Vince Cable’s Lib Dems


The Lib Dems need to fuck off, Vince Cable is a deluded cunt who seems to be even more deluded than Tim Farron. Tim realised when the electorate told him to fuck off that his idea of a referendum on the result of the outcome of the referendum was not what the people wanted. So after seeing close up the mistake of his predecessor Vince says the same old shit. What a drain on the taxpayer.

Nominated by Blank & White Cunt

Cable reckons his record in government speaks for itself. If it does then it’s saying ‘We’re fucking useless’

Nominated by Dioclese

Saw Sir Vince Cable on Channel 4 news earlier and he looks even more wobbly and ancient than in recent times.
After he said that bit about being the next Prime Minister and the cameras cut back to the interviewer in the studio, I swear you could see the interviewer trying not to piss himself laughing at the ridiculous old fart. Great TV.

Nominated by Ian Appropriate

I just have to nominate Vince Cable for the deluded cunt of the year, after he said this weekend that he could become the next Prime Minister.
I thought Farron was the biggest fantasist in the Liberal party, but Vince beats him hands down. What a knob head

Nominated by Iamnot

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Vince of the globalist Cabal has been elected new leader of the Lib Dumbs.

All hail Vince!  So another political pygmy fills the old boots of such ‘giants’ as Timmy Garlic Head Far-rong and previously before him, Smeggy Cleggy. However, the only boots this trio are really keen to fill are their own. A bit like those big stockings of Santa’s, stuffed full with goodies. Their Christmas wish list has, as many as possible, of those red bits of decorative paper with the Queen’s head on them.

So, what new policy revelations and ideas can we hope for?  Well cunters, don’t hold your breaths…..it’s more of the same old pony. One trick and crap.

So another round of anti-Brexit and anti-democratic sabotage. What a fucking yawn. Vince, has promised to try and derail Brexit with his total of 12 Lib Dumb apostles including himself. Anyway, I have news for him and his party of poopers (especially little Timmy the Christian) that Jesus is not going to show up anytime soon for his second coming, if he knows those 12 Judas’s are waiting for him.

What’s hilarious, if it wasn’t so serious, are that these cunts call themselves Liberal Democrats.  This gives the misleading impression of them actually supporting democracy.

So, Vince me old unfaithful, buy a dictionary and look up the meaning of the word ‘democracy’ – from the Greek – and understand it means ‘rule of the people’.  A concept strangely lost on you and your fellow dumb ‘liberals’.

Lastly, Vince of the Cabal, we wish you luck in supplanting Timmy Far-rong as Cunt of the Year for 2017. You have five months to get upto full cuntispeed before the votes are counted and the winner is announced. In case you don’t get the result you wanted, would you like us to re-run it……and re-run it…..and re-run it…….until you do?

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

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Vince Cable – the old cunt sells off the post office to bankers after asking them to set the sale price.

So, as you might expect, the bankers set the price low after getting first dibs on buying the shares from cunt Cable, and make £1,264,000,000 on the first day the shares are floated (money thieved off taxpayer).

Meanwhile, a person 10 minutes late for an appointment at a Jobcentre, after being made redundant, because of a bus strike or what ever, who has worked 30 years without claiming a penny in benefits, is sanctioned and given not a single unemployment payment for 3 months.

So, one law for cunts like Cable, and another for people who pay the wages of the cunts in parliament.

Nominated by: Ken not kin

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For over three and a half years now, Cable has filled the business secretary role in HM’s government. And the sad old fucker has done nothing but whinge since day one. It wouldn’t be so bad if the coalition had been forced upon him, but the cunt actually helped to form the coalition. He led the Limp Dicks side of the negotiations. He’s as much to blame as any of them. In fact, considering most Conservatories and Limp Dicks WEREN’T in the discussions, Cable is actually MORE to blame.

In the early days, he seemed to delight in talking about using his ‘nuclear option’. He stopped that though. I think someone reminded the senile old twat that the Limp Dicks are actually against nuclear. Now he’s off again, saying that the coalition will collapse before 2015. Not by Cable’s hand it won’t. He’s far more important in his own mind than he is in reality. From what I’ve heard, even a large number of his allies in the LD’s are telling him to shut the fuck up this week. And the week isn’t even over.

Cable is still to trying to dine off his one real moment political brilliance, the Mr Bean gag. And allegedly, he even stole that from someone else. Back then, he seemed to be a decent MP. Turns out he’s just another opportunistic, publicly funded, cunt. If he had any sense of morality or ethics, he would quit the frontbench for the backbench. At least then he would be able to snipe with a clear line of fire. Whilst he’s drawing a ministerial salary, he should shut the fuck up and tow the line. Of course, he won’t quit. I guess that £100+ K a year is too useful to him right now. Hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw