Daily Archives: August 17, 2016

A Level results day

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I’d like to pre-emptively cunt A Level Results Day (this Thursday) because I am sick to death of every broadsheet newspaper in the land publishing a front page photo of a group of pretty blonde girls hugging each other and/or jumping in the air clutching their envelopes.

It’s the same every fucking year – do picture editors have no imagination or are they just cunts? (We really a need a bit of Dio’s photoshop wizardry on one of these pictures – I’m sure there’s plenty of Japanese school uniform porn which could be adapted for the purpose….)

Nominated by: Fred West

( Arigato gozaimashita, Fred… )

Jeremy Vine [2]

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That wanker Jeremy Vine was up to his old tricks again earlier.

That footballer that got tasered and snuffed it was one of the articles on his cunt of a show. So, to set the tone, he interviews that blind guy who got tasered for no reason a few years back. Thus, without any facts of what happened, it came across like plod were just cruising around looking for a darkie to spazz up, and this guy just happened to be the lucky one.

Hey presto, black lives matter, all coppers are bastards, ban tasers. Plod are by and large cunts, but if some mental cunt, of any ethnic background, is trying to eat my face, then I want them to taser the fuck out of the freak, and if he dies, fuck him.

Vine, you are a cunt, whose idea of balance is not falling over foxtrotting, or whatever the fuck you did on that pansy arse dancing show.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Professor Richard Dawkins

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It is with real sadness that I would like to give Professor Richard Dawkins a cunting. He has been a hero of mine for many years with his rational mind pitted against various religious nut jobs.

But recently he’s taking to posting anti-leave tweets which go against that rationality, such as:
“I’m collecting reasons people give for their vote. Here’s one to get the ball rolling: I voted Leave because “It’s nice to have a change.”

I understand he voted remain and I don’t really have a problem with that (much), it’s the automatic assumption that people who voted leave did so for stupid reasons and people who voted remain did so for intelligent reasons. I’m sure there were stupid reasons on both sides, but all the leave voters I know (including the ones on this forum) did so for perfectly rational reasons and I do not like to see them constantly denigrated.

Nominated by: Serena