Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Wankstain

This blubbery old cunt who looks like Alan Sugar’s arse has been in the news orf late principally due to the indefatigable efforts orf The New York Times. The allegations (denied) are a classic tale orf Hollywood life. Sweet innocent young gels are lured to Hollywood by prospects orf fame and fortune where powerful producer (Miramax/Weinstein Company) Mr Wankstain is top orf their list to see. However the little rosebuds get to see rather more than they expect. Wankstain is a dab hand at exposing his wizened old privates in lifts, hotel rooms, aeroplanes and taxis. Modus operandi rarely changes – the filly is trapped and given a viewing or an appearance is made in a fluffy dressing gown followed by an invitation to watch him shower and culminating in a spot orf cock sucking.

Now this been going orn for decades, indeed an open secret aroinde Sin City and Wankstain openly boasts orf having fucked and created most orf the female stars in Hollywood. A few fillies going orn old nags that cunters may have actually heard orf include Gynneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep.

Yours Truly has trundled his old arse aroinde LA orn occasion and what a dried up shite hole it is. Insincerity and aircon is the name orf the game. Bigger the agent the colder the office and the warmer the hello. Lying cunts. Not to say that YT did not get offers from “talent”. Unfortunately once they cottoned on that YT was more boraccic than they were they fannied orf sharpish. How did the cunt Wankstain do it?

“He had an elaborate system reliant on the cooperation of others: Assistants often booked the meetings, arranged the hotel rooms and sometimes even delivered the talent, then disappeared, the actresses and employees recounted. They described how some of Mr. Weinstein’s executives and assistants then found them agents and jobs or hushed actresses who were upset”.

In short those “upset” were “hushed” with £60,000-£110,000 plus gainful employ to cover their distress. The whole seedy system was administered orn behalf orf the Wankstain by lawyers and agents. Wankstain’s response? Total denial orf said allegations and a trip to the therapist (not cheap in LA).

Meanwhile the Hollywood talent has got orn its high horse (and I not mean Wankstain) and frightened Wanks in to resigning/getting fired. Moral orf the story? Don’t frighten the horses.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Sadiq Khan [7]

Khan is so far out of his depth it is untrue. Shit speaker, crap at handling his promises and pledges in a manner that doesn’t make him look like a fucking snake, biased, terrorist sympathiser and all-around fuckhead.

In the first of many bizarre Tory election choices, Khan only really won because Goldsmith was out of touch with everyone who wasn’t a Baron or a Marquis. Sadcunt therefore the London Mayor by default.

Khan is definitely, and quite aptly, an Über-cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Translation of Khan’s response to the Uber petition :

“I’m taking sides with the unionised black cab drivers who are trying to prevent disruption to their comfortable status quo. I am not on the side of innovative businesses, the 40,000 Uber drivers or indeed the people who voted me into power. I am a cunt”.

Nominated by Harry Axwound

Radio One

Radio 1 are cunts…

Apparently to celebrate the station’s 50th anniversary, the ABBC are launching ‘Radio 1 Vintage’: a station featuring ‘retro’ DJs from Radio 1’s past… But who do they have? Zoe ‘Cunt’ Ball, Chris Moyles, Mark and fucking Lard, Nicky Campbell, The Ranking Miss P (diversity and all that crap), and some twat called Rob Da Bank…

Vintage? Sod off!

Nominated by Norman

Guy Verhofstadt [4]

Vehorstadt really is a stratospheric cunt!!!
Brexit is a waste of time and effort??
Yeh I suppose he has a point?,
Who wants to be governed by democratically elected people??
Want sort of Cunts want that??
What sort of idiots want to retain some national identity??
What kind of fools want to control their borders??
What sort of people want to stop a tsunami of foreign workers prepared to work for less money??
Brexit is indeed a waste of time!! 😂😂😂

Nominated by Quislings

Verhofstadt is a grinning, gap toothed, curtain haired, Biggins glasses wearing, plutonium grade cunt.

This piece of political jenkem has told a conference in London that Brexit is a waste of time and energy.

Had he a slight appreciation that the EU had become undemocratic and conceded that reform was needed then Brexit possibly would not have gained a majority vote.

Clearly he has no concept whatsoever of democracy. Fuck off back to your cheap fags, snotty chocolate and chips smothered in mayo, you utter fucking cuntbox.

Verhofstadt is a fucking waste of skin and bone. Cunt x 10^infinity

Nominated by Paul Maskingback

Guy Verhofstadt has ordered the United Kingdom to take “financial responsibility” over Brexit and pay a divorce bill to Brussels. “You have to pay us!” he rants in the European Parliament.

Now listen here, Doddy you gap toothed cunt : NO WE FUCKING DON’T!!! IT’S NOT A FUCKING DIVORCE!!!

Take that back to your Diddy Men and smoke it. Fucking idiot…

Nominated by Dioclese

Brexit haters

Speaking of anti-Brexit cunts. That doddering old prick David Attenborough is in desperate need of a cunting. Speaking to Greenpeace magazine, Attenborough said that we shouldn’t have had a vote because we weren’t presented with the full facts. He also claimed we didn’t understand what it meant, and that we were spitting in Europe’s face. He also called the referendum “and abrogation of parliamentary democracy.

Jesus…fucking…Christ. Somebody get the old twat some Anusol, he clearly needs it for his persistent butthurt. Once again, and idiot remainer DELIBERATELY confuses EUROPE with the EU. They are NOT the same. And to be honest, if my voting to leave the EU is spitting in the face of the likes Juncker, Tusk, Verhofstadt and Barnier, I can live with that. I’d happily do it for real given the chance.

I’m sick of this now. At first it was amusing to watch pro-EU traitors going nuclear over the fact that a majority of voters had dared vote to leave their precious EU. Now it’s fucking tedious. It’s been FIFTEEN months since the referendum, and STILL we have democracy hating wankpuffins hurling insults at us, disrespecting democracy and basically still throwing a tantrum. Call the Guinness book of Records, I reckon they’ve broken the world sulking record.

Just a couple of days ago, that upper crust faggot, Colin Firth announced he had taken Italian citizenship because he just couldn’t bear the thought of the UK becoming a sovereign nation once again. Anyone noticed how most of those who’ve been whingeing about Brexit, Attenborough, Firth, Branson, Heseltine, Clarke, Miller, etc, are all rich bastards who have been completely unaffected by the EU’s less pleasant laws, like open borders.

We’ve also had Labour arseholes like Clive Lewis saying that Brexit is racist, and David Lammy comparing Brexiteers (I love that name) to Nazis. What prize fuckpoodles.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw