Paul Hollywood is a cunt.
That smug, fake-tanned, uptight wanker. You bash the folks for decorating their stuff with non-edible elements, then make a fucking cake with PINE CONES on it? Stuff that down your gob and up your soggy bottom.
Nominated by Schleiermacher
All the other cunts who present the Bake off won’t go to Channel 4 but this money grabbing cunt says “It’s been a huge part of my life in the past few years and I just couldn’t turn my back on all that.”
Why not say they offered you too much to turn it down, you cunt?
Nominated by: Black and White Cunt
Nominated by: King Cunt
The fat fucker ditched his missus and kid and fucked off with some yank bird. The cunt.
And while I’m on the subject, all hair gel, no substance is the phrase that springs to mind.
Fucking dribbly cunt.
Nominated by: Tony