Cleveland PCC


Cleveland PCC is a cunt.

It appears that the above has got its frilly blue knickers in a twist over a lack of translators to help pakîs claim compo in the wake of the riots that sprung from the latest islamist child murder spree..

Only in vibrant Britain could a foul terrorist crime by a foreigner lead to appeals for more of our money to pay for foreigners to claim public money to recompense them for…

What exactly?

How about repenting for soiling our once lovely land and hopping on the next flight to Karachi?

Quite remarkable and thoroughly disgraceful.

BBC Link

Nominated by: Unkle Terry

Dead Pool [362]

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 361 by picking US 1960s and 70s teen idol Bobby Sherman who died today from cancer aged 81.Sherman was a singer and actor who was seen as a heart throb to many girls in the 60s and 70s.He later quit showbusiness to work as a paramedic and deputy sheriff in his home state of California.He occasionally however performed until the 90s.He is survived by his wife of 29 years.

On to Dead Pool 362

 

The rules

 

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessariluly in chronological order of death.

 

 

Sophie Ellis Bextor and the BBC [139]


In the good old days, a pop star from the 60s 0r 70s would have a few hits and have their time and be gone. It was the proper way of things.

OK, every now and then a relic from the sixties would pop up on Pebble Mill at One or one of those horrible Dennis Norden ‘Where Are They Now’ type shows. Usually sporting a ridiculous mullet to look ’80s’ and singing a bastardised synth ‘re-recorded’ version of one of their 60s hits. Other than that, they would vanish, and usually for good.

However, early 2000s pop singer, Sophie Ellis Bextor appears now to be everywhere. But, for what reason, I am struggling to grasp.

First of all, her ‘prime’ and her hits were at least 20 years ago. Secondly, she was always pretty crap anyway. Substandard disco, beloved by chavs and pooves.

But, she has recently appeared a lot on our television screens. This may be because of the cheapo BBC. For the New Year’s Eve celebrations on TV, did the BBC get a bit of modern and currently big and trendy pop fluff, like Taylor Swift or Dua Lipa? Someone to ogle while festively drunk? No, the BBC went to the bargain basement and spent the minimum on Bextor and got her to headline their show. She was (briefly) big two decades ago, for fuck’s sake. She should have been headlining in a St Alban’s pub on New Year’s Eve, not on national fucking television. Bloody hell, it’s like Twinkle (minor 60s pop singer) topping the bill New Year’s Eve 1985. Absolutely small time and laughable. Who will be headlining on the BBC New Year’s Eve 2025 Right Said Fred? Jive Bunny? Chesney Hawkes?

The BBC were once the big cheese in TV broadcasting. Now – apart from their woke lunacy – they are a joke. Doing things on the cheap, aiming low and paying end of the pier acts for what are supposed to be star studded events.

BBC Link

Nominated by: Norman

Greta Thunberg [20]


Little Miss Spasticus is a suicidal cunt, One has to admire her portrayed innocence and naiveity but to travel to Gaza on a boat that the IDF has said, er, perhaps don’t bother just seems like a waste of her vulnerable mong appeal.

The Guardian Link

Although like any unflushable, unkillable cockroach I suspect she may end up somehow surviving the sinking of her junk ship and keep cropping up in similar unlikely stories.

Gotta admire her conviction I suppose, the little minxy cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt of the Isles

Seconded by: Odin

I would like to second this cunting of Greta the root vegetable

Playing silly games with the IDF was never going to end well. Particularly as all she was interested in was some more publicity…for Greta.

The selfie yacht and it’s crew of self righteous fuckwits have now been taken to Israel and Greta has been deported (Hurrah!), hopefully with a warning that if we ever see your stupid fucking face again, we will shoot first and ask absolutely no questions later.

Dawn French [3]


You all know by now that she posted a busybody video lately about something that’s fuck all to do with her. Of course these days every cunt, no matter how vacuous, has a right to their opinion, so .. upload an opinion she did.

Having seen the pathetic thing, I can say she really did appear to be batting for one particular side(as per subsequent
controversy) but without any sign of an iota of genuine sincerity whatsoever, to my eye at least.

No. What it came across as was an unspontaneous pre-prepared way of ‘styling’ a popular current outlook with a certain wording structure. Say a thing, then say ‘no’ in a contradictory reference to same with facial expressions denoting empathy or something. Then say another thing, pause for a dramatic second or two, do the ‘no’ bit again. And repeat yet again. And again.

To what end I don’t know. Clicks? Upticks? Or did she think this was to be the breakthrough posting that would end the fucking goings-on over yonder?

She certainly didn’t dig-in defending her ‘points’ when some contrary backlash arose. Not one bit. Jumped on the fence post haste. Metaphorically at least ; It’d want to be some reinforced actual fence to take the strain of her jumping thereupon.

Before today I was marginally aware of the unfunny cunts existence, but indifferent on any level TO it. After seeing the video and then her subsequent statement rowing ALL the way back to the boathouse afterwards… I will for the rest of my days think of her as a cunt. Although I will try to not think about her at all after the nom has been and gone.

Ask me about MY hot topic, and you will first and foremost hear anger about it, swearing aplenty and not for one second doubt my stated diatribe. And if admonished about the tone of same, I will fucking double down. That’s how I can see no underlying giving a real shit in her carrying on.

Here’s a link about it. Just typing dawn french video into the google will bring up various links to the video itself. Her deletion of same was a tad too late to bury it forever. I was initially linking Sky instead, but this Cornwall page goes way more unto it than the big network detailing the backpeddling retraction statement.

Cornwall Live.

Nominated by : Cuntemall