The South Coast has always had more than its fair share of chancers, chiselers and cunts (no my friends that is not why I live down here, well not the sole reason). Grade 1 listed buildings (eg the West Pier and the Albion Hotel) get burned down, prestige restoration projects suck in Lottery Grant cash but somehow never get restored. Dodgy councillors, cor blimey planning permissions, allegations abounding and Masonic Machinations all come to the party.

The headline jaspers above are coming up for trial on fraud charges. They are in the migrant hotel bunga bunga – Goldfinger is reported to have trousered £60 000 a month from the Home Office for just one of his hotels oh and they do like Piers. They own Eastbourne and Hastings Piers and for why? Worrying when you consider what happened to the West Pier (it burned down in very dubious circumstances). Piers these days are expensive to run and difficult to make a profit without cutting corners but then there is always the insurance. Asylum Seekers Piers, now there’s a thought, they could be spread across the country and the Home Office could claim that technically they were not in the UK, caught between High Tide and Low Tide water. Brilliant solution surely worth an MBE.

Thus I give you the glorious face of modern British multi-racial business:

the argus

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

is a cunt.

I’m terribly sorry, IsAC, there wasn’t a news link, so I had to attach the entire drivel that explains what a “pastel” is.

A gender identity connected to the aesthetic of pastel colors, often associated with softness, gentleness, and a feeling of quietness. It can be a xenogender or colorgender, where the individual’s gender is linked to the colors and the emotions, feelings, or objects associated with those pastel hues. Pastelgender individuals may feel a strong connection to pastel colors, or they may incorporate them into their gender identity to better understand themselves.

I’ve deleted a load of other irrelevant verbiage, you can thank me later.
As I read it, you can now identify as a colour. As a “pastel”, your pronouns are
‘ paint, paints, paintless.’

I’m sorry, I’ve just had enough. I’m burnt out.

I’m handing my white, sane human card in, and am going to live with a group of Artic Foxes, as I now identify as one!

gender fandom

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

It won’t have escaped the notice of IsAC regulars that civil unrest in Britain seems to be slowly bubbling up. One obvious symptom is the protests building at ‘asylum hotels’, as people gather to express their disgust at the government’s abject failure to stop the invasion of our shores, with all the social, economic and cultural problems such an invasion brings.

Another symptom is the growing campaign to hang Union flags or the Cross of St George in public places up and down the country, as a sign of pride, rage and defiance. Naturally, certain local authorities are starting to take umbrage at this, and ordering the removal of said flags.

Take the example of bankrupt (in more ways than one) Labour-run Birmingham Cuntcil. The cuntcil is having flags removed on the basis of *cough* ‘safety concerns’, claiming that they could ‘put the lives of motorists and pedestrians at risk’. Yeah right, even if they’re 25 feet off the bloody ground. Funnily enough, I don’t remember any similar concerns being expressed by officialdom when earlier in August, there were P@ki flags everywhere around the town to celebrate that shithole’s day of independence. Incidentally, the Cuntcil was also happy to light up the city’s central library building in green and white as part of the commemorations.

Now step forward Tower Hamlets Cuntcil, run by the (get this) pro-Gaza Aspire Party, led by that cunt Lutfur Rahman, who was done for electoral fraud and ‘spiritual intimidation’* in 2015. This cuntcil has said that it will take down St George flags ‘as soon as possible’, in spite of being perfectly happy with displays of Palestinian flags being left hanging from council buildings and lamp-posts for long periods, so as not to *coughs again* ‘destabilise community cohesion’. Of course, the fact that 40% of the council’s population is of a certain demographic is pure coincidence.

In Britain these days, it seems to be fine to make a display of being just about anything, from Pakistani to Irish to Palestinian, just don’t make a display of being English and expect to be tolerated in the same way. You run the risk of being branded a xenophobe, a rascist, or a Nazi. As far as displaying your flag is concerned, that may well be deemed unacceptable by petty figures of officialdom (and like as not, the police as well), and specious reasons will then be found to clamp down on such displays if they so choose. It remains to be seen whether other authorities will try to follow the example of Birmingham and Tower Hamlets, but it wouldn’t surprise me. The enemy within has eyes and ears, and is watching you.

*no, me neither…

the sun

Nominated by Ron Knee

‘What the fuck has the UK become? This is totalitarianism. Utterly deplorable’, says JK Rowling, she of ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘Strike’ fame, not to mention being famous for having more money than God himself.

To what specifically does she refer, you may ask. Well, she refers to the recent arrest of Irish writer Graham Linehan (creator of the legendary ‘Father Ted’), as he got off a flight from the USA at Heathrow. Reports indicate that he was met by not one, not two, but FIVE armed police, then kept in a cell before being interrogated. The effect on Linehan’s blood pressure was such that he had to be taken to hospital for precautionary checks before being bailed.

Now you may be forgiven for thinking that Mr Linehan was under suspicion of committing some heinous offence such as drug trafficking or terrorism, but no. Mr Linehan was arrested for (wait for it) posting three ‘hurty word’ tweets about cocks in frocks on the soshull meeja site formally known as ‘Twitter’.

There you have it folks. At a time when the police respond to only one in five shoplifting offences, when you’re lucky to get an incident number for your insurance if your house or car gets done, when knife crime is rampant, when dangerous drugs are in circulation everywhere, when our country is being invaded and the scuffers do fuck all, they can send FIVE armed officers after a soft target.

As each week goes by, I become more convinced that we are in a race to the bottom as far as free speech is concerned in TwoTier Keir’s UK. Whatever you do, don’t make the specific mistake of mocking the scandal whereby some very confused neurotic males want to invade women’s toilets and changing rooms. The eyes and ears of the perpetually offended tr@ns community are upon you, and you could find your door being knocked on if Fred aka Freda gets the hump.

Sky news

I’d like to keep this brief in order to stop me going full Dirlewanger..

British Justice flung this shit into jail for 55 years, the cunt should have been burnt at the stake 5 minutes after being found guilty, however..

The cunt has been charged with trying to murder prison guards and the usual shite attached to keeping these sand niggles in jail.

This cunt and his entire “asylum seeking ” family, who promptly fucked off back to the country they claimed would kill them after the atrocity should face summary justice everyone involved in this plot should die and die horribly.

Our very government are murderers.

Vote Oven.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.