The Hajj

Muslim pilgrims perform the final walk (

I’d like to cunt the hajj.

A bunch of delusional peaceful ones will go to this wankfest and end up throwing pebbles at a wall representing the made up Satan. 21st century and people go for this primitive bullshit. Just a few days ago a space probe started to orbit a planet millions of miles away.

No fucking wonder there’s only been ONE Muslim Nobel science prize winner.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

Tombstoning

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The fucking idiot craze of jumping into water from a height without knowing how deep the water is or what’s concealed underneath it. Apparently jumping off a bridge or cliff into water risking instant death as your body is mashed on hidden rocks proves how brave you are.

Until you lay mashed crippled or dead in the water then the whole world knows what a moron you are. May as well stick a rocket up your arse and light it whilst your mate films so it can be uploaded to youtube.

If your going to hurt yourself in a moronic way at least have the decency to record it so as we can laugh at you and kids being dumb enough to to think about copying you can at least see the possible results first

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

If you’re going to jump off a bridge into three of water, at least have some consideration and kill yourself because I don’t want my taxes contributing to your upkeep for the rest of your sad stupid life

Nominated by: Dioclese

Alan Cumming

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Alan Cumming – what a horrid wee cunt.

How dare the wee pillow biter stand there in his tartan suite and comment on the EU referendum result. The dirty cock jockey said the result was down to “stupid English people”. Well let me correct you arsehole.

A) I am Scottish and voted leave (and remain in UK).
B) I am not stupid.
C) you live in the US, so shut the fuck up and go back to chugging cock!

Until you pay some tax and contribute to the UK, shut theft I up you cunt. You are a fucking embarrassment and the yanks are welcome to you.

Nominated by: Lord Vancelot