Richard Branson [4]

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Richard Branson needs a cunting (AGAIN) because apparently that entitles twerp cunt ” has held secret talks with Theresa May in an effort to boost his plea for a second referendum on the UK’s membership of the European Union (EU).”

Cunty cunt cunt cunt.

He sees himself as such an authority on the economy that only his opinion matters and he has told Mrs May Brexit would cause “long-term damage [to Britain’s economy”] that is on the verge of going beyond repair”.

What a self opinionated cunt of a man Branson is.

Sir cunty Bollocks also didn’t want the meeting interpreted as him offering support for Mrs May’s leadership bid, “although it was unclear whether he had also discussed his views on the referendum with any of the other four candidates for the Tory crown”
What a cunt faced cunt.

The entitled cunt then went on to attempt blackmail by saying “his company had cancelled a deal to acquire an unnamed UK-based company in the wake of the referendum result.”

He is such a cunt.

Nominated by: Kath

Fuck Richard Branson, the dumb cunt! I’m gonna illegally download all his company’s music just to spite the bastard.

He screwed over a lot of his own label’s musicians so I’m sure he wouldn’t mind because stealing and rebellion is so punk rock right Richard?

Nevermind the bollocks here’s Richard Branson the bellend!

Nominated by: Titslapper

Richard Branson is a fucking weird beard hypocrite.

A fucking tax exile who lives on his own private island, telling those of us who DO live here how to vote.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Virgin Galactic

Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo on its first test flight over the Mojave Desert, California

Had Jolie, Bieber, Perry and the loathsome Brand been aboard the craft, forensics would have to spend ages sorting out the ship from the wreckage.

So Sir Richard, when you plan your next interstellar fuck up, please invite some selected guests to play the role of crash test dummies. I humbly suggest:

Eric Pickles (for maximum splat effect)
Jo and Russell Brand
Jihadi John
Justin Bieber

…and as many paedo’s as you can fit in once you evict the illegal immigrants, who will no doubt be stowing away

Nominated by: Captain Japseye