Russell Howard is a talentless skinny runt of a cunt.
Totally unfunny. Hiroshima and Nagasaki are hilarious next to this little cross eyed prick.
Nominated by: Mr. Cabbage
Monthly Archives: September 2013
Billy Bragg [5]
Billy Bragg is a champagne socialist hypocritical twat. Loves multi-culturalism so much he fucked off out of multi-cultural barking to live in a totally white area of the south west as soon as he could.
Man of the people Bragg trying to turn a kids skate park on the south bank into more shitty yuppie buildings on behalf of his big business pals, getting away with it coz he’s good old Billy, comrade Billy…. cunt.
Also his music is and always has been pants, he sings like he’s recovering from a stroke and has a face I’d never tire of slapping. To sum him up in one word. Cunt!
Nominated by: London Cunt
And the fucker can’t sing or write decent lyrics either. So there!
Nominated by: ChasC
Britannia Building Society
The Britannia Building Society are a bunch of totally, utterly, completely useless cunts.
Don’t believe me? Try walking into a branch with a cheque for 40 grand in your hand to open an account.
“Sorry. We’ve nobody available at the moment. Could you make an appointment and come back next week?”
No. I can’t. Fuck you. Cunts. Total cunts. No wonder the banking system is in such shit.
Nominated by: Dioclese
Ray Winstone [2]
Get ya laptops aat. Ray Winstone ere. You slaaags might know me as the geezer in scum or Henry the fucking 8th. Don’t believe it’s me Ray ‘the daddy’ Winstone? ok…. Oi Wolsey you fucked up ya slaaag, jog on. I fucking love ya Anne.
Yeaaah was born to play Enry the fucking 8th I was. See told ya. naaah I jacked in acting, naaah I work for 365 bet full fucking time like the cunt I aaam, more readies for the daddy.
Nominated by: Ray Winstone
France
The filthy French – greasy, shoulder shrugging, garlic smelling cunts who spell better than they pronounce.
Couldn’t win a war even if they were fighting the Eyeties. Leave the real fighting to the beer drinking nations you dirty, wanky cunts.
That Jacques Cousteu is a total cunt as well.
Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon