GQ, David Lammy and Prince Charles

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Some rubbish rag has just named Lammy……


But wait… it gets worse (is that possible?)… cos he’s dedicated said award to:


Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Aargh!

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

GQ Magazine. What a bunch of cunts.

Prince Charles gets a Lifetime Achievement award for being born with a silver spoon in his mouth to the richest family in Britain, talking to trees, cheating on his wife with a slapper who looks like the back end of a horse, and generally being a jug-eared fucking cunt.

Queen Camilla? You’re having a fucking larf in’cha?

Nominated by Prince Cunt

David Lammy [2]

David Lammy is a cunt, isn’t he?

Lammy, for those who don’t know him, is a Labour MP who so loathes democracy and the voting system, becomes apoplectic with rage every inch nearer we come to leaving the Fourth Reich.

Recently, Leave.EU (a website that campaigned to leave and correctly predicted a win by a majority 52%) posted a tweet suggesting Jeremy Corbyn is turning a blind eye to anti-Semitism in order to appease Muslim voters.

Leave.EU asked, “Is it any wonder that Labour can’t be bothered to deal with the disgusting anti-Semitism in their party when they are so reliant on the votes of Britain’s exploding Muslim population? It’s a question of maths for these people, not justice!”

Lammy went hysterical.

He demanded that the police investigate the tweet. He publicly wanted answers. He cried that the Tweet was a crime under the Race & Religious Act 2006. Dummies were thrown out of the pram.

Lammy is well-known for getting in a lather about things. He has endlessly protested the majority vote from almost two years ago. He seems to never leave the bubble of London and therefore knows, or cares, about the people outside of it. He has constantly blithered on about a 2nd Referendum but hasn’t mentioned anything about a third or fourth or eleventh or nineteenth one.

Lammy’s latest meltdown and petulant, shrill language suggest that this matter might be too near the truth.

Lammy, methinks, is a bit of a cunt.

Nominated by. Captain Magnanimous

Thursday was a bad day for Lammy. In what was described as a ‘Chemical Ali in Baghdad moment’ Lammy was busy giving a TV interview about the lack of police presence on an estate in his constituency.

As he was busy slagging off lack of beat officers and proclaimed he’d never spotted one, he failed to notice the one walking down the street behind him.

Fucking priceless!

Nomimated by Dioclese

A cunting for the right fucking dishonorsable shit-puppet David Lammy.

In every conceivable way the male equivalent to Jabbot The Cunt. This fucker won’t stop harping on about the injustice of Grenfell, and has now thrown his significant bulk behind the murdered yoof bandwagon.

The shrill, overacting and perpetually indignant Lammy has made a fool of himself in almost any interview and TV appearance I’ve ever witnessed. Most enjoyable of all was his humiliating dressing down by Brillo on one especially cringeworthy ‘skit’ on the Daily Politics:

The perfect encapsulation of modern Labour in one single sack of shite. His Twitter feed sometimes reads like a fucking parody instead of being from an actual, real-life member of British parliament. Does the classic screaming routine when he doesn’t get his way, like some great big fucking spoilt bastard at a birthday party who has been caught shoving handfuls of fun-size Twixes in his trouser pockets. Hand them over Lammy, and fuck right off you lumpy-faced cuntwomble.

Nominated by.The Empire Cunts Back and God knows how many other site members.

Antidemocracy marchers

Well known racist cunt David Lammy addresses a huge crowd of stupid people in London

Well known cunt David Lammy addresses a huge crowd of stupid people in London

My first cunting has to be all those on the march for EU at the moment. What a bunch of salty wet cunts. The many banners of the student/teen marchers saying “save our futures” go to fucking work and save for your future you cunts.

These tossers make me wretch, they need a good slap and a dose of the real world!

Nominated by: Cuntstubble

20 – 40k cunts marching through London with I love EU banners. Dover’s that way, now fuck off.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

David Lammy MP

David Lammy MP

The Rt Hon David Lammy wants parliament to vote to over turn the referendum result. Born in London of Guyanese parents I suspect David doesn’t feel British the same way I do. Probably bears some resentment towards Britain dues to the Empire and sums up in one person the issues with allowing people with no real national heritage or loyalty to be elected. Now I realise this will be considered very racist but I wouldn’t care if he was white.

I find it incredibly insulting that this man expresses gratitude to the British people by trying to deny them their wish to exit the EU.

Not only are you a cunt David Lammy but you are an ungrateful treacherous cunt. If London hadn’t been flooded with immigrants many of whom like David have no loyalty to the UK the constituents of Tottenham would surely be rising up and demanding this man is removed from parliament.

Brexit is just the start, there are a lot more wrongs to be righted, people need to take a good look at who they are voting for. You can be black and British but to be so you have to have some heritage and history in this nation.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit