The Grand Tour

Clarkson and his two hangers on are monumental cunts.
I’ve defended Clarkson over the years as always enjoyed his stuff and his ability to piss off the over sensitive amongst us.

Until the other night when I sat and watched the latest installment of The Grand Tour (on a pirate website, no way I’m paying for it) and the three cunts utterly trashed a 1967 MK10 Jaguar for a stunt.
I love old Jags (new ones are invariably driven by cunts, sadly) but at the mo can’t myself afford one myself (which rubs it in even more) and now there’s one less left.
Fuck all three of these twats. Hopefully the next time some daft hippy shoves a pie in Clarkson’s face it will number Hydrogen Cyanide amongst it’s ingredients…

Nominated by Mr Bastard

Richard Hammond (2)

I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE the Rodent faced ex Top Gear presenter, Richard Hammond, for a cunting.

After this latest accident it is a foregone conclusion that the man has the driving prowess of Mr Magoo. The news headline – Hammond crashes again. Yeh, and?

Perhaps he should stick to safer TV pursuits, such as guest slots on Loose Women or advertising anti wrinkle cream and tooth whitening procedures for vain, middle aged men.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback.

Richard Hammond


Richard Hammond is indeed a king sized cunt.

The twat (along with those other overgrown schoolboys, Clarkson and May) treats cars like they are toys to be played with… Hammond pisses about at 300mph, yet when he crashes there’s a wave of tabloid inspired sympathy and a deluge of grief monkeys… Fuck that. My brother was hit (and killed) by a car.

So if Hammond endangers his life by acting like a dick in a speeding motor, then he deserves all he gets….

Nominated by: Norman