Dead Pool [22]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Entopy who predicted the demise of George Cole – best known as Arthur Daley in Minder. If you haven’t read his autobiography The World Was My Lobster you should do.
Despite being both a cockney and also in the RAF he wasn’t a complete cunt.

So well played, Entopy. Your prize – his and hers matching bathrobes – are in the post.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 22.

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of five cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [22]”

  1. Congrats Norman dear heart. My noms are:
    Mohammed Ali
    Leslie Phillips
    John Hurt
    Sir Peter Hall
    Ken Dodd

    • Thanks, Sir… Blakey was the only thing that was funny about On The Buses (apart from Arthur’s open hatred for Olive)… Even to this day inspectors/management/cunts in public transport are given the nickname ‘Blakey…’ I have a friend who works for Greater Manchester Transport and his inspector is known as Blakey….

      • I had a few teachers like him as well.Miserable sods.One used to bend over and pull that exact face.

      • Not at all old sport. Delighted. Fair play, be the White Man ect ect. Recall a good while ago when on me uppers accepted a role playing a station inspector in a big international filum. Based one’s characterisation donchaknow upon the aforementioned Blakey. At least the money was good.

  3. By the Good Lord – have to stay sprightly to keep up with the deaths of the UnGodly. I shall bespoke me the following

    Jerry Lewis
    Gerald Depardieu
    Robert Mugabe
    Jimmy Carter
    Olivier DeHavilland

  4. Apologies, been out on the piss in Marbella tonight which almost certainly makes me a cunt.

    Will set up the new Pool 23 in a minute. Sorry for the delay etc etc

  5. Well Done Norman

    Ill Go

    Bruce Forsythe
    Prince Phillip
    George Bush Senior
    Kirk Douglas
    Michael Parkinson

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