Dead Pool [161]

Congratulations to Dick de Pfeffel Fox Chaser Fiddler who correctly predicted Rock and Roller Little Richard would be next to conk out aged 87 from bone cancer.

On to Deadpool 161:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous threads ( Like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored .

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun)

John Hemingway (The Few)
Leon Spinks
Willie Thorne
Derek Draper
Tom Smith (Rugby)

97 thoughts on “Dead Pool [161]

  1. Sepp Blatter
    Peter Kay (regrettably)
    Joe Biden
    June Brown
    Kim Jong Un

    • Actually, can I change my mind and swap out Kim Jong Un for Dick Van Dyke? If so that is my fifth pick.

  2. David Attenborough
    Alan Alda
    Felicity Kendall
    Alex Ferguson (cunt)
    Ken Clarke (total cunt)

  3. Well done Dick.
    Bill Odie
    Graeme Garden
    Shirley Williams
    Lord David Owen
    Sidney Poitier

    • What, Greame Garden is going to chip out because Tim Brooke Chris Tarrant Taylor went??? Use some logic man!….

      • You’ve obviously not seen my choices for the last year or so Daz.
        It’s always featured all the Goodies who were predicted to all go down in the same plane crash. Two of them were forecast to survive by eating the other one.

  4. Bobby Charlton
    Bob Carolgies
    Bobby Womack
    Bob Seger
    Bobby Brown
    ALL UTTER CUNTS OF MUSICAL, COMICAL OR ATHLETIC PROWESS….

  5. Giovanna Ralli
    Angela Lansbury
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Richard Willians.

    • Richard Williams….father of Serena.

      Thank you all for the congratulations on my triumph….I stole Little Richard,with impeccable timing, from Chas C.

      • And you also stole Roger Whitaker from me such is your lack of imagination.

        • I also stole Roger Whittaker from you,Jack….I’m in such awe of your “imagination” that I just couldn’t help myself….well.that and the fact that I know it winds you up.

          • Jack@
            You were that upset with Fiddlers unimaginative thievery, you forgot to nominate any candidates!-?

  6. Bernie Madoff
    Anne Buydens
    Raul Castro
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary

    Nice work Fiddler.

  7. Dick van Dyke
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker
    Gary Glitter
    Robert Duvall

  8. Jimmy Greaves
    Norbert Stiles
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Vera Lynn
    Lord Hezzelslime

  9. Leonard Fenton
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    June Brown

      • Crumbs ! Someone’s had it away with my Dickie.
        Tend to him well, mister jailbird.
        He has two sugars in his bedtime Horlicks.
        Good evening.
        PS. He usually needs his bottom wiping around 0200 hrs.
        Thanks awfully.

  10. Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Rose West
    Charles Salvador Bronson
    David Icke

  11. Annette Crosbie
    Harry Belafonte
    Des O’Conner
    Anna Karen
    Geoffrey Palmer

  12. Nice bullseye Dick

    Jimmy Carter
    Murray Walker
    Herp Albert
    Larry King
    Jerry Stiller

  13. Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek, The Guns of Navarone
    George Shultz – US polititian in Nixon & Reagan administrations
    Kenneth Kaunda – 1st President of Zambia
    Roger Corman – US film director / producer e.g. The Pit and the Pendulum, House of Usher
    Milan Kundera – Czech writer e.g. The Unbearable Lightness of Being

    • I like that. The description. I sometime add how said cunts will meet their demise e.g Elton John drowning by rectal drowning….

      • If I’m honest, Daz, it’s as much for my own benefit as anyone else’s that I put the rule 3 newsworthy reason in the noms. My memory is not what it once was. For example, in 2-3 days time without the descriptor of politician for George Shultz I’d probably think I’d nominated the long dead Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz by mistake
        As for a cause of death, I’m quite happy for my noms to die peacefully in their sleep. Being old and both physically / mentally knackered, I don’t want to give the Grim Reaper any grisly ideas for my own impending end.

  14. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Luke Rhinehart
    Nemehia Persoff

    Bang on Dick.

  15. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Diego Maradona
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint

    Well struck, uncle.

    • Goddamit, my Alex Ferguson has been pilfered. Pîkeys everywhere.
      Swap the old beetroot face for Roy Hudd.

      • Am sure Mr. Hudd has departed …

        Camillaaah Patkyer-Bowels
        Jilly Cooper
        Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
        Ton Koopman
        Daniel Barenboim

  16. Charley Sheen
    Roman Polanski
    Willie Nelson
    Ian McKellan
    Michael Parinson

  17. Arthur Scargill
    Jack The Ripper
    Imelda Marcos
    Lord Lucan
    Claudia Lawrence

  18. Am sure Mr. Hudd has departed …

    Camillaaah Patkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  19. Richard Wilson
    James Randi
    Robert Wagner
    Cloris Leachman
    Sean Connery

      • I’m not sure how many, JR…but must admit that pinching other people’s selections certainly adds a certain “je ne sais quoi” to my triumph.

        🙂 .

  20. Little Richard was a pedo. Little Richard was black. He MUST have died of/from COVID19.

    My DeadPool Noms:

    1. The Queen Elizabeth Windsor Mountbatten Sachs Cohen (lizard)
    2 Prince Andrew Windsor Mountbatten Sachs Cohen (pedo) (lizard)
    3. David Icke (Isle of Wight)
    4. Jacinda Arden (NZ PM)
    5. Jess Philips MP ( I wouldn’t even go to her funeral)
    6. Piers Morgan (ITV)

    • Owain, please re-read the rules regarding the number of nominations. Pump not chwech. You need to cull one from your list. No extras for effniks allowed.

  21. William Shatner.
    Billy Idol.
    Bill Wyman.
    Norman Lloyd.
    Lady C.

  22. George takei
    Ian McKellen
    Kevin Spacey
    Stephen fry
    Richard Chamberlain

  23. George Soros
    Nancy Pelosi
    Brigitte Macron
    Christine Lagarde
    Tijjani Muhammed-Bande (President of the UN ie. Utter Numpties)

  24. Olivia De Havilland
    Petrie Cardin
    Henry Kissinger
    Leslie Phillips
    Prunella Scales

  25. Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Alphonse ‘Little Allie Boy’ Persico
    Fred Dineage

  26. President Moduro of Venezuela
    Barbara Windsor
    Prunella Scales
    Pierre Cardin
    Olivia De Havilland

    • Prunella Scales already taken pinch someone else’s like you normally do

        • Petrie also taken 👎
          Why don’t you just copy my list and save yourself the trouble 👎👎

  27. Olivia Newton John
    Jet Black
    Michael Barratt
    Kenneth Cope
    Patricia Routledge

  28. Emperor Akihito
    Harry Belafonte
    Cleo Laine
    Hosni Mubarak
    Bill Turnbull

  29. Tony Bennett
    Mel Brooks
    Carl Reiner
    Bob Newhart
    Paul Henry (Benny from Crossroads)

  30. Prince Phillip.
    HRH Liz
    Matthew Corbett (of sooty fame).
    Pat Sharp.
    Baron Von Cuntoften (If the pubs don’t open).

    • Shit someone’s already got Liz. Swap for a lefty MP in any Northern town which suffers from diversity issues?

  31. Well done Dick excellent pick, but I’m afraid not your win. Sorry.

    Dick at 7:02pm in the 29th
    Myself at 1:57pm same day

    Perhaps it was the way I named him :
    Richard Penniman (Little Richard)?

    Anyhow happy to share the honours

    • It’s your win, Chas C.

      My crowing has come back to bite me on the arse.
      🙂 .

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