Eddie Izzard [4]

I know Eddie Izzard has been cunted before, but I’ve just seen the fucktard doing an appeal for UNICEF, wearing a UNICEF t-shirt and full make-up – because of course he’s a tranny and demands tranny rights to wear make-up (and/or women’s clothes) in public because, you know, that’s his “right” as an “out” tranny.

And yet in the film clips of Izzard visiting Yemen used in the appeal, cunters may be interested to learn that there’s one thing suspiciously absent from Izzard’s appearance: no make-up and no women’s clothes (not even a sly kitten heel). So obviously the cunt is able to make judgement calls about when it’s appropriate and when it’s not appropriate to indulge his hobby of dressing up, there’s no “irresistible inner compulsion” he’s unable to control. Yet when he’s out and about doing his political campaigning or appearing on Question Time spouting his badly thought-out drivel, the cunt unfailingly turns up in a scarlet beret and painted nails. If the cunt was not in the entertainment industry, would he dare turn up to a job interview dressed like that? Of course he wouldn’t. Which leads me to the inescapable conclusion he’s just an attention-seeking cunt of the highest order who should not be afforded any special privileges at all – in fact, if any cunters ever spot him in the street, perhaps they could question him as to why he chose to forego his make-up and drag in Yemen… (and then, while he’s replying, just walk away and say “I don’t fucking care – I think you’re a cunt”).

Nominated by Fred West

Sir Bruce Forsyth [6] and Jerry Lewis [2]

This past week has seen the passing of two A list celebs.As a tribute here is a rehash of their previous cuntings!

Bruce Forsyth:

Bruce Forsythe……just do us all a favour and fuck the cunt off our screens of a Saturday night, you dilapidated old cunt (I don’t even watch Strictly Come Dancing…..but its like its a constant presence isn’t it….like a buzzing fly, or genital herpes?)
Nice to see you! To see you nice! Why don’t you stick your chin up your arse and see if it fits? You Cunt! I’ve nicked that from Scarface obviously

Nice syrup, too!

Nominated by : King Binge [2013]

Bruce Forsyth has been a cunt for as long as I can remember.

Now Sir Bruce for services to mediocrity.

What a camp, talentless, consistent cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble [2011]

‘Strictly’ host, Bruce Forsyth, is a bald cunt

Nominated by Dioclese [2010]

Bruce Forsyth is a big chinned, rug wearing, coffin dodging cunt.

Nominated by Gigits [2009]

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis, The Cunt orf Comedy
In his heyday in the fifties and sixties this prize wanker sported a greasy looking barnet with that “slicked back with me own spunk” look. Clearly the total tosser always had a ready supply on hand. In all his career on stage and in innumerable crap filums the mugging cunt has never made me laugh once. Although in fairness I did manage a little chuckle over his last coronary.

Needless to say considered a comedic legend by the French (as was Norman Wisdom by the Albanians to mark yer card) and received an “Homage” at last years Canne Film Festival. Needless to say the little circumsized cunt continues to lap up the pretentious adulation of the frog fuckers (who incidentally regard tuneless fuck Johnny Halliday as a rock god) . “Mais oui. Ve are zo out zair. Cool n’est pas. Ve zo get ‘im. Jerry is zo zo funnee you anglo fuckairs.”

Famously the cunt despises his deminishing audiences and anyone dumb enough to give the talent free zone a living. Oh how ironic mes amis. Difficult to think orf another performer so hated within his own profession (although Topol is a leading contender) for being such an irredeemable shitehole (steady on might start to admire the cunt).

Reasons to be cheerful. Jerry is now 88 and fills in his down time collecting terminal illnesses including prostate cancer, meningitis, a dodgy ticker, diabetes and drug addictions various. Now me pet vulture Gristle does not usually eat kosher but is very interested in trying this one. So tough cheddar old sports, have already nabbed the cunt for the Dead Pool.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke [2014]

Also a cunting to all of us for missing these two in the Deadpool.

Here is an old episode of the Generation Game for you all to watch at your leisure.Brucie at his best :P:

Dead Pool [69]

Congratuations to Vermin Cunt Spotter who correctly predicted that “The Scum cunt of a islamist bastard who drove the van in Barcelona and hopefully by having his fucking head ripped from his body and a pig rammed up his fucking hole” Younes Abouyaaqoub would be the next dead cunt.He was shot dead by police this afternoon.After the sad deaths of Bruce Forsyth and Jerry Lewis who were not in the pool this death can bring us all a smile for once.Murdering cunt!

On to Deadpool 69

Hear are the rules as always

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Leah Bracknell
Malcolm Young
Gord Downie
Rayya Elias
Eberhard van der Laan

Anna Soubry [2] (I swear it is more than that though!)

On an infinity more interesting topic our old pal Anna soubry has become the first Tory to state she will leave the conservatives if May goes for a hard brexit?? There are many great reasons for a relatively hard brexit but that’s an absolute fucking bonus!!
The worst kind of wonky eyed remaniacs are talking about forming a new political party??,
Under the misguided apprehension that they can repeat the MACRON phenomenon!! , I really hope they manage to get cunt of the ages Blair to be their leader!!, imagine all of the most vilified politicians joining forces in a mega swamp of turds and sitting in the middle on top of a steaming pile of festering shite like king turd of poo mountain that colossal cunt BLAIR!!!!

Nominated by Quislings!

Chloe Ayling

Anyone else read this bullshit story about this British model who claimed to be abducted, stuffed in a suitcase, auctioned on darknet and then bizarrely released.
What a lying attention seeking piece of shit whore this bird is. Is there anything these brain dead twats won’t do to get a bit of fame?

Nominated by Megacunt

Saw her on the news earlier today giving a press conference and clearly loving every second of it.I would put £100 on her being a liar.

Nominated by Shaun