Tim Cook

Posted on January 7, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Apple’s Tim Cook is a global scale cunt.

The sanctimonious twat, who is employing Chinese slave labour to assemble his iPhones for $5, sells that shit here for $1000.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingdong

( …and we’re the biggest cunts for buying them? )

Drug Mules on death row

Posted on January 6, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

These cunts are in the same bag as the Amateur Aid Worker. Why is it, that when someone shoves their arse with Heroin and then gets caught – or some fuckwit backpacker is busted with 75 Kg of Ice in China and will now face death row – that we need to now feel for them, or our money is spent to get them out of the shit?

Fuck ’em…

Nominated by: King Cunt

Breast feeders

Posted on January 5, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

"As sponsored by a man who knows fuck all about it but still 
 makes the rules"

Self-rightous holier-than-thou mumsnet mafia, who think that we’re all beholden to the brats they spawned. “Breastfeeding is normal and natural” aye, so is taking a dump. I’d be offended if someone curled one down in a Little Chef, let alone ruining my hundred quid afternoon tea in Claridge’s.

Nominated by: The Large Visage

Hugh Hefner [2]

Posted on January 4, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Hugh Hefner is a cunt… Arguably the biggest and most successful pimp in the western world… Also marries one plastic titted bottle blonde after another… They sure as shite aren’t with the old cunt for his good looks or staying power, so the dirty old fart is paying for it..

Anywhere else these slags would be called prossies (I know some women have to do it to survive. But these brasses don’t!) and the Playboy Mansion would be known as a whorehouse (which it basically is)… Amazing what the fucking Yanks and the good ol’ US of A gets away with, eh?

Oh, and the bunny mag hasn’t had a decent bit of famous fluff (Lindsay Lohan? Kate Moss? I fucking ask you!) in it for years…

Nominated by: Norman

Cirque du soleil

Posted on January 3, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

What a bunch of pointless cunts they are. Founded by a French street mime artist, need I say more about the absolute cuntitude that oozes from every pore of their being.

Someone really needs to tell them that circus acts died out and became about as interesting as the world championship paint drying finale around the same time that the Atari game consoles appeared on the market.

The latest offering from this bunch of complete losers is in fact called ‘Kooza’, ironic really because phonetically speaking this is the Danish word for CUNT!

Check out the pretentious bollocks on the website “combining two circus traditions – acrobatic performance and clowning”.

These just happen to be two of my least favourite things on the planet. Way up there with being shot at by ragheads and gastric flu.

Anyone, and I mean anyone who thinks that performing feats of juggling or other circus bullshit in a public place should be beaten to death with their juggling clubs or fucking unicycle.

You know who you are……CUNTS!!!!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls