Supposed to be there to put the British point orf view re fucking orf and the Euro Cunts refused to talk and gave her fifteen minutes at one am after a long dinner and piss-up. Orn top orf that indignity before the bash even started the Euro Cunts, odious froggie dwarf Holland, shite pants Schultz and garlic arsed Tusk (pronounced Toooosk cunts) went oit orf their way to tell her to fuck orf in front orf the BBC News cameras. Even some Lithuanian slapper in a Myra Hindley syrup had a go.
Bugger me. Would Mrs T have stood for that? No fan orf the lady but she did have a nice line in putting Johnny Foreigner in his place. She pulled orf a take no prisoners re-negotiation.
Orf course the continentals have always despised Her Majesty’s Sovereign Realm but we did have armed forces to keep them polite. All gorn to some dodgy scrapyard in India now but we do have a few aging nukes left. Lets drop ‘em orn the EU while they are still in date and we can yet afford a few gallons orf fuel.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke