Now I realise that what I’m about to say may surprise some of you. It may even shock you, but here goes. Gary Lineker is a fucking cunt.
Yes the self-styled ‘Conscience of the Nation’ has been gobbing off again, this time on the subject of ‘Just Stop Oil’ campaigners and their repeated attempts to disrupt sporting events this summer.
Apparently Linekunt understands where they’re coming from. ‘Disruptive protest is the only one that gets noticed’ burbles the Sage of the BBC. ‘Nobody wants disruption, but at the same time they will really be disrupted by climate change’.
It is understood that order to demonstrate his solidarity with the campaign, in future Mr Lineker will not heat his house, drive around in gas-guzzling vehicles or travel thousands of miles by aircraft to cover football tournaments.
Or perhaps not…
Nominated by Ron Knee.
More on this mega cunt from West Cunt-ry below.
The usual ISAC regular is at it again. Gary LinerCUNT wanting us to yet again just let the trogs do whatever the fuck they want cause it will never effect him. Thought he could not have a shitter opinion than letting in the worlds unwanted trash but now he wants us to allow our homegrown trash to just carry on and ruin any event they want.
“It’s not going to hurt anyone” is his main argument, tell that to the woman in Bristol who was suffering a stroke and is now paralyzed and the many others who have suffered but not been reported in the news because of these higher middle class cunts must “have their say” even though they will jet set to Ibiza and their private yachts with no cares. Can we have a vote like Brexit to just get rid of this cunt and throw him at Harry and MEEEE-gains in America? They like taking in our unwanted shit like Corden and other shit “comedians”. Can Lineker just shut the fuck up and stick to his shit football takes? Fuck the BBC and fuck Linercunt!
Johan Cruyff had this cunt sussed in a minute.
Selfish goal hanger who did fuck all to help his team. Cruyff wanted his forwards to get involved in the build up and work to get the ball back. He stuck the cunt on the wing (lol) and told him to do his share of work, the lazy shithouse.. Didn’t like that did our Garance. Had a right moan.
Lineker was quickly fucked off to the Spuds and Barca never looked back.
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Cruyff liked Mark Hughes at Barcelona, who held the ball up for his teammates, was not afraid of getting stuck in, and worked his bollocks off. But Sparky was personally unhappy in Spain, so he went on loan to Bayern and then back to Old Trafford for a second glorious spell. Hughesie was worth a hundred Linekers.
There were those in the England set up who also tumbled Lineker. Graham Taylor – for all his faults as England manager – said Lineker was a lazy workshy cunt who never tackled back and let the likes of Robson, Platt, Beardsley and Waddle do all the hard graft. And he was right.
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Aye.
The cunt forever berated Taylor for having the temerity to take him off.
He was right to take him off. He was fucking shite and doing fuck all to help us in what had turned into a bit of a scrap.
Taylor was unlucky too. Ok, he wasn’t great, but his qualifying group had Poland, Norway (during their golden era) and Holland. He was robbed against Holland (Koeman should’ve been sent off and he then went on to score).
I enjoyed watching his shite teams compared to the woke cunts we have now.
At least it felt like a proper England team, not a bunch of media trained robots, parroting a woke narrative.
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Pele, Eusebio, Maradona, Zico, all those legendary players used to get stuck right in to get the ball back, Pele was tenacious as fuck , but they never show that footage, mainly when was at Santos. Platini didn’t have this style, though and that is why he doesn’t REALLY get a mention these days, he was a bit of a luxury player and became a UEFA/FIFA goblin later on.
Lineker? No one rates that cunt. Steve Archibald was a great player for his clubs, including Barcelona. Yes, yes, a car mechanic from Clyde played for Barca! He was great, a right hard-but-fair, fearless guy, he even took on a Spanish energy corporation this year who ad ripped him off in a deal. There was a 29-minute documentary on him recently and Lineker is in it and he says he loved playing with Archibald, so he’s can be reasonable. Ach, it’s all an act wit Lineker, he’s one of those guys who spouts his opinions as they all do these days, it’s the reactions to his reactions that fuel the fake fires. Bag of shite.
Steve Archibald documentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8htP-JxGN0
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Steve Archibald, Christ, I remember him when he rocked up to play for Home Farm in the old country at the age of 50 or something. Ashamed to say I never knew he played for Barca.
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All of those England players up until the post-Terry/Rooney era were hard cunts, semi-hard cunts… except Gary Lineker. It’s hard to imagine what training was like with Gary and Terry Butcher! Butcher must have croaked that cunt a few times. Imagine if Linker had played for Celtic! LOL!
Linker’s contract at the BBC runs until 2027. Fuck me. Listening to that helmet at the 2026 World Cup will be fucking BRUTAL… especially of Trump is President!
Or someone ever more mental…
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George Best could tackle like a full back. He could also head a ball. George would come off at 90 minutes covered in bruises and mud. Not a big lad, but a brave player and never afraid to muck in. There was hardly a mark on Lineker, no matter what the game, opposition, or weather was. Lineker once said to Bryan Robson while on England duty, ‘I don’t do tackling. Get the ball to me in front of goal, that’s my job.’
Captain Marvel should have punched him out.
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Archibald was a good ‘un. Imagine what he would have done in one of those good 80s sides like Liverpool, Man United or Everton.
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Yes, Best got stuck right in. Even in his later years, he would oblige young men (cunts) to a fight if they asked for one. He had scars on his face to prove it.
Football is different now. Stamina, skill, speed, strategy. It’s becoming purer and purer on the pitch, which is what I like. Wat happens OFF the pitch doesn’t concern me that much, the money, the corruption, the political intrigue, the woke shit, who cares, just show me players playing great football with passion and passionate pacifist fans. If you want violence, there’s UFG, men in a cage, wank over that! Bag of shite. Football is about to EXPLODE in America, finally, just watch, the money to be made now is crazy, but there is a grassroots passion for the game, too. If it falls apart, those responsible should get fed to alligators in Florida.
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Archie was a great success with the supporters at Barca. Venables signed him and the fans at the Nou Camp loved Steve’s guts and attitude.
Lineker got his share of goals for Barcelona, but Spanish fans and the Spanish sporting press don’t like skivers and bottlers who duck a fight.
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This fella has the right way to deal with the jso cunts..
https://youtu.be/tpgof-ZxcdE
Bet he already been arrested…!
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Twenty six nominations? It’s difficult to understand why Gary attracts so much negative attention and vindictiveness. It could be because his inferiors are envious of his good looks and boyish charm, and the fact that his sporting and inter-personal skills have elevated him to the status of a national treasure.
As he sits in one of his mansions surrounded by his millions, he is able to dismiss the hostility directed towards him with a smirk. ‘What do they know?’ he will be thinking. ‘I’m handsome, intelligent and successful. I’m everything they’re not.’
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If ever there was a cunt nailed on for a knighthood it’s this fucking bastard.
Eat your heart out David Beckham.
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At least Beckham worked hard on the pitch, I’ll give him that.
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And Becks has done a lot of work for charidee which jug ears has never done. That’s unless you count the “asylum seeker” who stayed at his mansion for two hours and managed to write a perfectly grammatical thank you letter praising the cunt to the skies. I can supply those by the way, a tenner a pop.
But the tax dodger still got an award from Amnesty International. Total cunt.
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I passionately loathe his ‘Oh dear me. I go right over their heads’ smug self satisfied slippery smirk.
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I was praying that this recent Beebperv scandal would be about Gary and not Huwie Dewieandlewie. But, even if it had been Linekunt, he’d have got away with it. Just like he got out of that tax business and those Nazi comments.
All I can say is the karma backlog for this cunt is massive. Let’s hope that one day he cops the lot and never recovers from it. Self satisfied smug bastard.
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It’s very telling though, that some individuals realised (?) that viewers suspected them of being prevs!
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Very true, HBelindaHubbard.
Some of them were very (too) quick to jump up and say ‘It wasn’t me!’ Very iffy….🤔
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You take the BBc coin it’s inevitable that at some point you will fuck up.
The automatic superior arrogance that comes with this employment always bites the cunts on the arse….💩
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I hate him for his Twitter intro alone.
‘Sells Spuds’.
Like he is some sort of hard working ordinary greengrocer and man of the people.
He gets millions to promote overpriced half full bags of junk food. And the shite that Walkers are peddling now. Wotsits and Monster Munch flavoured crisps? What a load of money for old rope crap. I have no doubt chav mongs will eat them by the truckload. But seriously, they’d be better off eating shit. Those KFC flavoured Walkers Crisps were like sweaty socks.🤢☠
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Disruptive protest or no one notices. Hypothetically a razor bear broadhead through the torso would be pretty disruptive for linnicunt. He is as unctuous as a bucket full of politicians promises. Fuck of linnecunt may your bollocks turn into granite boulders and the cheeks of your arse crack like the Burren.
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