Dead Pool [95]

Congratulation to Shaun i.e me who correctly predicted that progressive rock legend Jon Hiseman of Colosseum and the Graham Bond Organisation would be the next dead dude.He died early this morning aged 73.He is survived by his wife Barbara who was a fellow member of Colosseum.

On to Deadpool 95:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Charles Krauthammer
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Leslie Grantham
John McCain

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [95]

  1. Jimmy Carter
    Clive James
    Doris Day
    Franco Zeferreli
    Vera Lynn

    Cressida Strapon needs to take a good long look at Shaun. He knows too much.

  2. Yoko Ono
    Englebert Humperdink
    Ringo Starr
    Keef Richards
    Pete Townsend

    (Spelling corrected by Admin. Please don’t be a cunt)

  3. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    Michael York

    Shaun is the Grim Reaper and I claim my five pounds…

  4. Camilla Parker-Bpwles
    Jilly Cooper
    Emma Watson
    Emma Thompson
    Laura Kuentsberg

    Did ET get Damed for panto activities, like a certain Pantomime Princess ?

  5. Fuck you Shaun for nicking me nom Chales Krauthammer while they are still sticking morphine lines in the cunt.And a blistering fuck to all you other cunts who have likewise stolen me noms from ages past. May I wish you all a night of pleasure (without lubrication) with Nicola (I smell fish) Sturgeon. Bugger me blood pressure. Down boy.

    To bizzo:

    Barry Manilow
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Doris Day
    Roy Hudd
    Val Kilmer

  6. Bloody hell Shaun ots getting bit suspicious .

    Leaslie Grantham
    Dick Van Dyke
    Angela Lansbury
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
    James Earl Jones

  7. Ken Leach, sorry Louse, er I mean Loach.

    If they could find a means to turn film into toilet paper, I’d willingly stretch out ‘I, Daniel Blake’ to as many Stygian-filth streaked sheets as possible.

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