Congratulation to Shaun i.e me who correctly predicted that progressive rock legend Jon Hiseman of Colosseum and the Graham Bond Organisation would be the next dead dude.He died early this morning aged 73.He is survived by his wife Barbara who was a fellow member of Colosseum.
On to Deadpool 95:
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My picks (Shaun)
Charles Krauthammer
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Leslie Grantham
John McCain
Jimmy Carter
Clive James
Doris Day
Franco Zeferreli
Vera Lynn
Cressida Strapon needs to take a good long look at Shaun. He knows too much.
1
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Betty White
Burt Reynolds
Bridget Bardot
0
Raul Castro
George Bush Snr
Baroness Trumpington
Stirling Moss
Nobby Stiles
0
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Madeleine albright
Barbara Windsor
0
Yoko Ono
Englebert Humperdink
Ringo Starr
Keef Richards
Pete Townsend
(Spelling corrected by Admin. Please don’t be a cunt)
0
You have also removed Yoko’s middle name but left Keef’s misspelling. I am a cunt.
1
June Brown
Andrew Marr
Bill Turnbull
Henry Kissinger
Herman Wouk
0
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Olivia de Havilland
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Lord Carrington
0
Pierre Cardin
Stan Lee
Stirling Moss
Prunella Scales
Vera Lynn
0
Nicholas Parsons
Kenneth Clarke
Paul McCartney
Tony Blair
‘Lord’ Mandelson
0
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
James Randi
Robert Mugabe
George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)
0
I think maybe Shaun is a hitman.
2
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
Michael York
Shaun is the Grim Reaper and I claim my five pounds…
0
Leslie Grantham gravely ill. Shaun has struck again.
0
Willy Nelson
Willy Thorne
Jill Gascoine
John Craven
Baroness Trumpington.
Good Shot, Shaun.
0
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley
Billy Connelly
Nicola Sturgeon
Clint Eastwood
0
Gary Lineker
Gina Miller
Diane Abbottopotamus
Appeaser May
Andre Herrera
(I wish)
1
Ander* Herrera
0
John Romita Sr
Steve Ditko
Harley Race
Ole Anderson
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
0
Billy Graham is already dead
0
Superstar Billy Graham is a wrestler named after the late Evangelist.
1
Hillary Clinton
Nancy Pelosi
Vince Cable
John McDonnell
The Flabbopotomus
0
Good shot Shaun, again
Ray Reardon
Rula Lenska
Jackie Stallone
Kenneth Cope
Mikhail Gorbachev
0
Stanley Baxter
Martin Sheen
Bill Ward
Frank Field
Rupert Murdoch
0
Rupert Murdoch is Undead. Wasted vote, barring a stake and a crossroads.
2
I’m hoping for a face sitting fatality with his mong of a wife.
1
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Former Pope Benedict
0
Camilla Parker-Bpwles
Jilly Cooper
Emma Watson
Emma Thompson
Laura Kuentsberg
Did ET get Damed for panto activities, like a certain Pantomime Princess ?
0
Fuck you Shaun for nicking me nom Chales Krauthammer while they are still sticking morphine lines in the cunt.And a blistering fuck to all you other cunts who have likewise stolen me noms from ages past. May I wish you all a night of pleasure (without lubrication) with Nicola (I smell fish) Sturgeon. Bugger me blood pressure. Down boy.
To bizzo:
Barry Manilow
Giscard D’Estaing
Doris Day
Roy Hudd
Val Kilmer
0
Fuck you Frog. You’ve had me Doris away. I’ll have instead
Rhonda Fleming
0
Bill Treacher
Petula Clarke
Ray Kennedy
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Julie Goodyear
0
How could anyone wish the sainted Petula dead? Shame on you, Bastard.
0
Jimmy Page
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Lord Heseltine
Dick Cheney
John Major
0
Donald Sutherland
Bob Dole
Charles Aznavour
Jerry Stiller
Bob Hawke
0
Colosseum were a great band…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Bernard Hepton
Pete Murray
Cleo Laine
0
Lilley Allen
Lilley Allen
Lilley Allen
0
Kim Jung Un
David Bailey
Daniella Westbrook
George Bush Snr
Harry Benson
0
Bush taken. Dickie Davis instead.
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Neil Simon
Nile Rodgers
0
Bloody hell Shaun ots getting bit suspicious .
Leaslie Grantham
Dick Van Dyke
Angela Lansbury
Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)
James Earl Jones
0
Swap Grantham for Bob Barker
0