Spat my tea all over the fucking keyboard when I read in the Daily Mail that the shameless cuntist Keith Vaz had put his name forward for a place on Parliaments Justice Committee and whats more Labour MP’s had backed the cuntster!!! Some Tory MP Andrew Bridgen has managed to force a vote so it will not be another slippery cuntfest for the Vaz hopefully.

The article stated he “put himself forward to fill a vacant spot” good at that is our top cuntster Vaz. Now I have no problem with him being a crafty butcher at least his reported bum mates were over the age of consent but offering to pay for marching powder to help things along NO. ‘Tis not legal.

You Vaz are a shamless cunt take it like a man and retire ‘cos any credibility you once had is long gone. You are a cunt and you make our Parliament which is full of cunts even more cunty (which is going some)

Nominated by: Black Biscuit

It would seem (according to the Sunday Mirror newspaper) that old Keith is a botty boy and paid to have sex with two male prostitutes.

No issue with Vaz’s sexual inclinations, I just think he’s a cunt! A shady cunt too because a few years ago now he was due to be raked over the coals for some “financial irregularities” and he mysteriously developed a heart condition with made him too ill to be questioned. Bit convenient that Keith mate, don’t you think?

Anyway, I have no doubt that the thousands of your “peaceful” friends who you lead in a march during the 80’s (to ban Salman Rushdie’s Satanic Verses book) will be wholly tolerant of your life choices.

Even though you are a Christian you were very quick to jump on the “peaceful” appeasement wagon to keep your greedy ass elected in Leicester East (which is a very “peaceful” area indeed).

Thing is, Keith, had you not dodged being questioned, and then hopefully tried and convicted of your “financial irregularities”, you could have has as much botty boy action as you heart desired in prison and it wouldn’t have cost you a penny, well, maybe a pack of benny hedges.

If I were you Keith I’d be ringing your private doctor again (NHS not good enough for this Labour stalwart) and see if he can knock up another sickie note for you.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Keith Vaz deserves another cunting.

The cunt was on the news saying that Lincolnshire was a county that was not taking a fair share of migrants. Almost 3000 people are on the waiting list for social housing in Lincoln council area alone. If one includes the number of locals trying to get social houses in the other council areas East Lindsey, West Lindsey, North Kestevern etc etc the number is about the same as the population of Hemel Hempstead.

So old cuntluck is of the opinion that hundreds of fucking muslim migrants should come to live here in glorious Lincolnshire even though we do not have enough social housing for our own people. Vaz you are a cunt fuck off and send them to Saudi (oh yes of course their muslim brothers will not let any in cos they are worried about “people who are different” ruining their country).

Cunts one and all.

Nominated by: Shipman’s Apprentice