Chris Spivey

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Chris Spivey is a cunt. A gargantuan cunt. A pig-ignorant, barely literate, inarticulate conspiracy theorist cunt with a website on which he posits his ridiculous theories that pretty much every major national disaster and/or world tragedy is a hoax staged by “crisis actors” sponsored and arranged by the government of whichever country the event takes place in.Spivey is a typical under-achiever with nothing to show for his life but his tattoos and therefore has only his hilarious insights and idiosyncratic notion of “the truth” left to bequeath to posterity. His website is littered with self-dramatising crap about his arrests and lack of support at court appearances, how he won’t go to hospital in case he’s murdered by the establishment, and photos of his pets and infant grandson presumably designed to elicit sympathy (or “illicit sympathy” as Spivey would surely write).

9/11? Inside job.
Australian coffee shop? Faked.
Lee Rigby? Didn’t happen (in fact Spivey alleges that one of the “killers” was in fact the boyfriend of a Bristol-based “crisis actor” who took the role of the female Australian lawyer “killed” in the Sydney coffee shop).
ISIS hostage beheading videos? Hoaxes.
Glasgow bin lorry crash? Staged (and the motive for that would be what, Chris? You’re slightly sketchy on this…).

Tell all the above to the families of the allegedly fictitious victims – or are they crisis actors too? And presumably that means their friends and neighbours, extended families and everyone they work with and went to school with must be crisis actors also? Fuck me, being a crisis actor sounds like a job for life – where can I apply?

And now the cunt is even suggesting that the mugging of disabled pensioner and Tony Robinson-lookalike Alan Barnes (the crime that prompted that recent massive whipround) was a huge con. According to medical expert Dr Spivey, Barnes is not a pensioner at all, just a young guy with a progressive ageing disease and the so-called mugger was, presumably, a crisis actor (once again, no credible motive offered).

Egged on by a tiny band of fucktard believers, each one a cunt in his or her own right of course, Spivey frequently points to “anomalies” in tabloid news reports as “evidence” of his laughable theories.

Just like thecolemanexperience (cunted previously) who often links to the Daily Mail (of all places!) for his “evidence”, the Cunt Spivey either fails to realise or conveniently ignores the fact that tabloid journalists deliberately fabricate, embellish and distort their stories to make them more sensational – so of course the truth and the facts won’t ever bear much relationship to what you find in the tabloids, but there’s no conspiracy – it’s just that tabloid journalists are lazy, unethical, unprofessional cunts, as has been demonstrated time and time again over the last few years.

Likewise, as any fule kno, reporters on 24-hour rolling news channels routinely present ill-informed conjecture and speculation instead of verified facts – but they are not trying to mislead, they simply don’t have the full story and are just desperate to fill airtime so they waffle on regardless.

Anyone who sees anomalies or inaccuracies in tabloid news stories or 24-hour rolling news reports as “proof” of so-called “false flag operations” is a monumental cunt who urgently needs their fucking head examined. And that’s all Spivey’s “revelations” essentially consist of – Spivey insisting “it couldn’t have happened the way The Sun/Mirror say it did because…” – and that’s true, Chris, very often what appears in the tabloids beggars belief – but only because tabloid hacks unashamedly make the stuff up, you silly cunt! Once you realise that tabloid owners are in it to sell papers by entertaining readers, not by reporting the truth, maybe your hilarious paranoia will subside a little?

Undoubtedly there have been a lot of historical establishment cover-ups (paedophilia and murder at Dolphin Square, Elm Guest House, Cyril Smith, etc), but the problem with cunts like Spivey and thecolemanexperience is that by presenting serious, credible issues like these within the same context (ie on the same websites) as all their ludicrous “false flag” bullshit, they only serve to damage the plausibility of those cases which truly do merit investigation.

The only “inside job” I want to see is the one where the fucking delusional cunt Spivey tops himself.

Nominated by: Fred West

11 thoughts on “Chris Spivey

  1. Spivey and his coterie of conspiracy loonies, Eike, Richard D Hall and Alex Jones would have you believe that the rise of ISIL was a Zionist fuelled conspiracy aided by majestic 12, men in black and under the direction of the great god Cthulhu.
    Such muppets like to admix a little truth with a hefty dose of conjecture and “eyewitness reports”, usually from someone whose memory has lapsed.
    Wonder why they never got jobs reporting for the Daily Sport?

  2. I heard from some bloke on the Internet that The Coleman Experience has faked his own death and has in fact been spirited away to Israel due to his involvement in the killing of Jill Dando. Tick Tock.

    Ps no wonder unemployment is falling what with all these crisis actors working these days.

  3. Lance Armstrong Is A Cunt

    Sliding out of the twat of a gullible woman who either forgets or never knew the name of the demon who spawned this lying, bullying cunt, Lance Armstrong has succeeded in achieving several goals in his whole useless cunting life; giving bored cunts a reason to actually get excited about the world’s second most pathetic sport (after curling), cheating his ass off during seven Tours De France in that country full of arrogant short Napoleonic cunts, bullying poor cunts like Greg LeMonde and Betsy and Frankie Andreu when they told the truth about cheating in cycling and costing them millions in earnings, corrupting cunting cycling officials into busting other two wheel obsessed cunts like Floyd Landis for daring to cheat while on a team other than this evil cunt’s US Postal Service team that named after an dying, irrelevant bureaucracy that employs fat, useless cunts who regularly steal shit right from Americans’ mail, using Sheryl Crow as his emotional pillar while fighting nut cancer that this cunt gave himself after doping himself up with every performance enhancing drug known to man and beast, neglecting that same washed up cunt when she got cancer of her own, boning one of those emotionally fucked up Olsen twins with his one remaining nut, giving false hope to bald, vomiting kids in cancer wards and then spilling his guts to that overpaid and over-worshipped twat, Oprah Winfrey whose cunt probably looks like my wallet.

  4. Ah Chris Spivey, the so called ‘awake’ peoples go to ‘source’ for all things nonceapedia.
    Spivey, Icke, Hall, Jones, Brand, Tellinger and the plethora of other cunts who have made a living out of ‘revealing truths’ to the so called ‘awake’.
    The irony is all thier followers are just ‘sheep’ following the herd and playing to the pied pipers tune in the blind ignorance they are ‘awake’ and everyone else is a ‘corporate mind controlled sheep’.
    You could not make this shit up!
    Divide & Conquer in full effect, all blidnly walking in to the total enslavement and control of the New World Order, it is real, it is not a conspiracy and it has nothing to do with mind control, aliens, zionists, reptiles, lizards or Saturn’s orbit.
    It is a bunch of economic royalists monopolising the planet commercialy to take control politically.
    And if you think that is a conspiracy then there really is no fucking hope for you.

  5. Just taken a look at Spivey’s website, what a total crock of shit. Rather a lot of Charles Manson pictures too. If you’re reading this Charlie whilst filing your way through the last bar of your cell window, you are a cunt. And my real name is Piers Morgan if you want to come find me. Russell Brand called you a cunt too, if you’d like to pay him a visit.

  6. I HATE CHRIS SPIVEY. HE TALKS ABOUT ME GUTS, ME COLON AND ME SURGERY..IN FRANCE WHICH IS “WHAT HAPPENS IN FRANCE STAYS IN FRANCE” M’KAY?..YOU LOT MUST BE CUNTS AS WELL OR YOU WOULD’T BITCH ABOUT HIM NOW WOULD AYE??

    SORRY YOUR VAGINAS HURT LADS…MY ARSE DOES TOO BECAUSE OF AN IMPROPERLY TRAINED GERBIL….ONLY PLACE GERBILS FROM REPUTABLE DEALERS INTO THE LOWER END OF YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM/ASSHOLE…OTHERWISE THEY MAY EAT THROUGH TO YOUR PROSTATE GLAND LIKE .UH ER DUH SOMEBODY MY BROTHER KNOWS THAT THAT HAPPENED TOO..SCAR TISSUE IS A VERY BAD IN YOUR PISS TUBING…….BUGGER OFF CUNTS……

  7. What a cunt and potatoe head.That dogbiscuits a cunt too.in fact what a bunch of cunts ROFL.

  8. I see the writer of this blog measures his penis size in mm as it is so small it cant be measured in cms

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