Eamonn Holmes (on the evidence of this photograph) is a bottom scratching, finger sniffing cunt
Nominated by Ashtrayhead
Eamonn Holmes [2]
Monthly Archives: October 2011
David Starkey
David Starkey is a typical BBC Old Boy who thinks his opinions matter and whatever he says comes straight from the Mouth of God!
The old fucker should just piss off and give us all a break, the smug arrogant old cunt!
Nominated by EDDIE-F
Alex Salmond [2]
I hate that cunt Alex “cunt of the fucking English speaking universe” Salmond, because he is a fucking racist English hating bastard.
Alex “scotch cunt of the century” thinks scrote-land is better off without “they english bastards”. Fuck off you cunt. There are 8 million cunts in scrote-land and 90% of them are either on the sick or on the dole. That would be the sick and the dole paid by the 60 odd million English who work and pay taxes. Taxes that go to the unworthy, racist, lazy sick bastard cunt Scottish. Fuck off Salmond. Time for the English to kick you cunts into touch, you fucking ungrateful, whinging, Scottish Cunt!
I had the misfortune to not be represented at Westminster by that Racist Cunt, while I lived in Aberdeenshire doing a job not Scot could be fucked doing. Salmond is a cunt. The SNP are complete cunts, and Scotland is full of of cunts who live off the the English, who they hate. Fuck those cunts. Get those cunts out of the UK. They need to be disunited, the total cunts. Fuck off you ungrateful scotish bastard cunts
Bonnie Prince Charlie (5)
Bonnie Prince Charlie was a sad useless inbred cunt. A fine hero of the Scots though due to his tendency to shag his cousins and get his arse kicked off the English. Fuckwitted Jacobite cunt of the first order.
Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD
Dead Pool [3]
…..aaaaaand we have a winner!
The Dead Pool has been scooped by Dioclese who correctly guessed:
Col Gaddaffi
I nominate Col Gaddaffi if NATO ever get their fucking finger out!
Awesome effort, that lad. Well played. You win a Dead Pool Champion guest post so email us here or use the Skype thingy in the sidebar to claim it.
The slate is now wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new candidate.
In case you’ve forgotten, listen up you bastards – the rules are simple.
1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.
2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else’s better idea if you get there fast enough.
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.