Monthly Archives: September 2015

George Claudiu Albu

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George Claudiu Albu is a massive, massive cunt.

The gutless coward piece of shit decided to use the backstreets of Notting hill as his own private racetrack in about £25k worth of second hand Bentley when he hit a stationary council gardener’s van that had broken down in the road.

The poor fucker that was driving the van happened to be responsibly ushering traffic around the stricken motor when the Romanian faggotwing wannabe gangster rammed into the van, crushing the gardener between the two cars.

So, what did big gay George do?

Did he call an ambulance? Nope.

Did he try and administer first aid? Nope.

Did he do a runner with his shirtless boyfriend, leaving the engine running, the car leaking fluids and the stereo blaring gangsta (c)rap while his unfortunate victim lay dying in the road. Oh yes.

What a grade ‘A’ cunt of monumental proportions.

But then any overly aggressive, thick as pigshit, roid-rage bodybuilder cunt with ‘Thug life’ tattooed accross its belly and ‘Outlaw’ tattooed on its arm will most likely be the less than proud owner of a non- functioning microcock and would probably have done the same.

Personally I hope he gets life inside and spends it catching AIDS as the spunk sponge to a gay muslim child rapist gang….

And then gets deported back to Romania to have the whole life sentence / spunk sponge arrangement repeated.

He deserves nothing more, nothing less.

Nominated by: Odins Balls

Boxing

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Boxing, Queensbury rules, what a load of shit.
Pansy fucking gloves so no-one gets brain damage, yawn!
15 rounds of touching each other up like poofters, yawn

I’d rather watch a bare-knuckle organised street fight, better action, more blood and always a knock out instead of a cut above the eye making the referee stop the fight!

I once was lucky enough to see a Gypsy fight out in the countryside near me, it was pretty fucking brutal but it was organised and they even shook hands afterwards.

I’d rather watch that than Chris Eubank mince, Frank Bruno chuckle or Prince Naseem’s Duncan Norville ‘chase me’ evasion in the ring.

Nominated by: Frank Bruno

Karen Anderson

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Sort of connected to the Walter Palmer cunting, Karen Anderson is also a double decker bus of a cunt…

Self styled ‘animal psychic’ Anderson An ‘animal communicator’ claims to have spoken to the spirit of Cecil the lion, and it turns out he was quite a deep thinker……Karen Anderson says she ‘connected’ with the animal after he was killed in Zimbabwe by the cunt Palmer…

Rather than wanting revenge on Palmer, Cecil is apparently more concerned with moving on….Cecil wants closure…. Anderson claims Cecil said the following:

‘Let not the actions of these few men defeat us or allow darkness to enter our hearts. If we do then we become one of them… Raise your vibration and allow this energy to move us forward…. What happened does not need to be discussed as it is what it is…
Take heart my child, I am finer than ever, grander than before as no one can take our purity, our truth or our soul. Ever…. ‘I am here… Be strong and speak for all the others who suffer needlessly to satisfy human greed. Bring Light and Love and we will rise above this….’

Anderson, who describes herself as a psychic medium, said the words brought tears to her eyes…. Brings tears to mine too…. Tears of fucking laughter… Someone should tell this silly attention seeking crackpot bitch that lions can’t talk, end of… It’s loony cunts like her that give the Internet its bad name… Of course it’s total bollocks, but if she did have a natter with Cecil, the silly cow should have asked the old boy next week’s lottery numbers… Seriously though, what a complete fucking bake, and what a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Bono [8]

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“I’ve got loadsamoney !!! All tax free…”

That cuntpig fucktard Bono desperately needs cunting for a record eighth time.
( Happy to oblige… Ed.)

Over the weekend the cunt predictably waded into the so-called “refugee crisis” by lecturing his Italian audience on the subject: “We don’t know what the answer to the refugee crisis in Europe and Africa is, but we know that if we don’t figure it out, then Europe, which is a beautiful idea, will be no more. So we have to figure it out, whatever it is.”

How about you shut the fuck up until you have something more insightful to say, you speccy cunt? Or even better, how about you do something to draw attention to the atrocity of massive, systematic tax evasion and avoidance which robs the exchequer of much needed funds? Didn’t think so – you wouldn’t want to shit on your own doorstep, would you? Fucking hypocritical cunt.

I’d also like to cunt every single person who has ever bought a U2 record or a ticket to see U2 live. And furthermore I’d like to cunt the cunt who owns the glasses shop whose only two customers are Bono and Yoko Ono.

Nominated by: Fred West

Daniele Watts

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Since the Daily Fail won’t let me comment on the story, I’m nominating Daniele Watts. In case you’d forgotten, Watts was the Django Unchained ‘actress’ who last September accused the LAPD of racism, because a couple of its officers had the nerve to arrest her and her white boyfriend, for public indecency. Members of the public had phoned the police to report Watts and said beau, for shagging in their car, in public, with the door open.

Well now, she’s written a letter of ‘apology’. I’ve printed it below, so you can judge for yourselves how apologetic she actually is. Personally, I don’t think it’s that much anyway, read on;

DANIELE WATTS’ PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE LETTER TO LOS ANGELES POLICE :

‘I want to acknowledge that when we met last September, I allowed fear, shame, and anxiety to prevent me from relating to you in a peaceful way. Hopefully you can forgive the fact that my heightened emotions disturbed what might have otherwise been a carefree stop on your way to a nice cup of coffee.

‘With all the recent news coverage on the issue of biased policing, we probably all have a clearer understanding of the subtle – and often bizarre – ways that racial conflict continues to haunt many people in America. Sgt. Parker, when you said sarcastically, “Thank you for bringing up the race card, I never hear that,” I felt provoked because I had previously encountered many disheartening experiences related to “being black” both in my personal life, and as reflected in society overall. Your willingness to dismiss my experience with sarcasm was hurtful, and caused me to respond defensively.

‘Looking on the brighter side, we do believe that the public discourse that surrounded our encounter was beneficial, as it provided an opportunity for the public to discuss, and more deeply understand the “taboo” subject of interracial relationships. As you may know, interracial marriage was only made legal in the United States in 1967, and for many, it is still a very sensitive issue. I am grateful for our meeting because it allowed me to examine the shame and self-hatred I had been bottling inside, and release it.

‘We truly appreciate role you’ve played in bringing awareness to so many issues.

‘With Love, Daniele Watts & Brian James Lucas.’

Now, when someone has cause to write a letter of apology, it’s traditional to use words like ‘apologise’, and ‘sorry’. I’ve read the letter four times, and I can’t see either of those words. The first paragraph, in my opinion, is more sarcastic than apologetic. “What might otherwise have a been a carefree stop on your way to nice cup of coffee”? Wow, she STILL can’t accept that she did wrong. So straight away, she’s fucked up the apology, by not actually being sorry.

The second paragraph is HER being accusing the LAPD officer of sarcasm, whilst making another, thinly veiled accusation of racism. Yep, definitely not an apology. The third paragraph is her basically accusing the LAPD of hating mixed race couples, whilst trying to be Martha Luther King (see what I did there?).

Watts could not have been less apologetic, if she’d written letter that read;

Dear Pig,

Fuck you, you’re a racist cunt, and I hate you because you’re a racist cunt, and a pig, and you smell of bacon. Oink oink Pig.

Hugs and kisses
Daniele Watts.

Oh yeah, I’m also nominating her because she can’t spell her own fucking name. It’s ‘Danielle”. Two L’s. I know that because it’s also my wife’s name.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw