Starmer (39) and the dinghies

is a cunt.

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Apparently, 2TK has made much of the fact that no dinghies crossed the Chanel over the weekend just passed.
That would be the 4th and 5th of October.

He says, allegedly, that this is proof that Shabbana Mahmoods policies are working.

Does he think we are simpletons?
That we didn’t notice that Storm Amy prevented the launching of so much as a letter in a bottle, much less a dinghy over the weekend?

Or is he implying that Shabbana can somehow control the weather at will?

I honestly didn’t think it was possible for him to sink any lower, but there you go.

Please note, although I have searched extensively for a media report, even one that has denied this, the link above is all I have been able to find.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest

Dead Pool [377]


Congratulations to Jeezum Priest for correctly predicting the sad passing of Prunella Scales. Perhaps best known for playing the role of Sybil Fawlty in Fawlty Towers, her long career spanned 7 decades which saw her appear on the big screen, small screen and in live theatre. A true national treasure.

On to Dead Pool 377.

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from the previous pool.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5) Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Love/Hate relationships

Besides my slight tendency to be drawn towards nominating Greta Thundercunt, I always try and nominate things that are a little leftfield and obscure, Today I nominate love / hate relationships to generate a bit of conversation.

I could focus on my ex, working for money, many things. But no, I shall focus this entirely in Buckfast tonic wine although eating stupidly hot curries, preferably for money comes a close second, Give me a “challenge” where its free for finishing it or even better, A prize, I’m all in to suffer the next day consequences.

Back to Buckfast. I don’t especially like the taste, I really don’t like the unique form of hangover it provides and I especially don’t like the culture associated with it (I’m a very peaceful drunk).

But without fail, I can’t help myself when shopping if I know I will be drinking, It sets a drinking day off very well, A bizzare caffeine fuelled tipsy that no other drink is even slightly capable of providing, Almost impossible to describe but after over 20 years of drinking the stuff, its very much a love / hate relationship. Drink a 2nd bottle at your own risk, A third and the game is over for the next day.

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

Chavs and Phone Zombies at Funerals


The usual mongs have turned out for Ricky Hatton’s funeral.

Cunts in Manchester City shirts and waving City flags (what is it with these blue bastards?). Anyone with a shred of decency and respect wears black at a funeral.

Also – surprise surprise – there are even some Liverpool shirts in there. Might have known they’d be in there griefjacking. Like leeches on a big fat blood filled arse.

Yes, the lad was a huge City supporter. But at his funeral?! Shouldn’t heads be bowed silently as a mark of respect (a la Churchill and his send off)? Waving flags like its a day out at the Cup Final? Fuck off. What’s next? Sparklers? Whirly Gig Windwills? This is a funeral, Not a sodding carnival.

And, naturally, there are hordes of shitheads holding up their phones, ‘filming’ the procession. And, of course, these fuckers will be boasting about it on social media and bastard Tik Tok.

This is Dianafication for chavs and riff raff. Complete and utter cunts of the highest order.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Norman

Maiwand Banashee


Maiwand Banashee is a cunt.

Yet another terrorist who exploited the hopelessly idiotic “asylum system” to live in Britain despite being a member of the fucking Taliban and a prospective suicide bomber.

Please avail yourself of this wonderfully uplifting sob story courtesy,as ever,of Our BBC..

BBC News Link

The mind boggles quite frankly.

The naivety and mindless form filling bureaucracy that allows such trash into our country is totally beyond redemption.

What a mud hut of vile cunts.

Oven.

Nominated by: Unkle Terry