Dead Pool [161]

Posted on May 9, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Dick de Pfeffel Fox Chaser Fiddler who correctly predicted Rock and Roller Little Richard would be next to conk out aged 87 from bone cancer.

On to Deadpool 161:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous threads ( Like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored .

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun)

John Hemingway (The Few)
Leon Spinks
Willie Thorne
Derek Draper
Tom Smith (Rugby)

97 thoughts on “Dead Pool [161]”

General Tso's Chiggun on May 9, 2020 at 5:43 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Peter Kay (regrettably)
Joe Biden
June Brown
Kim Jong Un

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- General Tso's Chiggun on May 9, 2020 at 5:44 pm said:
  
  Actually, can I change my mind and swap out Kim Jong Un for Dick Van Dyke? If so that is my fifth pick.
  
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Technocunt on May 9, 2020 at 5:44 pm said:

David Attenborough
Alan Alda
Felicity Kendall
Alex Ferguson (cunt)
Ken Clarke (total cunt)

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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on May 9, 2020 at 5:46 pm said:

Well done Dick.
Bill Odie
Graeme Garden
Shirley Williams
Lord David Owen
Sidney Poitier

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- Daz on May 9, 2020 at 5:50 pm said:
  
  What, Greame Garden is going to chip out because Tim Brooke Chris Tarrant Taylor went??? Use some logic man!….
  
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on May 9, 2020 at 6:19 pm said:
    
    You’ve obviously not seen my choices for the last year or so Daz.
    It’s always featured all the Goodies who were predicted to all go down in the same plane crash. Two of them were forecast to survive by eating the other one.
    
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Daz on May 9, 2020 at 5:47 pm said:

Bobby Charlton
Bob Carolgies
Bobby Womack
Bob Seger
Bobby Brown
ALL UTTER CUNTS OF MUSICAL, COMICAL OR ATHLETIC PROWESS….

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- Miserable Northern Cunt on May 9, 2020 at 5:49 pm said:
  
  Eric Clapton
  Marky Ramone
  Dennis skinner
  Katie price
  Sheridan smith
  
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  - Three Strokes on May 10, 2020 at 7:18 am said:
    
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W9H1EkWV3cg
    
    Here’s a song about Marky’s haircut
    
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- Gary baldi on May 10, 2020 at 5:44 am said:
  
  Bobby Womack died in 2014 man
  
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Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on May 9, 2020 at 5:49 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Angela Lansbury
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Richard Willians.

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- Miserable Northern Cunt on May 9, 2020 at 5:51 pm said:
  
  Good shooting Dead eye Dick!👍
  
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- Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on May 9, 2020 at 5:52 pm said:
  
  Richard Williams….father of Serena.
  
  Thank you all for the congratulations on my triumph….I stole Little Richard,with impeccable timing, from Chas C.
  
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  - Jack on May 9, 2020 at 7:11 pm said:
    
    And you also stole Roger Whitaker from me such is your lack of imagination.
    
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  - Miserable Northern Cunt on May 10, 2020 at 7:03 am said:
    
    You tell him Jack, he worse than Rtc!!
    
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  - Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on May 10, 2020 at 7:22 am said:
    
    I also stole Roger Whittaker from you,Jack….I’m in such awe of your “imagination” that I just couldn’t help myself….well.that and the fact that I know it winds you up.
    
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  - Miserable Northern Cunt on May 10, 2020 at 8:50 am said:
    
    Jack@
    You were that upset with Fiddlers unimaginative thievery, you forgot to nominate any candidates!-?
    
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Liberal Liquidator on May 9, 2020 at 5:50 pm said:

Bernie Madoff
Anne Buydens
Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary

Nice work Fiddler.

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The Sheriff of Cuntingham on May 9, 2020 at 5:53 pm said:

Dick van Dyke
Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Bob Barker
Gary Glitter
Robert Duvall

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- The Sheriff of Cuntingham on May 9, 2020 at 5:54 pm said:
  
  Dyke for Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
  
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Freddie the Frog on May 9, 2020 at 5:53 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Norbert Stiles
Peter Sutcliffe
Vera Lynn
Lord Hezzelslime

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on May 9, 2020 at 5:54 pm said:

Leonard Fenton
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
June Brown

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- The cunt man of Alcatraz on May 9, 2020 at 5:59 pm said:
  
  June Brown taken swap for
  Dickie Davies
  
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  - Jack The Cunter on May 9, 2020 at 7:35 pm said:
    
    Crumbs ! Someone’s had it away with my Dickie.
    Tend to him well, mister jailbird.
    He has two sugars in his bedtime Horlicks.
    Good evening.
    PS. He usually needs his bottom wiping around 0200 hrs.
    Thanks awfully.
    
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Moister Cuntflaps on May 9, 2020 at 5:55 pm said:

Chris Farlowe
Brigitte Bardot
June spencer (Archers Actor)
Patricia Green (ditto)
Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in the Beverly Hillbillies)

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- Baron Von Cuntoften on May 9, 2020 at 10:42 pm said:
  
  Chris Farlowe. Out of time, has never sounded better.
  
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Cunt O'MaCunto on May 9, 2020 at 5:58 pm said:

Don King
Lionel Blair
Mel Brooks
Murray Walker
Jimmy Carter

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Gutstick Japseye on May 9, 2020 at 5:58 pm said:

Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Charles Salvador Bronson
David Icke

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Captain Quimson on May 9, 2020 at 6:02 pm said:

Annette Crosbie
Harry Belafonte
Des O’Conner
Anna Karen
Geoffrey Palmer

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King Cunt on May 9, 2020 at 6:08 pm said:

Nice bullseye Dick

Jimmy Carter
Murray Walker
Herp Albert
Larry King
Jerry Stiller

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- Dick Dribbler on May 11, 2020 at 10:06 am said:
  
  Congratulations, KC. Stiller appears to have croaked.
  
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Dick Dribbler on May 9, 2020 at 6:09 pm said:

Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek, The Guns of Navarone
George Shultz – US polititian in Nixon & Reagan administrations
Kenneth Kaunda – 1st President of Zambia
Roger Corman – US film director / producer e.g. The Pit and the Pendulum, House of Usher
Milan Kundera – Czech writer e.g. The Unbearable Lightness of Being

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- Daz on May 9, 2020 at 9:09 pm said:
  
  I like that. The description. I sometime add how said cunts will meet their demise e.g Elton John drowning by rectal drowning….
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on May 10, 2020 at 12:29 am said:
    
    If I’m honest, Daz, it’s as much for my own benefit as anyone else’s that I put the rule 3 newsworthy reason in the noms. My memory is not what it once was. For example, in 2-3 days time without the descriptor of politician for George Shultz I’d probably think I’d nominated the long dead Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz by mistake
    As for a cause of death, I’m quite happy for my noms to die peacefully in their sleep. Being old and both physically / mentally knackered, I don’t want to give the Grim Reaper any grisly ideas for my own impending end.
    
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  - Baron Bastard on May 10, 2020 at 7:41 am said:
    
    Roger Corman is still alive? Bloody hell…
    
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Jack The Cunter on May 9, 2020 at 6:21 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Nemehia Persoff

Bang on Dick.

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- Jack The Cunter on May 9, 2020 at 7:49 pm said:
  
  Nehemiah ( a bit pissed )
  
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Smells Fishy on May 9, 2020 at 6:25 pm said:

Rick Wakeman
Stevie Wonder
Shirley Bassey
Jim Kerr
Michael Fish

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Captain Magnanimous on May 9, 2020 at 6:27 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Well struck, uncle.

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- Captain Magnanimous on May 9, 2020 at 6:33 pm said:
  
  Goddamit, my Alex Ferguson has been pilfered. Pîkeys everywhere.
  Swap the old beetroot face for Roy Hudd.
  
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  - HBelindaHubbard on May 9, 2020 at 6:39 pm said:
    
    Am sure Mr. Hudd has departed …
    
    Camillaaah Patkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim
    
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  - Miserable Northern Cunt on May 9, 2020 at 6:47 pm said:
    
    Roy Hudd went last month Capt.
    
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  - Captain Magnanimous on May 9, 2020 at 7:42 pm said:
    
    Ah, balls. Thank ye gentlemen.
    
    Let’s have Barry Humphries, shall we.
    
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  - Daz on May 9, 2020 at 9:11 pm said:
    
    Have Bruce Forsyth..thought he was dead but appeared on Friday VE Celebrations….
    
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  - Gary baldi on May 10, 2020 at 5:48 am said:
    
    Forsyth snuffed it in 2017, you really do need to use Google my friend
    
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Fuglyucker on May 9, 2020 at 6:47 pm said:

Charley Sheen
Roman Polanski
Willie Nelson
Ian McKellan
Michael Parinson

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Unkle Terry on May 9, 2020 at 6:54 pm said:

Fuck me no idea
Posh Spice?
Good good good

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Dioclese on May 9, 2020 at 6:54 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Pope Benedict
Leslie Phillips

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on May 9, 2020 at 6:58 pm said:

Arthur Scargill
Jack The Ripper
Imelda Marcos
Lord Lucan
Claudia Lawrence

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HBelindaHubbard on May 9, 2020 at 6:58 pm said:

Am sure Mr. Hudd has departed …

Camillaaah Patkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim

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CuntyMort on May 9, 2020 at 7:05 pm said:

Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
Ben Bradshaw

Good darts Dick, well pikeyed

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J R Cuntley on May 9, 2020 at 7:10 pm said:

Richard Wilson
James Randi
Robert Wagner
Cloris Leachman
Sean Connery

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- J R Cuntley on May 9, 2020 at 7:19 pm said:
  
  Good shot Dick, how many is that…?
  
  I’m on a pathetic 3…
  
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  - Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on May 9, 2020 at 7:24 pm said:
    
    I’m not sure how many, JR…but must admit that pinching other people’s selections certainly adds a certain “je ne sais quoi” to my triumph.
    
    🙂 .
    
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Owain Glyndwr on May 9, 2020 at 7:20 pm said:

Little Richard was a pedo. Little Richard was black. He MUST have died of/from COVID19.

My DeadPool Noms:

1. The Queen Elizabeth Windsor Mountbatten Sachs Cohen (lizard)
2 Prince Andrew Windsor Mountbatten Sachs Cohen (pedo) (lizard)
3. David Icke (Isle of Wight)
4. Jacinda Arden (NZ PM)
5. Jess Philips MP ( I wouldn’t even go to her funeral)
6. Piers Morgan (ITV)

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- Dick Dribbler on May 10, 2020 at 9:31 am said:
  
  Owain, please re-read the rules regarding the number of nominations. Pump not chwech. You need to cull one from your list. No extras for effniks allowed.
  
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Fenton Fistula on May 9, 2020 at 7:22 pm said:

Bryan Ferry
Phil Collins
David Gilmour
Robert Wyatt
John Mayall

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Halloween Cunthook on May 9, 2020 at 7:29 pm said:

William Shatner.
Billy Idol.
Bill Wyman.
Norman Lloyd.
Lady C.

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Mincepieguy on May 9, 2020 at 7:34 pm said:

George takei
Ian McKellen
Kevin Spacey
Stephen fry
Richard Chamberlain

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- Mincepieguy on May 9, 2020 at 7:36 pm said:
  
  Johnny Mathis for McKellen
  
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SimmyJavil on May 9, 2020 at 7:35 pm said:

George Soros
Nancy Pelosi
Brigitte Macron
Christine Lagarde
Tijjani Muhammed-Bande (President of the UN ie. Utter Numpties)

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