Joey Barton

Joey Barton

Joey Barton is a multi channel world class cunt who has outlets on twitter, red tops, internet sports sites, and now available on tv via question time. If you have never heard of him, then lucky you, and search his name online, for the lifetime of cuntery that he has dedicated himself to.

He is the triple threat of thuggery, espousing ill conceived opinions, and mediocrity in his chosen career.

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart

Joey Barton is indeed a cunt… Why he thinks that people are interested in anything he says, that he has anything interesting to say at all and that he thinks he is actually intelligent is anyone’s guess….

A horrible, whining little gobsgite and a substandard footballer: Barton has the nerve to call Ryan Giggs a “wrong’un”… OK Giggsy has got up to some extra-curricular shagging, but Barton (when at Man City) stubbed a cigar out in the face of a City youth team player.
And that’s not the only bit of nastiness Barton has got up to.

As for his Question Time appearance, firstly: What the fuck was he doing on it in the first place? Has the BBC sunk that low?! Second: Joey Barton calling anyone ugly is like Oasis telling another band that they shouldn’t rip off other acts too much…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside