FHM Magazine

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I see that paragon of reading matter, FHM magazine, is to close…

Truth is it was always crap, but 20 years ago they did have a better class of celebrity/bird in it (only issue I remember purchasing was the one with The X-Files bird on the cover, 1995 or 96)…

Fast forward to 2015 and all they can get is scrag-ends from Hollyoaks, reality TV trash and slappers who have shagged Wayne Rooney (he must have paid them a fucking lot!)… Let’s face it: any magazine that proclaims a poundland slag like Tulisa as the world’s sexiest woman has dug its own grave…

Good riddance to the cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

Steven Moffat

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I’m nominating Stephen Moffat for a cunting. Due to the fact the Scottish twat turned the Master in to Missy towards the end of last season, I stopped watching, on the basis that Stephen Moffat is a politically correct, far left shithouse, with pubic hair on his head. He couldn’t write the alphabet without adding some kind of left wing slant to it.

When the new series started the Saturday before last, I decided to give it a chance, just in a case a miracle happened, and he’d written a script that was actually entertaining, rather than a load of left wing drivel. I should have known better, but I’m nothing if not optimistic. I had to turn it off after Missy made a comment to Clara about, ‘when the Doctor was a little girl’.

Moffat seems to be oblivious to the fact that he is going to ruin a much loved show, with his obsession with making at least one incarnation of the Doctor female. What is it with left wingers, that makes them feel the need to piss all over once great television shows, by adding a left wing agenda? With Russell Davies, it was about promoting faggots and faggotry. With Davies, it’s about promoting ‘gender reassignment’. On a couple of occasions, Missy referred to herself as a ‘Timelady’. Considering she used to be a man, it would be more accurate to call her a ‘Timetranny’.

From now on, I’m only going to watch the original series of Dr Who. Hartnell through to McCoy. They may have been corny as fuck, but they were at least unburdened by any PC bullshit.

Nominated by” Quick Draw McGraw

Class War

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Class War are about due for a cunting. That bunch of violent, soap dodging, bigoted, ignorant, left wing fuckwits. They’ve threatened to riot if Zac Goldsmith wins the election to become London Mayor. The very name of this group of democracy hating cock wipes is laughable. Because the vast majority of their members are middle class arseholes, living off trusts provided by mummy and daddy.

In a democracy, even a flawed one like ours, people have the right to vote for any candidate they wish. You have the right to vote for one candidate, or another, depending on their policies, etcetera. You have the right to refrain from voting should none of the candidates be what you want. Sometimes, the person you voted for wins, sometimes they don’t. That’s democracy, and most of us accept that. What you DO NOT have, is the right to spit out your dummy and take to the streets, damaging or destroying other peoples property, simply because the majority of people voted for the candidate that you hate.

That’s what Class War are proposing if Sadiq Khan doesn’t win. One of their leaders, Jon Rees, is a real piece of shit. He chaired the press conference, at which CAGE, that bunch of muslim filth who love terrorists, praised the cocksucker known as jihadi john. Rees is the dictionary definition of the word, ‘traitor’. This cunt literally hates EVERYTHING British. So I can also assume he hates himself.

And like all knuckle dragging, far left fuckwits, Rees sees it as his holy mission to condescendingly fight for the working class. Even if their actions cause harm to the working class. It never fails to amaze me that these clowns constantly drone on about fighting fascism, whilst using the very same tactics that the Fascists themselves employed. They are far, far too stupid to realise that THEY are they enemy of the Working Class.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Farah Abraham

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This cunt called Farah Abraham (sounds like a Chinese version of the bloke who sang with the Smurfs!) became a ‘celebrity’ by appearing in the MTV show ‘Teen Mom’

Which basically means the little slapper got up the duff to get on a crappy TV show…. Then the gluebag does a porno DVD: titled ‘Teen Mom XXX’ or something like that….Now this cunt is on the abomination that is Celebrity Big Brother, with a new pair of plastic tits and celebrity status….

We live in a world where slags like Abraham, Kardashian and Katie Price are seen as celebrities… I partly blame Beckham for this modern celebrity famous for nothing culture…. After all, he married that talentless, obnoxious cunt, Posh (except she isn’t!) and with her help, they became a ‘celebrity couple…’ And this (especially her) set the template for the famous for fuck all celebrities we have today…

Nominated by: Norman

Belgium

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What the fuck use is bastard Belgium? Apart from chocolate and horse meat sandwiches what has the capital orf the Euro ever done for the world?

Hercule Poriot (fictional),

Claude Van Damme (semi-fictional little cunt last seen tossing himself orf in the snow flogging an undrinkable yank beer)

Hotbed orf paedo networks involving the police and politicians (only too true)

Now Le Frogs wake up to the fact that Belgium is a nerve centre orf ISIL and instrumental in the Paris attacks (always thought Paris Carnage was a night club). What does little Hollande do in response? Bombs la merde oit orf Syria. Wrong my short arsed ami.

Bomb bloody Belgium (but spare the beer)

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke