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Michael Eavis [2]

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Labour leader Wilfrid Bramble (left) and event Organiser Gary Glitter speak to the crowd from the Pyramid stage at Glastonbury Festival, at Worthy Farm in Somerset.

Michael Eavis is a supreme cunt. Went in and oit orf his arse for a year or two trying to do a deal re an artistic presentation. Cunt will only talk telephone numbers and rabbits orf oit from any bargaining and leaves it all to his daughter who then says you have to talk to slap head Eavis who then says you have to talk to his daughter….All the while projecting the old image orf cool. Talks loike a farmer, screws loike a farmer and Glasto is shite. Not that I am biased in any way.

Nominated by Sir Limpy Stoke

Michael Eavis

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Michael Eavis is a cunt…. The Glastonbury festival is shite (it’s not even in the town of Glastonbury anyway!): featuring overpaid and has-been tosspots like Metallica, so-called ‘hip’ acts (turd like Lily Allen and Jack White) to appear trendy and crappy noveltly acts to appear ‘cool’ and ‘eccentric’ to ‘wacky’ students (ie: knobheads!).

Didn’t Eavis once get Rolf “Can yer tell what I am yet?” Harris to ‘play’ Glastonbury? It may have been half decent at one time (when it was known as the CND festival), but now it is just a gathering place for middle class or rich Daliy Mail reading hippies: ‘Oh super! We’re going to Glasto! Fab!”

All hippies are cunts. But the worst hippies are hippies who pretend to be hippios, who go to ‘Glasto’ in their expensive motors and flash their cash around. Hippies like Eavis, who rake in the cash while actually taking away business from the town of Glastonbury itself, are also bastard cunts!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside