Asas

Stephen Hawking [3]

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Stephen Hawking is a cunt…

He says (for want of a better word) that science and research will suffer in Britain leaves the EU… What total bollocks… Britain has been a hotbed for science and technology for centuries…

Was the UK in the EU when Isaac Newton did his stuff? Not to mention Dawrin, Logie Baird, Faraday, Fleming, Bell etc…. Obviously Hawking has some sort of financial angle, like all the rest of the pro-EU mob… Well he can fuck off…

Do one, Davros…

Nominated by: Norman

Dead Whale Watching

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I live in the East of England and we have the stories on TV of these poor old blubbery bastards being found dead on our beaches (pity they weren’t cunt asylum seekers).

There are no end of cunts going up to these poor things, stroking them, climbing on top of them and taking ghoulish pictures with their kids!!

The things are dead for fucks sake….Cunts….

Nominated by: Judge John Jizz