Lorraine Kelly

Lorraine Kelly is a cunt.

Can you believe she’s never been cunted?

The cunt is sayin ” let the memory of Jo help us bridge this great divide”
Memory of Jo?

No one knew the cunt until she tried catching bullets.

And the division was their doing not ours.

They are the ones who cannot accept anyone who goes against them or their thoughts.
They were the ones who labelled us all thick racists if we didn’t go along with popstar/actor dictators.

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the picnic basket and I thank all of you for putting up with my nonsense, but nor is Lorraine Kelly, yet she gets paid handsomely for spouting ideas she picks up from other soft soppy cunts.

That non stop gurning smile and squeeling is also the sign of fuckwittery and cuntitude.

I bet she wants every child to ride a unicorn at least once in their lives.

That’s all I’ve got the now, so in the words of many cunters, “someone should cunt Lorraine Kelly”.

Nominated by birdman.  (you have!)

186 thoughts on “Lorraine Kelly

  1. Splendid cunting indeed. A complete cunt to every man.

    Latterly she keeps posing in swimwear, attempting to show the world how good (in her mind) her body is. Put them away FFS!

    Her morning slot is good money for old rope. Many presenters could make a much better fist of the job than this silly oohhing and aahhing old trout.

    With all the charisma of roadkill, this is a perfectly justifiable cunting.

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  2. This square-jawed cunt, like Schofield and Lineker, is developing a late, ignorant political slant. I’m not really sure what these featherweight fucks think they are achieving going on such rants and crusades; it’s like some form of middle-age crisis.

    Or perhaps, Twitter has made every z-lister think that they are Martin Luther Fucking King, a few followers and they start preaching ill-founded bollocks. This insipid cunt also fawns over every fucking guest and even the shitest quality slacks from Primark.

    A final mention has to go to her ‘celeb correspondents’, especially that balding, short one who looks like a Turkish paedophile and the fucker stationed in Hollywood – the latter of which has to be the most deserving recipient of an unprovoked barrage of fists to the face – what a stratospheric cunt!

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    • I agree with you Empire, that scotch cunt in Hollywood looks like a slimey wanker who seems to think that because he can get close to all the glitterazi he is now actually one of them. I would imagine they all hate him and think he’s a cunt. Which is exactly what he is, the cunt.

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      • Is the Hollywood based scotcher a bit camp ? Although to take any interest in slebs lifestyles you’d have to be a bit of a vertiginous landscaper. Can’t stand her. Words fail me regarding this current crop of media politicians. Please put up and shut the fuck up.

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  3. Nice cunting birdman, especially as she is a virgin to ISAC!

    Don’t know much about her, except she is Scottish, is on daytime TV (nuff said) and seems to enjoy having her funbags half hanging out in loads of photos.

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  4. Ah yes…Lorraine IS becoming more of a luvvy day by day. She is (as I would say,) one of those cunts who is “all embracing”. That is not a good sign. Her recent comments on the mediterranean holiday packages for camel jockey’s and itinerant Chemical processors is really fucking irritating me. Those “poor unfortunates ” and the “wee souls” that they bring with them are fucking Europe well and truly, yet we have crunts like Kelly providing inspiration and encouragement for the army of the unwashed. Have you noticed that TV is producing clones of these “all embracing” types. They are spreading at an alarming rate. Kelly, yer a cunt and all hand wringing virtue signalling camel jockey loving cunts are all the same. Useless fuckers!

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  5. Luckily I tend to miss daytime TV but I am well aware of the cuntitude of Ms Kelly. It’s the voice, I’d have her bound and gagged, and not in the fun way.

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  6. Just before I forget and go off and earn me crust I’d like to say ‘poor old Timmy Tosser’.
    I bet the poor cunt hasn’t slept a wink since he was forced to go against his beliefs on gay sex. He must have been praying his arse off for forgiveness from the Lord. Too late now Timothy my boy, you said it. You will be judged!!

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  7. I know Lilly the musical mega mong is the most cunted person on isac, but would it be possible to give her yet another cunting, she has rocked up at the towering inferno offering people lifts and of course making sure everyone see,s here doing it…..Any way she can get her face in the press what a fucktard…..Also Adele has turned up to have a look,as if the now homeless havnt got enough going on…..
    The M O is wait for some reason for the press to be gathered anywhere in proper numbers and the use ant excuse to show up and take advantage of so many cameras in one place,oh and usually say something totally retarded…..

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    • Fucking celebs can now see how much extra fawning they can get from sycophantic Twatterati if they show up during a crisis/the aftermath. Cunt Grande showed how much limelight can be shone their way – nevermind the fucking paramedics and firefighters; who cares about the fuckers actually saving lives, eh?

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      • Suggestions that “GREEN energy issues were prioritised” at Grenfell Tower, and may well have contributed to disaster.

        I should like to nominate The Green Party for a corporate cunting…along with the others who will rightly get it in the neck

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  8. She’s fucking attractive compared to most scotch woman over the age of 30. They tend to be bloaters with no teeth and bad skin due to their diet of deep-fried Mars bars and Irn Bru. They usually have more tattoos than a Maori warrior,and a weight to match. Inevitably they are accompanied by a sallow,hollow-cheeked,jobless drug addict partner as they push their snotty-nosed,screaming benefit-ticket “wee’uns” along in pushchairs as they head for either the pub or chip-shop,all the time jabbering at their brood in some language which can only have been invented by a Tourette-suffering ,stroke-afflicted product of generations of inbreeding.

    Scotch women under the age of thirty can be OK,but over 30.. No fucking thank you….So for that reason,Lorraine Kelly isn’t a Cunt in my book because she’s one of the few not to morph into a total horror.

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  9. I reckon Lorraine should get Rickie on her show. For sheer entertainment value look no further than the latest at the penguin. He sure has hell doesn’t like his own medicine :

    “Im really pissed off withyou lot ffs you will not take a telling. im not rickie doubledaynand you are wasting your time you cuntbags and fuckpigs.that family is innocentand have nothing to do with me and you will be seen in a court of law to be wrong and you will all be prosecuted for your vile filth.I am not in the building business and you are wrong and my car is not a toyota with old rubbish in the back because I ride a motor bike and dont have a car. It was fun to start but you cunts are making it less than funny so fuck off and dont come back here you fuckpigs and shitebags are all the fucking same and call people sick names and cunt them and are racist cunts who Abbot will detect because she said she will look into internet cunts like you . we all know wich site you are from and this nwill ultimately be your downfall as the site will be closed following the inquiry that is going on . You asked for it and you are going to get it and I have no sympathy for you.The innocent people of this world will be far better off when youn are all barred fro isac. And that bastard Dio will get his consequence HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Fuck off fuckoff fuckofffuckofffuckoof”

    I’m shitting myself. “Consequences” Oh no! Sounds just like Project Fear all over again…

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    • Must admit, I’ve been looking at that site occasionally,…It’s fucking hilarious. The sad little fucker appears to be heading for a full-on meltdown. I can’t make head nor tail of half of it,but it seems that he spends a lot of time pretending to be someone else,and trolling himself…Very disturbed.

      Rickiebaiter appears to be his Nemesis,but it appears that Rickie is now so confused that he has taken that identity on also. Must say,he’s far better at belittling himself than I ever imagined possible.

      What a weird,pathetic soul he must be.

      Whoever it is winding the cunt up…Sterling work.

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      • Dick, it’s hysterical round there. They are ripping him a new arsehole round there. Top marks to them all.

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      • He’s sectionable.
        I’d also have him sent down at Her Majesty’s pleasure, for his heinous crimes against the English language !

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    • Just for the fun of it, I googled little hunchbacked rickie the other day, I got the autofill, of rickie, but just tapping do… brought me rickie doubleday Norfolk. I usually hate the autofill, but this made me laugh. Little hunchbacked rickie is famous-ish.

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      • Ah good old Doubledouche, he makes a good source of entertainment, it shows he’s useful for something after all!

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    • Is that the best the cunt can do. Realised he must be a bit retarded but he proves it once and for all in that garbage.

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      • It’s quite hilarious….. and disturbing, his behaviour that is.

        Credit to whoever is driving the cunt insane though.

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  10. Memory of Jo?! This is griefjacking to the extreme I can’t even.. her name lately is being invoked at everytime someone dies and every terrorist attack Fuck Jo with a rusty screwdriver Fuck Jo in the arsehole. The cunt was a ruthless advocate of immigration and some way shares some responsibility in these recent terrorist attacks. Next time I fart I’m sure someone will mention blessed Jo and what a kind women she was lol I mean Cunts are talking about her like she’s Jesus Christ or something

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    • Agree, TitSlapper… Saint Jo Of The Blessed Cox did not give a fuck about British working people, pensioners, the unemployed (unless they were benefits raping johnny foreigner cunts!), and she was an ‘I’m right! You’re wrong!’ Remainer cunt too…

      And as for Archbishop Brendan?… I’m surprised he hasn’t had his wife stuffed and toured the country with her to make money… The man is a total disgrace…

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  11. David Lammy M.P has saved the country millions of pounds by doing away with the need for any enquiry into the London tower-block fire. This expert in building,engineering,fire prevention etc. has decided that it was “Corporate Manslaughter” and people should be jailed….Way to jump the gun,you uppity wanker.

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    • I don’t think we understand Dick. He’s black so he must be right. We whitey’s really should know our place shouldn’t we ?

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    • David Flabby, an expert on Law, of course. The man who suggested Brexit should be overturned. Maybe, be should be barred from practising law by the Law Society.

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    • Lammy is a monumental cunt but I will cut him a little slack on this one.He lost a friend in the fire so is understandably angry and not thinking straight due to grief.He shouldnt have gone on the radio while he was processing it all.

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  12. Even the fat arsed blimp Adele waddled over to west London to comfort the victims and attend a vigil, is their no end to their suffering? Perhaps she’s looking to pull an Ariana Grande and get a Grenfell Tower charity cuntfest in the works.

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  13. i’m a bit reluctant to post this. i know its a terrible disaster and the death toll will probably be in the 100s , no one deserves to die like that but fuck me . Grenfell Tower known locally as ‘ The Tower of Babylon. ‘ apparently the occupants of the tower were 90 % Muslim. anyone watching the coverage and seeing the residents being interviewed can’t fail to be struck that its like the United fucking Nations, people from all over the fuckin world . what the fuck are they all doing here? who thought it was a good idea? what are the benefits? did any body ask us if we wanted it? Jo fuckin Cox might have thought it a marvellous idea but the majority who think it isnt have been silent for too long. no point kicking up a stink now it’s a done deal, get used to it.

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    • Fair comment, and very appropriate. Quite a few interviewed spoke very little English. All are reported as “poor” and hence people are now raising funds to buy them whatever. So, yes, a fair point, what is the value to our society?

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    • They’re now saying that the final total may never be known, I’d suggest that they contact the benefits office and find out how many haven’t been cashing their Giro. Of course this might be a bit misleading because some of them will have been making multiple claims under different names.

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        • I don’t think so, I’d imagine every occupant was receiving some kind of benefit,particularly housing benefit.

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      • “They’re now saying that the final total may never be known”

        Doesn’t that clearly imply that there may have been a number of illegals in that building? Otherwise, I would imagine tenancy agreements etc would be pretty easy to track. Obviously none of the fucking Liberati will dare draw attention to that, of course.

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    • It’s an infestation, Richard… I attended the funeral of one of the young Manchester Arena victims in Bury the other week… Most people (Brit OAPs out and about, a couple of Polish lads) paid their respects and stood silently as the hearse travelled by to the church…. But Bury centre was also full of these muslamists… Mostly parking stanley wimmin with their hordes of uncontrollable spolit brats, and they showed no respect for the occasion… Just doing what they do every day: clogging up the town centre, blowing all their benefits, and acting like they owned the place… Not one acknowleged the procession or the occasion… They simply didn’t give a fuck about the dead girl in the hearse or her family… They really do have no fucking respect for British life, British values or British people…

      As you rightly say: the tower block fire is a genuine tragedy, but we are becoming strangers in our own land…

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      • maybe i’m a bit naive but we have a housing problem don’t we. ? we are constantly told more houses need to be built. and yet the council is able to find homes for 120 families, the vast majority foriegners in Grenfell house. is it too simplistic to say that if we hadn’t allowed those families into the UK then Grenfell Tower would be full of British families and the housing shortage crisis would be somewhat ameliorated? ? we cannot solve the problems of the whole world, we have our own problems, that may sound mean spirited but whats the alternative. let everyone in? Adele and lilymong could help the current situtation in Kensington by taking home a few who have lost their homes in their chaffaur driven cars. maybe they have.

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        • Been saying it for years now mate there wouldn’t be a housing problem, lack of police, lack of hospital s,schools , lack of ambulance s, clogged roads and public transport if we didn’t keep importing 3rd world benefit sponge s.

          Around 330,000 Brits leave this country every year for new lifes, we import over 600,000 most very low end and low skilled .

          That’s 270,000 extra non native ppl coming into our green and formally pleasant land each and every year . With these numbers the shortages to all our services is only going to continue and wages will never go up either.

          Where i live it is in London but not to Central so there was nice green areas and nice neighborhood s and busy but not to bad.

          Over last few years its become a nightmare, roads are more jammed them ever , hospitals s/police stations/ fire stations that haven’t been closed down and the land sold off to build pvt flats are chronically over full and under staffed.

          Trains and buses are the same as are all other services here all at breaking point with less money and resources them they had before but with more demand .

          It makes me so sick to know that there are British born ppl who have paid taxes and are homeless or cannot get the services they paid for because some cunts from the 3rd world somehow are more eligible then them.

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          • ‘330’000′ Brits leave every year, 600,000 arrive. would it be safe to assume that most of those leaving are white british whilst most arriving are either asian or african?. is it any wonder the make up of towns and cities across the cuntry are being changed beyond recognition ? now i suppose we could choose how to react to this, we could ‘ celebrate diversity ‘ or we could say no no no. i’m not happy , i don’t like it, i like my country how it was, when we had our own identity. i choose to think the latter. if that makes me a knuckle dragging neanderthal racist that so be it . i don’t give a shit.

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          • Go into any walk-in medical centre in any town and it will be cram jammed with ramjams… Parking Stanleys and their mass produced offspring… Queue jumping ‘Me want Doctor! Me no wait!’ cunts giving it large, while some poor old bugger is keeling over….

            And the cluster of bogo-bogo cunts who walk around Bury and Manchester… None of them (claim to) ‘Speaky English’, none of them can read prices on retail items (how convenient, eh?), all have walking sticks (yet you still see them in town every fucking day!), and all are wadded up with cash from the Department of Wogs and Pensions… If they don’t speak the language, don’t (or refuse to) work, and serve no purpose to British society, they should fuck off back up Banana Tree… Cunts…

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      • One upside to having all these Muslims here…is they help keep up sales figures, for my Muslim Extremist Car Bumper Sticker Business.

        Best sellers include….

        MY OTHER CAR IS A BOMB

        HONK IF YOU BEAT YOUR WIFE…

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        • When I was rushed into hospital with a head injury, someone complained about me being pushed in front of them because they had a sprained ankle. That is one of the few things that I remember.

          I suppose if it happened this evening I would be wheeled out into the car park while they made sure some peaceful cunt got his camel sorted out.

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          • If the van’s a-rockin’
            Don’t come knockin’

            Your goatbaby might be in the back…

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    • Everyone I know is saying the same thing in private.It is terrible under heart breaking to watch but when you look at all the foitage it really is like wheres wally.

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    • My worry is that they’ll find it was arson and then add up the percentage of peacefuls and immediately brand it as “hate crime”. I wouldn’t put it past ISIS to burn a few of their own just to turn it round on whitey.

      Sounds crazy? Think suicide bomber. These people are nuts..

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  14. It’s ‘Glasto’ (Yah! Fab! Brill!) time again, and time it was cunted again….
    Once a half decent festival (when it was the old CND Glastonbury gigs), this has long been an epic cuntfest for ‘Daddy’s paying’ student cunts, rich hippies, snowflake turds, assorted celebricunts, and total twats who think it’s ‘postmodern’ and ‘cool’ to sing along to chicken in a basket bollocks like Lionel Richie and Dolly Parton (not to mention Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris!)… Became an official laughing stock when that uppity autotuned spearchucka , Kanye Cunt, headlined this deluge of shite… But who they’ve got this year has even surpassed Supercunt Kayne… Kunty Perry will headline ‘Glasto’ this year… A manufactured, talentless, peanut brained, celeb beanbag, music industry whore (and complete snowflake, Sadiq Khan dicksucker, and IS apoloigist cunt) is the best that hippy cunt Eavis can do?…. Hilarious…

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    • Was never really that keen on Glastonbury, after the early 70, and with only a few exceptions, it became mediocre at best and fucking atrocious at its worst. Isle of Wight was far superior. Nowadays, plastic garden gnomes get superstar billing. FFS!

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    • Glastonbury has sadly degenerated into more of a fashion show than a festival. Spearheaded of course by absolute cunts like Cara Delevingne.

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    • Well timed Norman. Just seen the “advert” on BBC for this middle class shit fest. Three black people chucking powder about. Don’t think there’ll be three black people at the festival. It’s all yurts, granola, £300 wellies and quinoa. We’ll have No eyes Whiley spouting shite, that’s Scots one Edith Bowlegs spouting shite, and everyone else without a jot of musical knowledge. Absolutely talentless shower of pc wank …..and BBC still asking fucking ridiculous and tasteless questions about the fire

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  15. I would like to nominate that bow-legged, saggy-arsed old cunt Linda Robson for a much needed, most severe cunting. I have been meaning to cunt the knock-kneed old trouting cunt for ages, but keep forgetting to do so. I read a couple of months ago that she was getting her kit off, or doing some fucking bikini thing for her 70th birthday or something, I do hope that it did not happen. I also remember reading that she wasn’t going to get a face-lift either, good job an all, she’d end up with her old mingebox where her necks supposed to be.

    My pot-bellied father insisted that birds of a feather was on when I was a kid because he fancied Linda Robson, I was about eight when it started, and thought that she was disgusting. Being that age, I didn’t think much of Sharon either, but Dorien made me want to watch it, she reminded me of a teacher at school. Apart from that, I have just somehow remembered a lad being stabbed in London a few years ago, he was a friend of this fish-faced old trollop’s son, and that she tried to re-launch her career on the back of this.

    While I am blathering away, please may I suggest a picture of John Zoidberg from Futurama without his shell for the cunting, I would assume that she looks quite him this with her saggy old bangers out

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    • Top cunting. Linda Robson is a veritable cunt. Loose Women is best described as an unbalanced show, primarily because it is so top-heavy with massive cunts.

      And Jesus, the thought of that old blubber getting her kit off, pitifully dragging her grotesquely distended and well-used genitals behind her, has put me right off my ham sandwich. Cheers for that, Ram it Home.

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      • I remember this cunt when he had his hand up that gopher cunt. The bbc did good programs them, cant remember what the fuck they were, but they were better than the prime time shit that they most probably put out now.

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    • I fucking loathed Linda Robson and Pauline Quirke ever since I saw that ‘Pauline’s Quirks’ show on Granada in the 70s… They had a terribly crap group on the show regularly… Flintlock, I think they were called… They were like a prototype One Direction…

      Then, of course, there was the diabolical Cunts Of A Feather… Glamourising mockney criminal types and lagslags… Now both Robson and Quirke are confined to scraping the bottom end of the ‘wimmin’s magazine’ market… Appearing with other G-Listers like Nadia Sawalah, Natalie ‘Stallone’ Cassidy, Coleen Nolan (cunt), Fern Britton, and other old witches, as they shamelessly babble on about their ‘weight problems’ and what dildo they are using this week…

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  16. Astonished that he has only received a solitary entry on here, I want to put fake fucko extraordinaire Philip Schofield up for a solid cuntwalling.

    This ubiquitous sneering twat, wheeled out on an alarmingly regular basis to present ITV’s disposable shite, as well as his daily giggling sessions with vacuous blow-up doll impersonator Holly Willoughby, is a depleted-Uranium grade shitcunt. His list of cuntable offences is indeed long and damning, but what made me notice the magnitude of this cunt was his ‘paedo-gate’ debacle on This Morning several years back. His little stunt in railroading David Cameron (who I definitely have no love for), fanning the flames of the whole Lord McAlpine saga, was self-indulgent bollocks at its finest. Schofield gloriously, and predictably, got truly out of his fucking depth when veering into ill-judged topical vigilante mode; resulting in a £125,000 fine for ITV, and egg-on-the face of this greying cunt as his employers forced him to make a grovelling live apology after the event.

    At some point, this fucker was resurrected from the grave of failed TV presenters – Scuntfield spent his peak years locked in a BBC broom cupboard talking to children, with his hand shoved up the rectum of his arguably more talented stuffed synthetic co-host. Once that gig was over, that should have been the end of him; but tragically some fucker in the early 2000s decided that Schofield would make the perfect foil for lying greedy fat cunt Fern Britton on ITVs excremental flagship morning programme. This insufferable bastard has not been off the fucking screens ever since.

    Despite the veneer of his family-fucking-friendly shtick, Schofield truly belongs to the Elite Corps of absolute cunts. Throw in the now almost obligatory preaching Twatterati luvvie behaviour exhibited by all these middle-aged TV ‘zlebs’, and you have a specimen with one of the highest cunt-to-weight ratios in the entire British Isles.

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    • Schofield has been a cunt ever since he first appeared on children’s BBC in the 80s… Back in the day I always used to have a gander at my sister’s ‘Smash Hits’ magazine… It was always a good read: a real laugh and featured proper bands most of the time… Then one day in 87 they put that cunt, Philip Schofield, on the cover (apparently he was the best looking bloke of 1987, if you can fucking believe that!)…. It (along with those cunts, Kylie and Jason) killed Smash Hits stone dead… From The Jam, The Specials, and New Order to a hairsprayed ponce and Gordon, his cunting glove puppet….

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        • I’m sorry, but fern britton is a wobbly old bag of shit. She almost fell out of her chair laughing when a bloke came on her ‘program’ and told her that he had breast cancer. Imagine if that had been the other way around. She’s a big titted old walrus, and I would rather look at that 50 stone fat cunt who was on aol the other day. The one who got pregnant, however the fat cunt did that.

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  17. I’ve been trying to figure why I’m having such a hard time feeling any sympathy for the victims of this tower fire, I know I’m a cunt but I didn’t think I was a heartless cunt.

    Is it because most of them look like they shouldn’t even be in the UK? nope, most of the country is filled with the world’s flotsam and jetsam who suck resources like parasites and then reproduce. I include all the British trash in that comment.

    I think it’s because modern life has turned personal tragedy into a side show of false sympathy, a Roman Spectacle in which any cunt that happens to be around can be part of.

    The 24 hr ghoulish coverage by the BBC, the Twattersphere, Cuntbook, fundraising, giving pages, crowd funding, grief jacking all dilute the event to no more than a bunch of cunts seeking attention.

    I do feel for the poor people in this fire, nobody should have to be burned to a crisp but all the above make it hard for me to actually have empathy for them.

    If that makes me a cunt then so be it.

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    • Same here. I don’t know how most people can’t be frustrated by all the grief-thieves that operate after a crisis. But so many fuckers just lap it up.

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    • I have an attitude of “They’re nothing to do with me,so,to be honest, I don’t really care.” I believe that a lot of people feel that they should make the right noises and “empathise”,when,deep down,they’re just saying what they believe shows them in a good light.

      At least I’m honest about it to myself. I don’t care about people and events which have nothing to do with me.

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      • It’s an awful way to go, but we all know that this will be overblown to epic proportions.

        To paraphrase an old quote – 17 deaths are a tragedy, a million is a statistic.

        Forgive me for also saying this but it seems to be lost on the public at large that 95% of the tenants are not native to the UK. Suppose that makes me a heartless git for saying that in the eyes of many though….

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        • Sssshhhhh better not say that in public, the snowflake mob will lynch you.

          As has been stated before, this is another result of mass, uncontrolled immigration and the cack handed manner in which successive governments have handled it.

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    • Very astute observation Mr Mc Spank.

      Personally I’m quite pleased a tower block full of wogs went up in smoke. It would bother me not a jot to see it on a weekly basis.

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  18. Following the tragedy in London, the media are making a lot of the visuals depicting hordes of well meaning fuckwits donating tons of fresh food , water blankets and paraffin stoves. For fucks sake. The response is well meaning, and the giving appropriate to the needs of a disaster in the fucking Himalayas, but certainly not in central London. How in fucks name are people to cook food?
    The point of my rant, is that every Police area has a disaster plan to implement, and that plan includes mass casualties including deaths. It also accounts for loss of homes and makes emergency provision for all eventualities. What we see are pictures of people rooting through piles of clothes , mountains of food that will never be used and hordes of yahoos “doing their whiteman bit, jolly hockey sticks and all that shite. The disaster happened, the services can cope and we should leave the professionals to get on with it. Sending in “Superstars” to pout for selfies, and coo and hug for the cameras, has turned this human tragedy into a fucking ego and virtue signalling fucking fiasco.

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    • Did people really donate paraffin stoves? Like the ones used for camping?

      For outdoor use only. Fucking hell, if people start cooking on those indoors, the fire brigade are going to have a busy summer.

      London’s burning…..too right it will be.

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  19. did Adele and Lilymong really show up on the scene?. thinking about it i find it hard to believe that they could in any way think that, that was a good idea. any proof?

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    • I think that old adele and lilly mong would make a rather good spit roast, I mean, beggers can’t be choosers can they. adele should keep a few hundred people fed for a good few days.

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  20. Cant say i have ever heard anything of any substance come from Loraine Kelly s mouth ,all drivel.

    But i love older women and she is one of my favs would love to show her a good night , before telling her afterwards how shes a daft cunt 😁

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    • She hates the English, that’s got to be number two for her being cunted… number one being that ‘cam near me an i’ll saw ya face arf” look. The cunt.

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  21. Another utterly talentless cunt who’s gone far further than she should have, she used to do the cheery wee bonnie lass routine that’s been dropped and she’s just joined all the other annoying Cunts who tell us what to think, to do etc etc, well I’ve got news for those fuckwits the penny has dropped with a lot of people, so keep your bull shit ideas and go fuck yourself!
    Also I’m sick and fucking tired of jo cox mania!! Every Cunts at it!!
    Go away!! Shoo!! ….,.

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  22. Has anyone heard from B&WC? Is he still on that stag night? Just wondering as he lives at Notting Hill.

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  23. This is not a cunting. But a word of thanks to all of you who contribute to this site.
    It’s reassuring to know that you are not the only one who views and recognises the insanity around us.
    Last week I cremated a friend or to be precise I watched a box of bits go into an incinerator.
    He had chosen to head but a freight train
    Maybe if I had introduced him to you he would still be here. Maybe if isac was advertised at railway crossings instead of the Samaritans Things would be different.
    Thank you all for your postings and nominations.
    ☆☆☆☆☆☆none of the above is relevant to the inbred Ricky Doubleday who has carnal knowledge of his grandmother.

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    • Back on Lorraine Kelly….uurgh what a thought.

      She’s a Scottish Fag Hag.
      She surrounds herself with poofs
      On her show:
      The Main Chef, the showbiz reporter, the fashion reporter and most of her guests are poofs too. She bangs on about queer and trannys and says they must be celebrated.
      Oh must they? Really?

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      • Yeah, why should they be celebrated? They’re nit any better than the rest of us.

        They eat, sleep and shit like the rest of us. They want a fucking medal or something for their sexuality?

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          • I’d assume that at least 50% of them have to wear a nappy….or some kind of a bung.

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    • Sorry to hear about your friend. I have had 2 friends checkout (maybe its me) – must take alot of guts – or pain. And not for the reasons peacefuls do it.

      Fuck that shit.

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  24. If the Mail is to be believed, then the Grenfell fire was thanks to an Ethiopian taxi driver’s faulty fridge.

    I can feel a cunting brewing for Bob Geldof…

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  25. I try not to be a cynical cunt all the time but the ABBC muslim PR machine is in full swing, last few weeks blowing us up with nail bombs and running us down with vans, today opening mosques for shelter and handing out food and clothing following tower block fire.

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  26. Suckdick went to the Tower of Babel today to get some camera time in and got heckled by his own mob. Cunt shat himself.
    I’m sick of all these fucking dogooders piling up clothes for the deprived that we all know are going to be on market stalls next week.
    Heard some cunt on a radio phone in saying he drove from Peterbrough to “help out.” So after draining his phone battery telling everyone he knows what a fucking hero he is he thought he’d try and reach a wider audience. Self-absorbed up his own arse CUNT!

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    • Most of that stuff will end up on car boot sales, rags for cash, local people’s fridges etc

      It’s almost like people are waiting for the next disaster so they can act like cunts.

      Two quotes from today.

      Random sambo……”it’s cos its like da local community init, pullin togever, like…for da community”

      Labour Party nobody…..”we have to fill the area with love”

      Drug dealing cunts and worthless political fuckwits.

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  27. Floyd Mayweather has agreed a mixed martial arts contest against Conor McGregor in Las Vegas on August 26th. Mayweather is famous for using any means possible to give himself an advantage over his opponent in order to remain unbeaten. In recent years he has been allowed to choose the dates and venues of his contests and has hand-picked opponents who he knew wouldn’t give him a problem, either because they were past it or were carrying an injury. It surprises me that he would now be willing to risk defeat by competing under a different set of rules against an experienced MMA fighter. I might have to change my opinion of him, maybe he isn’t such a blatant coward after all.
    Oh wait, I’ve got it wrong! It isn’t going to be MMA rules after all, it’s going to be a boxing match. Against an opponent who has never boxed professionally in his life before. Ah well. Some things never change.

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  28. What a cunt! Just missed my cunting train. They changed the platform and didn’t tell any cunt. Then get some chippy paki cunt tell me its my own fault for not paying enough attension. Well I wasn’t the only one, about half a dozen of us missed the cunt. Now I’ll get another chippy paki cunt telling me my ticket isn’t valid on a later train.

    And its not like they are fucking shy with their prices either. Cunts.

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  29. Apologies for further Grenfell hijacking on Lorraine Kelly’s cunting, but I see this is being spun across the TV networks as a pity party for Muslims. Yes, it is that stark. Every shot of the ‘crestfallen community’ is wall-to-wall hijab and niqab territory. What better way to salve the public mistrust of Islam then to paint them as victims of such a terrible incident?

    Clarifications. I wouldn’t wish this level of death, loss, danger on anyone. I know how cynical the above comes across. And I don’t expect everyone to agree. But like others, I am struggling to be empathetic for many reasons. And going full confessional, yes, there’s an element of ‘now your community can understand loss on a grand scale’.

    Might not be a popular view. But I won’t be the only one holding it.

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    • I am of the same opinion. It is becoming an unsavoury propaganda exercise and is fuelled by media attempting to make media “gains” over the establishment. I am sickened by the behaviour of reporters and the portrayal of “Refugees” in distress. The Disaster Plan has been hi-jacked and I simply can’t believe what I have seen. The fuckwit whites dispensing charity to demonstrate there worthiness is quite disgusting. Do I feel sorry for the victims,? I don’t really know, I was, but all this hype has made me feel quite cynical. BTW, a good and honest post.

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    • Agree entirely. You are NOT cynical, you just recognise that if it looks like a turd, smells like a turd…

      I wonder how long it will be before the Muslime Cuntcil of Great Britain blame Christians for this fire…

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  30. BTW Birmingham Newstreet looks like downtown moga-fucking-dishoo. Expecting an aluha ashtray any minute. My arse is twitching like a rabits nose.

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  31. The homes of rich people in Kensington should be seized for Grenfell Tower victims, says Steptoe Corbyn….

    Well, they could start with Lily Mong’s mansion… Wonder how ‘bleeding heart’ old spaz features would be if this actually happened…

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    • I can imagine…

      “GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU SMELLY PLEBS!!!”

      That would be a joy to watch…

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        • Corbyn should just piss off with this cheap point scoring, making a point of visiting the residents.

          Why should May visit them? A visit from the PM is hardly any comfort for those who lost their homes and/or loved ones.

          Corbyn and Harriet Harperson can go choke on one. Opportunistic cunts.

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    • Just shows that the old cunt wouldn’t think twice about taking people’s property under State control,and giving it to the “needy”. We’d best all prepare to have a “disadvantaged” family billeted on us if the bastard ever takes control,which,considering the state of the present government,isn’t impossible.

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    • Who the fuck is Corbyn to say one persons home should be seized to house another? Why just Kensington, why not some rich compared to most of us old cunt who leads the Labour party.

      The politics of envy in action but it demonstrates why the man is so dangerous and not fit to lead. What he is saying is destroy someone elses life to fix someone he deems deserving. So lets say you make the rich person homeless and seize everything they have, what next you commie cunt? Whose home do you seize to house the homeless poor family you just created?

      Thick as shit and half as useful.

      JEREMY CORBYN YOU ARE A FUCKING CUNT AND ENEMY OF ALL THE PEOPLE

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      • So Corbyn doesn’t find all life equal….. he despises rich people and wants to use their homes to house other people…….. now where have we heard that one before?

        Lenin – well done Comrade, you make me proud.

        And so many people voted for this cunt.

        Fuck, I think the gene pool in the Uk needs a spot of purging here.

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        • I am beginning to think that a high proportion of the UK voting population is as thick as a castle wall.

          Unless the proportion of very low earners or dole bludgers has now reached a tipping point and they are eager to see the Corbyn politics of envy in full swing.

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  32. I want to give the wind a good cunting.
    I was eating a burrito for lunch today when a sudden gust blew over the tiny pot of ultra-hot chili sauce which comes with the burrito. In heroic fashion I gave both the wind and the pot a well-deserved verbal cunting for the inconvenience they had caused me. This pissed my missus off something chronic and she attacked my shoulder with both of her fists, causing me to spill some burrito on my shirt as I adopted a defensive pose.
    Bloody fucking wind.

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  33. The angry left is a cunt.

    Think about trumps election campaign… Promising hope to the forgotten, promising things that were never going to be a reality, blaming everything from war to disease on the opposition, getting the twitterati fired up beyond belief, spreading fake news, repeating the same lies, shouting down the opposition, crowding out media viewpoints and telling everyone they are biased… And most of all taking a superior high road upon all else.

    Now replace trump in the opening of the above with Corbyn… Could be either campaign but the result of election would be the same… In 100 days of Corbyn being PM we would all have realised what a terrible fraud he was and that for the next five years we would be stuck with a lying lunatic incapable of achieving one tenth of his promise.

    Before Corbyn we were suffering from the perpetually offended and angry twitterati…. The left were suffering from being virtually non existent… Corbyn has now combined the two and given us the angry left… And we are now fucked because of it… Cunts.

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    • God help us all if this cunt ever got into power.

      I’m quite serious when I say that should that abomination ever happen, I hope MI5 or the ”dark forces” take him and his lunatic fringe cronies out.

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      • Compo and his followers remind me, at best, of the daft old cunt of a priest in the 1953 War of the Worlds film.
        Marching towards the homicidal Martians armed only with blind faith in a book of old bollocks.
        Guess what happened to him…

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        • The same thing we all wish would happen to Steptoes Corbyn and the Momentum cunts?

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          • Incineration by Martian death ray?

            I could live with that…

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          • Be even better if we were the ones wielding the Martian Deaths rays.

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  34. People eulogising Anita Pallenberg are cunts… Such a load of crap has been spouted since news of her demise broke… All this ‘She was a Stone’ and ‘Sixth Stone’ bollocks… Anyone who thinks she had any influence on their live or recorded work is a complete cunt… She was a groupie who got lucky, and nearly went through the whole band (by fucking them)… Then there’s the shite about how ‘She changed the way we all dressed’… Complete bullshit,of course… And as a human being?… A smackhead who couldn’t even look after her own kids, and we won’t even go into the 17 year old who was killed in her bedroom… Her young son was in the house when her teenage toyboy (cough) shot himself…

    It’s a grief circus when any rock star passes away (Bowie, Prince etc), but now groupies are getting the treatment too?… The mind boggles…

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    • Guess the standards for being a sleb are even lower than we suspected. Now groupie whores are being eulogised? Christ what next, slebs gardeners? People who once shook their hand?

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      • Seems to be a lot of that these days Emperor. The first case would be Diana – from maligned to Sainted overnight!

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        • Apparently, the dear residents of the self combusting tower block are complaining that Teresa May had not spoken to them. Good for her. Unlike Steptoe and Kunty Khan she’s not shamelessly using a tragedy for self publicity.
          Proof again what cunts they are compared to her.

          Alright, she’s one as well but just not in this instance.

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          • At the risk of appearing heartless, also she has other matters to attend to – like running the fucking country for instance!

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        • I really do despise these bouts of cheap political point scoring.

          So much for Cuntface Corbyn’s brand of ”gentle” politics, his politics are just as low-rent and grubby as the rest, if not more because of the bastards and his Commie Crew try to make out that they’re nice, benevolent human beings when the opposite is true.

          P.S, where the hell’s Birdman, first cunting of his in ages and he ain’t about!

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          • Too be fair she wasn’t really a groupie per se, she was a actress and a it girl socialite before the stones. So she had a bit of a name for herself, Don’t mean to get technical Norm but groupie she was not.

            She was also a drug provider and a whorish muse and if accounts are right a black magic witch and certified bitch

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        • An actress who was so crap they had to overdub Fenella Fielding’s voice over her part in Barbarella… Pallenberg was, unlike Marianne Faithfull, unknown to the social whirl of swinging 60s Britain, and only her hooking Brian Jones in Munich got her into that world…. She was despised by Loog Oldham, Watts, Wyman, Taylor and Stu, and eventually, Jones too… And going from shagging Brian, to shagging Keith, to shagging Mick is actually supergroupie standard… She is/was famous simply for being a Rolling Stones fuck buddy…. Nobody would give a fuck otherwise…

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          • I was just saying she wasn’t nameless like most groupies are The stones had plenty of throw a way groupies. Definitely a slut not debating that.

            She certaintly didn’t change the way I dress and the 6th stone thing is ridiculous I agree. Ian stewart would be the 6th stone and oldham could be considered the 7th stone from a collaborators perspective

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          • No worries, TitSlapper old pal… Pallenberg was like Germaine Greer or Pamela Des Barres in the 60s: a groupie, but a just a more high profile and high maintenance one… A bit like certain WAGs with footballers today (like Wayne Rooney’s hookers)… I bet Brian (and Bill and Charlie) cursed the day he ever met her… Keef’s mother, Doris, loathed her too… Close Stones associate in the 60s, Christopher Gibbs, actually said about Pallenberg: ‘If we were in another time, she (Anita) would have been burned as a witch…’

            And wasn’t it Bianca Jagger who said Pallenberg was like a cross between a wolf and a shark?…

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  35. Ten quid says there was fuck all in the Ethiopians’ fridge.

    Those cunts will go to extreme measures to get something to eat.
    When I worked over there…. I was tail gunner on a garbage truck….

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    • Thinking about the Manchester Arena and London Bridge deaths (not to mention Westminster, Paris, 9/11,Berlin, Nice etc), if one believed in that sort of thing, some could say that muzzies coppping it in that tower block could possibly be ‘Cashback!’ as Alan Partridge might say…

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  36. JR, I think this country has gone mad.

    A 10 million pound refurbishment @80k per flat, just to make the building look “pretty” and meet some sort of carbon emission target, turned the whole building into a blow torch.

    This is then spun into some sort of “evil Tory cuts” diatribe.

    I give up, I really do

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    • It’s the same every time.

      If these cunts could they’d blame ”evil Tory cuts” for the extinction of the Dinosaurs, the Roman conquests, the Black Death, cancer and 9/11!

      Makes you despair at the rank stupidity of people doesn’t it?

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      • Pretty much all we can do. That and pray these snowflakes and their ilk all get theirs.

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  37. Those cunts donating bottled water to the Tower fire tragedy, need a good cunting,
    piss taking cunts, its a bit too late for that, the horse as bolted, all those poor “cockneys” have perished.

    Fatty Thornberry on QT is a cunt

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    • Ugh, I’m passing on QT, not good for the peace of mind, especially when I have a promotion interview tomorrow. Also, I can;t stand that smug looking White Abbott.

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      • Won’t watch it any more, it’s the equivalent of inviting a bunch of cunts you know you ain’t gonna like into your house. If you watch it willingly you deserve what ya get.

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          • I want to bludgeon that corpulent, opinionated, gobshite Thornberry. She is a lardy fucking socialist.

            I also want to punch that fucking old woman Norman Lamb right in the nuts.

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    • Am much relieved I missed Dingleberry. A sort of obese, down-market Sybil Fawlty, minus the charm…

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      • Thornbwrry reminds of an uglier fatter version of Hyacinth Bucket except for the patriotism.

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  38. Guess which talentless gobshite wench has been mouthing again? Yep, Lilly Mong. Apparently, she’s a fully trained fire investigator, because she’s telling everyone that the true death toll in the high rise fire is actually 150. She arrived at this figure after carrying out a thorough investigation of the building, and finding ALL the bodies of the people currently missing. Actually, she didn’t. She just turned up on site and told Jon Snow, who is also a lefty, white poppy wearing cunt. I know lefties are shameless cunts, but to get yourself some publicity out of something that has cost innocent people their lives? That takes a special kind of mega cunty cunt.

    I’m really hoping the Mong will shut the fuck up for a few months now.

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    • She is really showing her true attention seeking colours here.You cant speculate on a news program about an amount that cannot yet be quamtified.Everyone knows the death count reported is confirmed deaths and that more people are dead but newscasters and the government can pluck a figure out of thin air although Diane Abbot has announced that the death toll is about 300 000.

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    • Lily Mong on Newsnight after a major disaster?!
      Is this what British news has become?!…. Getting a spaz faced attention whore popbitch gobshite to comment on multiple deaths?!

      What the fuck is next?! Miley Cyrus being asked about the Tu-144 crash at the 1973 Paris Air Show?! Kunty Perry’s documentary about Hiroshima?! A new book called ‘The London Blitz’ by Ariana Grande?!

      Fucking hell….

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  39. Got here at last.
    Slow internet connection again, and this is the first time I’ve managed to load the page today.
    The strange thing is, I’ve also lost my voice.
    Last night it was a bit raspy, and today, nothing, not a sound.
    Totally mute.
    So i haven’t spoken to any cunt all day without a note pad and pen, and couldn’t even converse here.
    That’s weird, innit?

    Silenced on both fronts.

    I needed skins earlier and had to make the gesture of rolling a doob and smoking it to the kiosk guy.
    Fuckin embarrassing.

    My workmates will be chuffed if it doesn’t get sorted though. They wont have to put up with my singing all day.

    Any way losing yer voice is a cunt. 🙂

    —————————

    It is weird being out of Britain and seeing pictures of the residents of the tower block.
    Either they are mostly Muslimes or sandals and socks is the latest fashion in london.

    It’s crazy that they are getting donations, as Asimplearsehole pointed out.
    And why should the prime minister be there?

    That fat tongued cunt Jamie Oliver tweet of support and offer of help was a shameless advert for his chain of eateries.
    “To any of the 100’s of FAMILIES effected by this terrible fire at Grenfell Tower Notting Hill today. You are all welcome to hang out in my restaurant and be fed and watered by my Jamie’s italian team”
    .
    Fuckin hang out?
    The team ?

    Hopefully i can get this slow shite sorted for tomorrow.
    Not really concerned about my voice.
    It’s actually refreshing not being able to have a conversation.
    A couple we know came around for an hour earlier and i got away with not having to join in their boring conversation.

    Goodnight/good morning, whatever. 🙂

    Here, how come goodnight is one word, yet good morning or good afternoon and good evening are two words.

    Fuck, sorry to go on. You can see i haven’t spoken all day. 🙂

    Toot toot, I’m oot!!!

    Pps. Sterling cunting, birdman. 🙂

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    • Sorry to hear bout UR connection bman you contact your internet service provider yet maybe they have a better idea of whats happening? FYI I live in the countryside and when it gets really really windy the connection sometimes goes askew If I lived in the city this probably wouldn’t be a problem. If I’m not mistaken gibraltar gets extremely windy right?!

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      • Cheers Titslapper.
        I thought it was the wind.

        We get two directions of wind here and they even have names.

        The wind from the East is called “Levante” and the West wind is called “Poniente” .
        Its how people greet each other here.
        “Hello, levante/poniente today”
        That might sound boring but the wind depends on what sort of day yer having.
        Levante is damp as fuck and poniente is dry even though it comes from the Atlantic.

        The wind is also the reason i have to keep my hair relatively short. If the wind doesn’t blow it everywhere the damp curls it up.

        And in the summer, poniente can bring really really cold water to the Med. Bbbrrrr.

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  40. A benefit concert is being planned for the victims of the Grenfell Tower tragedy.

    It will be hosted by Tony Blackburn.

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    • FFS, MORE CASH to be thrown at gimmeegrants! More fucking sales of candles, more vigils more love and all the shite that goes with it. I said at the last that these snowflake fuckers were looking forward to the next tragedy. Its become a pastime, an entertainment and is FAST becoming an industry.! ! ! !

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  41. This fucking attention whore of a bitch slag claims police and fire crews told her of the estimated 150 death toll.

    No one will know until it has been investigated. Until then this tart should keep her silly fucking pie hole closed. Jon Snow is an utter cunt for giving her the oxygen of attention.

    Pair of useless, despicable, subversive wankstains using the tragedy for socialist political capital.

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    • I am angry. Who in fuck put forward this spunk ridden syphilitic whore as National Spokesperson for the United Kingdom.? Is the rancid bitch elected? Is she a ranking authority on forensics? Is she endowed with superpowers or insight ?

      No… Then shut the fuck up, piss off, go back to your cock gobbling and leave it well alone. Useless piece of putrid gurgle turd.

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    • In fairness to Jon I am sure he was told he had to speak to the stupid tone deaf mong by his producers.

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  42. Some crappy flyer through front door this am advertising Community Garden morning.

    At the bottom, some crappy, Christmas-cracker quote from Jo Cox…

    So you defo won’t be bumping into me down at the local yogurt-knitting workshop…

    Hashtagfuckingsicktodeathofgormlessbintjocox
    @weneedmorepoliticianslikejocox(ieDEAD)

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