Dead Pool (166)

Congratulations to Chas C Music who gets a second hit in a week with the forces sweetheart Vera Lynn who has sadly passed away at the grand old age of 103.

On to Deadpool 166.

Reminder of the rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from a previous pool (Like Black and White cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)Nominations must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun)

Derek Draper
Leon Spinks
Stuart Wheeler
George Alagiah
Frankie Banali

Dead Pool [165]

Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted that Snooker legend Willie Thorne would be next to snuff it.Thorne was 66 and had been suffering from Leaukemia since March.

On to Dead Pool 165.

The rules:

1) Pick 5 cunts you think are next to conk out.If is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous threads (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun)

Derek Draper
Leon Spinks
John Lewis (US politician)
Stuart Wheeler
Frankie Banali

Sadiq Khan [19]

An emergency cunting for everyone’s favorite mayor. Londonistan mayor Suckdiq Khant is really putting himself out there for the cunt of the year awards. This useless cunt has finally perked up about the illegal and dangerous demonstrations/riots in London. Of course, being the cunt that is Khan made a reference to the risk of COVID-19 (Bit fucking late) but then launched a tirade into the “far-right” which from what I have read was a large group of football fans and veterans who wished to counter demonstrate with the primary objective of defending property and preventing anarchy.We used to have a force for that can`t remember the name of it though.

Here are the cunt`s comments:

“However, I’m extremely concerned that further protests in Central London not only risk spreading Covid-19, but could lead to disorder, vandalism and violence.

“Extreme far-right groups who advocate hatred and division are planning counter-protests, which means that the risk of disorder is high.

“Be in no doubt these counter-protests are there to provoke violence, and their only goal is to distract and hijack this important issue.”
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He describes the protestors are largely peaceful.Even though over 60 officers injured Horses attacked and criminal damage the cost of which I dread to think. That being said Khan is of course accustomed to his streets looking like war zones.How many black stabbings has he been concerned about on his own turf?

Also Khan seems to think a solution is boxing off Churchill and the Cenotaph memorial to prevent vandalism when he could just ring up Cressida Strapacoctomy and tell her brigade to protect them for thugs which the so-called “far right” wanted to do.Now I hate the far-right with a passion but the definition of far-right used today has been s far expanded that it has become meaningless as it refers to anyone who is to the right of the Corbynista project.

Khunt is a vile Marxist arsehole who defended nutty antisemitic radical preacher Louis Farrakhan when he was banned from the UK but now is along with Strapacoctomy the embodiment of selective regressive censorship that is leading us to a frightening Orwellian Police State where only those deemed to be on the “right side of history” in their crystal ball into the future are allowed freedom.

Nominated by Shaun

Dead Pool [163]

Congratulations to Dick Byrne who correctly predicted that Uber cunt Mel Gibson’s even bigger cunt of a father Hutton would be next to snuff it.Gibson At was 101 and spent his time writing about Holocaust denial and fire and brimstone.He was also a notable contestant on Jepoardy in the sixties.He leaves behind 11 children and many many grandchildren.

On to Deadpool 163:

The rules :

1)Pick 5 famous cunts who you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.Yiu can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun) :

Willie Thorne
Leon Spinks
Derek Draper
Kenny Sansom
Tom Smith (Rugby)

Dead Pool [162]

####Disclaimer:Apologies for getting the result wrong on Dead Pool 160.Chas C music was indeed the winner as he picked Little Richard Pennyman first.

Well done King Cunt who correctly predicted that veteran comedian and father of Ben Stiller Jerry Stiller would be the next to snuff it.Stiller was 92 and died from natural causes.

On to Dead Pool 162

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be the next to conk out.No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun):

Willie Thorne
Leon Spinks
Tom Smith (Rugby)
Nick Cordero
Derek Draper

Well done Chas