Monthly Archives: March 2013

Martin Roberts

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Martin Roberts, the champion cunt who presents Homes Under The Hammer on BBC1.

Everything about this cunt screams cuntitude through the TV screen: yes I hate his constant cuntish puns, his cuntish blazers with low buttons to try to make the fat cunt look thinner, but most of all I despise the cunt’s hair which looks like its been fluffed up with a fucking egg whisk to cover up the fact he’s clearly going bald.

If ever the Professor of Cuntery chair at Cambridge becomes vacant, this smug fat cunt would be a fucking shoe-in. Also he looks like he’s related to another prize cunt: David Van Day out of Dollar.

Nominated by : Yootha Joyce

Bruce Forsythe [3]

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Bruce Forsythe……just do us all a favour and fuck the cunt off our screens of a Saturday night, you dilapidated old cunt (I don’t even watch Strictly Come Dancing…..but its like its a constant presence isn’t it….like a buzzing fly, or genital herpes?)

Nice to see you! To see you nice! Why don’t you stick your chin up your arse and see if it fits? You Cunt! I’ve nicked that from Scarface obviously

Nice syrup, too!

Nominated by : King Binge

William Roach

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Bill Roach – better known as the smarmy fucking know-it-all superior bastard Ken Barlow in Corrie – reckons that sex abuse victims are paying the price for their misdemeanours in a former life.

FFS, Bill – get a grip. We’re know you’re an 80 year old geriatric cunt who talks bollocks, but there’s no need to prove you’re a cunt by opening your mouth.

And the cunt is a crap actor too!

Nominated by : Dioclese

Gregg Wallace

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Gregg Wallace of Master Cunt. The bald headed twat no talent just stands there dipping his dick in custard while waiting to collect his pay check. The man has no other purpose in life.

Unfair? He would likely wank into John Torode’s mayo just to stop it separating. Nah – he is a natural born cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke