Josie Long

Josie Long is an archetypal cunt symptomatic of everything shite in today`s society.I confess I only knew the bitches name and that she was a comedian but all female comedians of a certain age group all fucking morph into one amalgomous glob of utter shite to me!Anyway I saw on my Facebook timeline a video of her with purple hair looking like she hasn`t slept or washed in days entitled “Are white people doing enough to stop white terrorism”.I honestly did not even need to watch the video as it was so predictable that I could tell she was going to slag off the right defends Muslims gloss over Muslim terrorist attacks invoke Hitler blame “toxic masculinity” and speak in a slow sarcastic mockney voice… and guess what I was absolutely fucking spot on.Apparently Mssss Long is more worried about far right terrorism than Islamic terrorism which is logically insane as hundreds have lost their lives to Islamist terror attacks this year but the so called “far right” is only responsible for one death in this country this year and the victim was Muslim so how you deduce your conclusions must be through the prism of sticking a pair of scissors into your ear hole so far that it digs into your brain! She also said that we tend to equate white terror attacks to lone wolfs…well the guy behind the Finsbry Mosque and Tommy Mair had no known current connections to a wider network of extremists.So what the fuck else do you label them as in that case? Muslim terrorists on the other hand have nearly been part of a wider network.This isn`t a right wing conspiracy :It is fact.She said she felt angry about Finsbury Mosque but sad after the Manchester bombings.Just like Comrade Corbyn (Who she is a massive fan of shockingly) she only shows her disgust and emotion at terror attacks one the person is brown. Long is also going on about how she is newly single.Is it any wonder you were dumped though love?You look like a typical feminist gender studies tumblr retard who smells of b.o and cheap weed and that hasn`t used a comb since she was 6 years old.What pisses me off about her ilk and by that I mean Oxford-educated self-proclaimed comediennes who look like bull dykes/gender studies professors and momentum activists is this: They are so predictable it is spooky.Upon googling this cunt I found an article she did with the evening standard that started “Josie Long explains why she’s making a show about optimism after …” and without even opening it I guessed the next word was Brexit and yes it was.These people are so dense due to society dumbing down and not encouraging independent thought meaning that misfits try and join a counterculture by becoming part of the cultural mainstream of the last 40 years and they don`t even possess the analytical skill of self-awareness and reflection to realize the hilariously retarded contradiction that is their very existence!

I am not going to slag her off as a comedienne because I don`t recall seeing any of her material although I am sure I briefly have at some point watched a segment of her on Live at the Apollo then turned it over after losing the will to live.But typing in Josie Long is a cunt into google lead to a stream of reviews featuring the words Josie Long and Cunt so I think it is safe to say she is probably as funny as pancreatic cancer a slipped disk and alzheimers combined.

In short Josie Long is a cunt who needs to drink a wet glass of cement!

Nominated by Shaun

Young People

A long overdue cunting of young people.

Believe it or not, I’m glad I’m not young.
It seems to me that the vast majority of young people are utter, utter, cunts.
(Unless you’re a young cunter of course, in which case you’re ok and this cunting doesn’t apply to you).
I can’t really say too much (but I’m gunna anyway), when u was young I was a dumb cunt and just like young cunts today, I thought that I knew it all.

Most terrorists are young people, most crime is done by young people (I think) and they all drive like cunts (though I guess they’re still better than Indians).
Most of the people that shit their pants on a regular basis are young people (a bit younger that the one’s I’m cunting, but still young people none the less).

And what’s with those skinny fuckin jeans?!
You look like a cunt, and you’ll have one soon if you keep wearing trousers like that!
Though having a dick AND a cunt would probably be quite trendy in your libtard, lbwgt (whatever the fuck) culture.

While watching the recent election coverage, sky news (cunts too) decided to interview the “yoof” to see how they were voting.
…guess what. Every one of the gullible, deluded cunts was voting for comrade corbyn.
Why?
“Because he’s the kind of guy you could have a beer with.”

CUNTS!!

Maybe if you’re a member of the IRA, ISIS, ANTIFA or some other acronymed shite, but most normal people would smack the cunt if they got chance.

I can’t just blame them. It’s society’s fault.
The youth of today are all told that they’re special and that they can do whatever they want if they believe.
When I was young I was told “children should be seen and not heard” and if I moaned about something: “tough. Stop moaning.”
Most now seem to believe that they are actually special and that they can change the world.

No. You’re just a cunt same as the rest of us.

Sleb culture, Social media, SJW’s … all “yoof” shit and I hate it all.

….and don’t even get me started on those Glastonbury cunts.
I hope it fuckin pisses down all weekend!

Though the “yoof” of today are so wet already they’d probably hardly notice.

John McDonnell [3]

Has that marxist evil fucker John McDonnell been cunted on this site yet ? we all know he’s a sort of Hienrich Himmler to Cuntbyn and just as evil and dangerous, he openly supports the IRA and his peaceful mates in Hamas., until a while ago he used stealth and cunningness to achieve his aims.
But now he is inciting riots to overthrow the Government.
This piece of runny shit MUST be stopped.

Nominated by Fenton Fistula

Islam [3]

has Islam ever actually been cunted on here ? it really is the biggest pile of shite you’ll ever come across. anybody read the Quran?, fuck me, theres a few good bits in it but if not exhorting violence its talking total bollocks about scientific matters. a big percentage of it is total gibberish. far from the being ‘divine’, ‘ the Word of God ‘, it’s displays precisely the knowledge you’d expect a 7thC goatherder to know, strange that. and as to fuckin MO,, he was simply a war mongering, child raping fuckin bonkers lunatic, i actually think most Muslims haven’t got a clue about whats in the so called ‘ glorious ‘ Quran or what an odious cunt Mo was. they can’t have can they?

Nominated by Richard1

Dead Pool [62]

Congratulations to Black and White cunt who correctly predicted that the next celeb to die would be Batman Star Adam West. who has died of leukemia aged 88.West will always be best remembered for Batman but was also well known to younger audiences for his role as Mayor West in Family Guy.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 62.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Terry Jones
Freddie Starr
Johnny Hallyday
Bill Wyman
Leah Bracknell