Any Jack Palance I can put forward King Kong’s mother for a cunting?

Of course I speak of Serena Williams. The cunt has just gone off on one because she lost a final. Fuck me lady, have they removed all the fucking mirrors in your house you butt ugly cunt. Please, go and fucking haunt some houses, you self indulgent, useless player of a cunt.

Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt

It’s actually good that Williams’ gotten so much attention because you can see her without the usual photoshop enhancement horseshit “beauty” she’s portrayed as in magazines and the press.
Now you see her “warts” and all

I don’t know whether “ugly” cuts the mustard to describe her… please someone come up with something more fitting, ‘cos ugly only covers the outside, and she’s even more ugly inside
Talking about fitting, what the fuck was that thing she was wearing today? A tutu on a 200lb woman don’t look good , she looked like an extra from “Gone with the Wind”

Not to worry though, she can always sell off the lace netting to a seine fisherman, or to the police when they have to drag a river, and maybe she’ll get some of her money back.

Nominated by Paul ya Plonker

Tantrums in the tennis world are as old as Keith Vaz’s *expenses misunderstandings*, but usually when they do it, it is truly disgusting to witness, especially in the case of Serena Slubberguts Williams. Perhaps she is upset because not so many have sailed on her as the good ship Venus*, perhaps the baby blues have caught up with her, but just watch her outburst as her 30 stone frame waddles up to umpire to castigate him.

“Use own me a APOLOGY!. I NEVER cheat, honeychild..I have a daughter!”…yes that is the true cunt coming out. The giant economy tub of lard hasn’t been doing too well of late: well she had a daughter, make allowances honkey. She bounces back and scores a win: well what a hero she is, as she so recently had a daughter. This is a true miracle for wimmin and motherhood.

This big mouthed heap of sweating 50 inch jugs, and reinforced arse, which looks as it was modelled on the boot of the old Austin Somerset, ought to be grateful she is over paid for doing a job she loves and is able to do so even though she has a daughter. Let’s hope she spends the money wisely. She is so big she has to get her knickers on prescription, and there are no freebies in the States (perhaps she will emigrate to Britain provided she isn’t too upset about Brexit).

Mum of the decade lost this time (as you will have guessed from her outburst), and what a change it is not to hear one of the Williams sisters win yet again (same applies to old Novak Jockastrap in the same racket/racquet and fuckwit on wheels Lewis Hamilton, who only loses when somebody cuts the vain little snowflake up, or gets lucky – never able to admit that somebody else was better on the day.

In fact fuck all professional sportsmen with their greedy pretentious sense of entitlement. Especially when they are obese.

Nominated by W.C Boggs