Dead Pool [95]

Congratulation to Shaun i.e me who correctly predicted that progressive rock legend Jon Hiseman of Colosseum and the Graham Bond Organisation would be the next dead dude.He died early this morning aged 73.He is survived by his wife Barbara who was a fellow member of Colosseum.

On to Deadpool 95:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.


My picks (Shaun)

Charles Krauthammer
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Leslie Grantham
John McCain

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [95]

  1. Prince phillip
    David attenborough
    James corden
    Ed sheercunt
    Meghan markle

    Congrats shaun!

  2. Jimmy Carter
    Clive James
    Doris Day
    Franco Zeferreli
    Vera Lynn

    Cressida Strapon needs to take a good long look at Shaun. He knows too much.

  3. Raul Castro
    George Bush Snr
    Baroness Trumpington
    Stirling Moss
    Nobby Stiles

  4. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Madeleine albright
    Barbara Windsor

  5. Yoko Ono
    Englebert Humperdink
    Ringo Starr
    Keef Richards
    Pete Townsend

    (Spelling corrected by Admin. Please don’t be a cunt)

    • You have also removed Yoko’s middle name but left Keef’s misspelling. I am a cunt.

  6. Jimmy Carter
    Kirk Douglas
    Olivia de Havilland
    Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Lord Carrington

  7. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Robert Mugabe
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  8. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Michael York

    Shaun is the Grim Reaper and I claim my five pounds…

  9. Willy Nelson
    Willy Thorne
    Jill Gascoine
    John Craven
    Baroness Trumpington.

    Good Shot, Shaun.

  10. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    Billy Connelly
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Clint Eastwood

  11. Gary Lineker
    Gina Miller
    Diane Abbottopotamus
    Appeaser May
    Andre Herrera

    (I wish)

  12. John Romita Sr
    Steve Ditko
    Harley Race
    Ole Anderson
    ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham

  13. Hillary Clinton
    Nancy Pelosi
    Vince Cable
    John McDonnell
    The Flabbopotomus

  14. Good shot Shaun, again

    Ray Reardon
    Rula Lenska
    Jackie Stallone
    Kenneth Cope
    Mikhail Gorbachev

  15. Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Boy George
    Michael Barrymore
    Former Pope Benedict

  16. Camilla Parker-Bpwles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Watson
    Emma Thompson
    Laura Kuentsberg

    Did ET get Damed for panto activities, like a certain Pantomime Princess ?

  17. Fuck you Shaun for nicking me nom Chales Krauthammer while they are still sticking morphine lines in the cunt.And a blistering fuck to all you other cunts who have likewise stolen me noms from ages past. May I wish you all a night of pleasure (without lubrication) with Nicola (I smell fish) Sturgeon. Bugger me blood pressure. Down boy.

    To bizzo:

    Barry Manilow
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Doris Day
    Roy Hudd
    Val Kilmer

    • Fuck you Frog. You’ve had me Doris away. I’ll have instead

      Rhonda Fleming

  18. Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    Ray Kennedy
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear

  19. Jimmy Page
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Lord Heseltine
    Dick Cheney
    John Major

  20. Colosseum were a great band…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Bernard Hepton
    Pete Murray
    Cleo Laine

  21. Kim Jung Un
    David Bailey
    Daniella Westbrook
    George Bush Snr
    Harry Benson

  22. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

  23. Bloody hell Shaun ots getting bit suspicious .

    Leaslie Grantham
    Dick Van Dyke
    Angela Lansbury
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    James Earl Jones

  24. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  25. Ken Leach, sorry Louse, er I mean Loach.

    If they could find a means to turn film into toilet paper, I’d willingly stretch out ‘I, Daniel Blake’ to as many Stygian-filth streaked sheets as possible.

  26. Gerald Harper
    Petula Clark
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

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