Fireman Sam

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An episode of Fireman Sam has been withdrawn after an “error” which led to a depiction of the Koran being shown.

A scene in the children’s programme shows a fireman slipping on a pile of papers – and as they fly into the air a page from the Koran is “briefly depicted”, production firm Mattel said.

The episode was first broadcast in October 2014 on Channel 5 but the error has only recently been spotted. Mattel apologised and said it did not believe it was done “maliciously”.

I shit you not, this is taken from an actual article on the BBC. Questions must be asked :

    Is fireman Sam being radicalised?
    Was this a subliminal plant by the Prophet?
    Is the fictional firestation in Rotherham?
    If the Koran is so holy that no one can see it how do people fucking read it?
    Is someone having a fucking laugh?

Cunts

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

It would appear even Fireman Sam can upset the smelly goat worriers. Apparently a page of their fantasy tale book got shown on the show, promoting outrage .

Shame the same ‘outrage’ doesn’t happen when their fucking nutjob suicide mates decide to go out killing people. Funnily enough there’s never a peep from the Muslim Council then.

Cunts

Nominated by: Mr Sausage

Laura Bates

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The founder of the Everyday Sexism, a collection of whiny female cunts and the small problems they face like having men talk to them and, shock horror, compliment them.

Of course there’s sexism and misogyny everywhere when you’re a modern women with their cunty sense of permanant victimhood. These women have proper issues, not like those Muslim women who have small issues like getting their genitals mutilated.

Laura Bates – a Guardian feminist. The two word combination that says cunt like no other combination.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

Mums on social media

Beautiful family of two people and laptop.

Young Facebook Mums/Insta-Mums (or Moms as British girls insist on saying these days) are cunts.

Many of these vapid, pram-faced slags get up the duff by some feckless chav with a double-digit IQ who then subsequently fucks off leaving aforementioned pram-face and sprog to a life of abject mediocrity and uselessness whilst living on benefits.

A lot of these young mums are bang tidy so when I stumble across their public Instagram profiles it’s really disheartening to be subjected to pic after pic of the bog-eyed little bastard taken every five fucking minutes. Then there is the time-consuming task of scrolling down through the seemingly never-ending 9 month stream of selfies of her and “bump”……….. just in order to get to the juicy pre-pregnancy wanking material like holiday bikini photos.

Listen love; stop advertising your kids life on the internet for all to see – the little tyke can’t consent to this and may not appreciate it when he/she grows up. Also, apart from your fellow walking incubators and some internet nonces, no cunt wants to see pictures of your ugly fucking kid.

Just show us your tits (preferably without the horrible little goblin hanging off them).

Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III