Boris Johnson (6)

Boris Johnson is a cunt. He’s proposing an amnesty for illegal immigrants that have been here for ten years and have a clean record. How you assess their records when you don’t even know anything about them I couldn’t begin to imagine. What I do know is that Boris is an untrustworthy cunt who dilly dailied over remain or leave , a real man of principle ‘ey ? Fuck off Boris, if they’re illegal then fuck them off, you wobble chopped ,bumbling blonde bastard.

Nominated by, Jack The Cunter

Boris Johnson [5]

So the saviour of Brexit and natural successor to Treeza the Appeaser is sucking up to the EU province of France by suggesting to Macron we should build a 22 mile long bridge across Le Manche.

It’s a fucking stupid idea. Why? Well…

1. It’s prohibitably expensive
2. It would have to be so high to let shipping under it that the prevailing wind would mean it’d be unusable
3. How deep is the Channel? You’d need some pretty tall supports
4. How manoeuvrable are the big ships? Wouldn’t belong before one hit a support

The reason they built a tunnel is because a bridge was impractical. But never mind because BoJo thinks that a bridge would improve relations with Les Frogs. Presumably he’ll be suggesting we get Carillion to build it.

Apart from all that, why give the gimmegrants a new way to walk into Britain? Never mind building a bridge, let’s shut the fucking tunnel until the Fourth Reich get serious about stopping these migrants instead of helping them get across the Channel.

Boris, you’re a cunt and, if you’re serious about this, you’re a stupid fucking cunt…

Nominated by Dioclese

Boris Johnson. Monumental cunting.

Lets build a bridge to France!

Can’t believe two great nations are only connected by one train line.

Thumbs up pics with Macron.

Here’s an idea – don’t sell out, just give the cunts the key – the result will be the same.

Go ride a bike you senile cunt.

Nominated by King Cunt

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

Recep Tayyip Erdogan'

We all know Erdogan is a cunt but we’re bigger cunts for letting him stitch us up to let all his cunts cross into Europe without passports in return for taking our money and giving us fuck all in return. But he’s an even bigger cunt for trying to force Germany to prosecute a comedian for failing to tickle his sense of humour with a rude poem about him.

So step forward our hero of the week : none other than our very own Boris Johnson with this witty little piece on National Limerick Day that won him a £1,000 prize from the paper he used to edit, The Spectator. Take it away Boris….!

There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.

Trump and Johnson. The new dream team. Way to go, Boris!

Nominated by: Dioclese

He is a even bigger cunt then merkel the amount of threats he has made to the EU is astounding.

He is going send 12 million turks to the UK(has threatened to send more) and a good portion are mentally retarded, criminals and expecting pregnancy.

Thank Mr Hameron he’s doing this because UK needs more diversity apparently and because we are morally superior or tolerant some shite, I dunno lol .

Nominated by: TitSlapper

Boris Johnson [4]


A lifetime orn the turf has gifted yours truly with a discerning conk for a dodgy nag, indeed have administered the old go faster juice on many an occasion requiring a fine judgement to produce a turn of speed withoit old dobbin droppin doine dead (before the finish). In short know a ringer when I see one. The cunt Johnson is a dodgy gee and every inch a ringer promoted by his nouveaux riche cronies to defraud the British punter. In short he is not what he pretends.

Plain speaking Boris standing up for Britain? Bolloxs. Huff and puff and stunt and cunt. Nobody can make oit what the cunt is orn aboit and this is supposed to be a master Oxbridge debater. An old Bullingdon mate orf arch europhile Cameron and the cunt Clegg, he is deliberately throwing it. The Euro Virus lies deep within his bones, caught and nurtured at that Euro indoctrination camp, The European College in Bruges. Not much is made orf it but that is where de Pfeffel was educated (and Clegg and the ugly little bald cunt Kinnock and many orf the Gauleiters orf the EU).

This is the European College Mission Statement:

Educated side by side, untroubled from infancy by divisive prejudices, acquainted with all that is great and good in the different cultures, it will be borne in upon them as they mature that they belong together. Without ceasing to look to their own lands with love and pride, they will become in mind Europeans, schooled and ready to complete and consolidate the work of their fathers before them, to bring into being a united and thriving Europe.

Sieg Heil.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Boris Johnson [3]


Lo-lo-look here you riff raff plebs. I made wiff waff come home and I-I-I think it jolly well did. Closing fire stations… fuck em, I’m so rich I have my own personal plebs to put fires out, er er you call them the homeless I call them fire extinguishers. Ha ha ha, wiff waff and flim flam.

After shagging Teresa May all day one likes dip ones cock in something a little less acidic, vinegar for my cock! Hoorah… No more taxes for rich people only the plebs and let that be a lesson for you the hoi-ploy, being a bumbling cunt I-I-I is good for the country. Now where did I put my syrup? B-b-b-b-b-b I must of left it on one my my shitty bikes.

Remember, poor scum, Bojo for PM, wiff waff all round.

Nominated by: Boris Johnson