Only a shit-for-brains cunt would fall for the idea that a national tabloid editor would never ask how stories were sourced or substantiated. Brooks told the court she was “more concerned with budgets” – but the slight hole in that defence is her failure to ask why they were paying arch-hacker Glenn Mulcaire over a hundred grand a year. GUILTY AS FUCK.
Charlie Brooks claimed he had hidden only his porn collection and a laptop containing a draft of his novel from the police. If this were really the case, how come the task of retrieving it fell to News International’s Head of Security? GUILTY AS FUCK.
When RB was arrested, Cheryl Carter took away storage cartons marked “Rebekah Brooks Notebooks” from the NI Storage Facility. She insists they had been incorrectly labelled and instead contained cuttings she, Carter, had written about health, beauty and lifetyle and which were vitally important to her own career. So vitally important in fact that she was never able to produce them, didn’t know where they were, and Plod couldn’t find them either. GUILTY AS FUCK.
And not only are juries cunts, but Plod has once again shown himself to be a massively inept, thoroughly corrupt cunt of the highest order: if Plod hadn’t continually tipped of the News of the World about the progress of the hacking investigation for so many years, if Plod hadn’t blunderd through it with his head up his arsehole taking bungs left right and centre, then Murdoch’s henchmen wouldn’t have had so much time to destroy evidence that would have seen this crew of cunts banged up. 24 carat cunts one and all.
Just imagine Murdoch’s smugness today. Tens of millions spent on legal teams for most of the defendants, the luxury of advance warning of the police investigation’s progress and months to destroy “millions of emails” (in Plod’s estimation), dozens of BlackBerrys and iPads, and plenty of other evidence too. The sooner that geriatric Antipodean scum snuffs it, the better.
Still, at least Andy Coulson will be joining his old pal Max Clifford on B Wing.
Nominated by: Fred West
