Gary Lineker (26)

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Now I realise that what I’m about to say may surprise some of you. It may even shock you, but here goes. Gary Lineker is a fucking cunt.

Yes the self-styled ‘Conscience of the Nation’ has been gobbing off again, this time on the subject of ‘Just Stop Oil’ campaigners and their repeated attempts to disrupt sporting events this summer.

Apparently Linekunt understands where they’re coming from. ‘Disruptive protest is the only one that gets noticed’ burbles the Sage of the BBC. ‘Nobody wants disruption, but at the same time they will really be disrupted by climate change’.

It is understood that order to demonstrate his solidarity with the campaign, in future Mr Lineker will not heat his house, drive around in gas-guzzling vehicles or travel thousands of miles by aircraft to cover football tournaments.

Or perhaps not…

Express

Nominated by Ron Knee.

More on this mega cunt from West Cunt-ry below.

The usual ISAC regular is at it again. Gary LinerCUNT wanting us to yet again just let the trogs do whatever the fuck they want cause it will never effect him. Thought he could not have a shitter opinion than letting in the worlds unwanted trash but now he wants us to allow our homegrown trash to just carry on and ruin any event they want.

“It’s not going to hurt anyone” is his main argument, tell that to the woman in Bristol who was suffering a stroke and is now paralyzed and the many others who have suffered but not been reported in the news because of these higher middle class cunts must “have their say” even though they will jet set to Ibiza and their private yachts with no cares. Can we have a vote like Brexit to just get rid of this cunt and throw him at Harry and MEEEE-gains in America? They like taking in our unwanted shit like Corden and other shit “comedians”. Can Lineker just shut the fuck up and stick to his shit football takes? Fuck the BBC and fuck Linercunt!

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102 thoughts on “Gary Lineker (26)”

  2. Occupation: Talks about men kicking a ball around a field.
    Experience: Used to kick a ball around a field (didn’t head it though, the puff).
    Academic qualifications: CSE grade 5 in Woodwork.
    Areas of expertise: Language used in public discourse in 1930s Germany;
    The effects of human CO2 emissions of global climate.

    Thank you, Professor Lineker, your Nobel Prize can’t be far off.

  3. “So disrupted protest is needed to get noticed”

    Well I humbly suggest gary sets himself alight during the community shield at Wembley, to highlight the disparity in the men’s and womens pay packets in football..

    I would certainly get my attention gazza..

  4. Sorry this is O/T, but how hilarious it is to see that Genghis Khan has managed to lose Uxbridge for Labour. I’m pissing myself.

    • Oh aye.

      It’s almost as if these virtue signalling lefty pricks are all for climate change policies (with some venom in my experience) until it hits them too hard in the pocket?

      Suck it up, you thick skint cunts.

  5. These UK based JSO posho pricks have been spotted recently in places such as Thailand, Spain and Argentina.

    How did they get there Gary? By riding their carbon neutral unicorns?

    This giganticunt has several cars, a few kids and several large properties. He jets on on holidays to one of his several holiday villas around the world. As a player, he caught a plane at least once a week in average, at times to play in games and tournaments on the other side of the world. His carbon footprint is bigger than all of us on here put together, I’d bet.

    Unlike this tosser, most of us don’t have the luxury of ‘working’ an hour a week for 1.5 million a year. We don’t get 4 months holiday a year. A trip to a big sporting event is something a pleb might be looking forward to. It’s kind of a pisser when it’s ruined by one of these selfish, tantwum Tarquins.

    Not to mention them blocking ambulances and refusing to let them through. Although our shitty government should pass a law allowing emergency vehicles to ride straight over the cunts if they refuse to budge.

    One hopes karma exists, as we witnessed with Sasha Gravy Boat Bonce, but this fucker is spawny as fuck.

    It would be just terrible though if these cunts blocked his ambulance on the way to his Bupa clinic, as he bled to death after a dinghy rider went full peaceful on him. Just awful.

    How has this cunt never won Cunt of the Year?

  6. A disruptive protest would be if everyone that was pissed off by being lectured to by this complete cunt simply refused to pay their TV licence fee.

    How would he feel about that?

  7. Meet Gary.

    Gary is 62. Gary has lived a life of great wealth since his early 20s. Gary has never worried about not eating more red meat or buying a new petrol guzzling sports car. Or paying a single bill or mortgage payment. Indeed Gary has also bought large villas around the world which he jets off to (first class, of course!) on a regular basis. As do his now grown up children, who certainly did not have a terrible reputation of being rude and disruptive at their expensive private school.

    Gary has lived a great life, filled with excess.

    Now Gary doesn’t want anyone else to have such things in the future. He’ll be dead anyway, what does it matter?

    Yes, Gary is just like a large section of the JSO crowd. People ask , ‘Why are so many of the JSO crowd elderly posh types?’

    Well you see, Gary, like the other posh oldies, are bitter that death is not far away. And they do not want anyone to have any fun. Ever.

    Gary is a sad, bitter, twisted little old man.

    • Well cunted.

      I’m alright pull the ladder up. these auld jso gimmers have lead lives of excess and now want to atone by depriving us of the things we need to have to work in order to pay their pensions.
      Lineker is a despicable cunt for aligning with these pricks, as you say, he’s part of the problem not the solution. virtue signalling cunt. I really hope something very bad and highly ironic happens to him

      • “..these auld jso gimmers have lead lives of excess and now want to atone by depriving us of the things we need…”

        In earlier times people won public admiration and status because of the things they did be that acts of inordinate heroism, world changing inventions, great works of art, selfless commitment to a beneficial cause or task, that sort of thing. All these things very often came with an accompanying set of risks, dangers and expenditures. These cunts however have no courage or inventive or creative capacity so how can they accrue public and peer praise when they are at their root talentless moral cowards? Simple, just pick something that everyone agrees with (ie women should be treated with the respect they are due, ) then attach a radicalised fuck ton of Marxist semantic extensions and convolutions to it. Sit behind a keyboard and spout it to the world. Watch the ‘likes’ and freind requests roll in with no personal hardship, risk or inconvenience as a consequence.

  8. What’s not to dislike about this cunt?

    He makes a living from football which is like smelling cat sick mixed with shit, he’s gobby, hypocritical, uneducated and on the BBC gravy train.

    He reminds me of a butt plug.

  10. I bet he’s not presenting the Lesbian World Cup by saying some shite like ‘It’s important to promote female voices during the World Cup.’

    Balls to that. You’re paying the cunt 1.5 mill. Get the cunt presenting every live game. He’d fucking hate it.

    1. Because he couldn’t sit around doing fuck all as usual.

    2. Because I bet deep down he thinks wiminz footy is shite.

    Drag him out there. It’ll be torture for him.

    • The only good thing about women’s footy is when they swap shirts at the end.

      Most of them are only lezzers cus they haven’t met me yet.

  11. Lineker, Lineker,
    Throw him from the Spinnaker.,
    See if his ears ,
    Allow him to fly.

    Lineker, Lineker,
    Sells salt and vinegar,
    Fattening crisps,
    And little woke lies.

  12. Unless you’re Eric Cantona, who knows he’s taking the piss, footballers trying to be cerebral sound fucking clumsy and stupid.
    Linekunt is top of the table for sportsperson cuntishness by some distance.
    All those years of hanging out with the leftie upper middle classes at the BBC have shown he’s a thick as pig shit sponge who willingly soaks up the views of others without question.
    The desire to protect his undeserved salary probably plays a part also.
    The day when he gets caught fucking about with a rent boy can’t come soon enough.

    • I think you’ve hit the nail on the head there – if he wasn’t licking up opinions from the collective arses of the posh, middle class, uber cunts at the BBC he wouldn’t be trousering £1mil plus a year.

      Personally, I don’t watch the BBC or pay for it. I’d recommend this approach while it’s still available (before our cretinous government start paying the BBC from general taxation or a broadband tax – mark my words this is coming!):

      https://www.defundbbc.uk/

  13. I had forgot this cunt existed, thanks for ruining my Friday.
    What’s happened to Hew Edwards….

    • Who?

      Oh that story has been buried. It’s all about Gary Lineker and the lovely folks at Just Stop Oil.

      It’s almost as if the BBC have a special list of protected employees, cough cough Savile?

      But others aren’t part of the group it seems (Tim ‘Black but white’ Westwood).

      I bet Lineker is high up enough to be on that alleged list. He could bum a dying orphan live on MOTD and get away with it, allegedly ,due to the old ‘mental elf and climate change anxiety.’

    • They will wait for it to die down, and the usual ‘But… But mental health! Nothing criminal was done! He’s brave for coming out!’ shite will be repeated. And – because of the liking for teenage lads – I bet the cunt is re-employed by the Beeb and all.

  14. Love the counter protesters called Just Stop Pissing Everyone Off. They formed a human chain around a bunch of Hermiones, Jocastas and Tarquins yesterday to foil their plan to block a highway.

    • I liked the altercation when a JSO got a kick in the head from an irate driver.

      These ‘peaceful protests’ are agent provocateur. They want to bring out the worst in average people trying to go about their business and then claim the moral high ground. If the elites wanted JSO to be stopped they would be getting swept up by riot police. The fact the police do fuck all proves that JSO are useful idiots to the elite agendas

      • There is no political will to tackle anything we care about. The End.

        p.s. I liked that too. Deserved.

  15. Why would you pay this cunt all that money for spouting shit about football most fans have more knowledge than that twat he should just stick to trying to grow a better beard than a Turkish granny

  16. I bet Linecunt doesn’t mind his contribution while he is jetting off to far flung places to report on things like the World Cup, giving it the biggun when he’s here about what he is going to say about workers rights, etc. then when he lands in Tea Towel Head land says fuck all, while mincing around with the local boys in some dirty little Caz Bar.

  17. I recently watched some murder documentary and it had a body language expert on talking over some murderer’s police interview.

    He (the murderer) was calm, confident and kept waving his arms about and leaning forwards to make a point. Like Lineker does.

    Now the cunt was bang to rights I recall. Got life.

    But this expert said all his gesturing and leaning forwards was so excessive, that it was a sign of extreme arrogance.

    I instantly thought of Lineker, he does the same shit.

    Not saying he’s a murderer, just an arrogant prick btw.

  18. Apparently Dame Louise Hamilton came out as saying that he “understands” the Just Stop Oil loonies over the British Grand Prix weekend.

    Sure you do, ducky. Perhaps stop racing for team sponsored by one of the biggest petrochemical companies in the world. Perhaps stop racing all together. That would be the ideal situation.

    Oh, and has anyone noticed that the Mercedes has stopped working this season since it reverted back to black this season? Like fuck that was done for “weight saving” reasons…

    • Mr Hamilcunt not toeing the corporate line? Whatever next?
      Mind you, the climate bollocks trumps all nowadays. Even when you’re uttering shit about it whilst you’ve got Petronas emblazoned across your chest.
      Another sports thicko.

    • Aye the lack of self awareness is simply astounding.

      Drives around and around a race track all day in a massively petty guzzling motor.

      Jets about to races all over the world.

      Drives about Monaco and Switzerland in sports cars giving it the big ‘un.

      Sails about on his private fucking yacht with his long suffering ‘vegan’ pet dog (I hope in its natural craving for meat, it eats his fucking face off one day.)

      Not to mention all that bling he wears. How was that mined, you twat? African child labour usually, innit you BLM bellend?

      Fuck me my piss is boiling now, mention Lineker and Hamilton and I’ll go off on one for hours, you cunts.

    • Many of his sponsors were part of the Third Reich war effort as well.
      Mercedes Benz (who powered half the Wehrmacht) only recently dropped Hugo Boss. Hugo Boss used slave labour to make those snappy threads that were so popular in the Fatherland upto the mid forties.

      Hes a jumped up ignorant little hypocritical faux vegan prick. I long for the day that we hear no more of his bleatings. A huge carbon neutral fireball caused by one of his electric supercars would be a fitting end.

      • And he drives cars round in a circle which makes him an utter utter utter cunt.

        The hypocrisy of these cunts astounds me like The Royal Family (inbreeds cunts) banging on about Global Warming and then fucking off round the world on petty silly things at the same time.

        I’d take a flame thrower to the lot of them if it was legal.

    • Ain’t that the truth.

      I despise this boggle-eyed, jug-eared cunt with a passion that borders on being a mental elf issue.

      What an insufferable, odious, sanctimonious little prick he is.

      Did I mention that he’s a fucking cunt? Oh yes, I did…

      • Aye. How can you ban or criminalise ‘hate’. I’ve seen tweets from the police saying they’ll arrest people for hate .

        Hate is an involuntary emotion. Like surprise.

        I hate Gary Lineker. Because I think he’s a cunt. That can’t be changed, it’s an involuntary emotion.

        Maybe he needs to stop being such a massive cunt?

  20. Lineker fast approaching Blair as a mega CUNT, and I was sure Tone was alone a mega cunt on his own, he’d better watch his back.

  21. Garys right.

    The climate is definitely going to change.

    He’ll either be murdered by some Professor of Enrichment..

    Or the new Hitler will have him shot.

    Interesting times it seems.

    The disgusting hypocritical cunt.

  22. Why does BBC management keep deciding, year after year, that Lineker should be its highest-paid employee? It’s crackers, and hopefully it’s causing resentment at the BBC. £1.75 million per year for reading an autocue and speaking to brain-dead ex-footballers. Something is wrong.

    • No BBC employee should be on more than a Surgeon or Judge.
      They are employees of the government.

  23. Linekunt understands what he wants to understand, basically anything woke.

    Even better is the new MP for Selby, a certain Keir Mather, the likes of Lloyd Moyle and Bryant will be licking their lips at the thought of this fresh young meat sliding along their benches.

    Definitely a Quare 😂

    • From Oxford University to a party researcher for wes streeting..
      What a amazing range of life skills..

      Fucking briefcase wanker..

    • Selby, hillbilly country where being married to your dog is both legal and normal.

    • Keir Mither.
      Off-topic, but the net appears to be closing around Mx and Mx Sturgeon. Two suicides in custody would spare a lot of expense and boredom. Feed them to Nessie. Or Blackford.

    • looks like he budded off of Jeremy Vine, then put in a fermenting tank being fed woke bollocks before being delivered to Oxford.
      ‘This one’s cooked professor’.

  24. BBC sports department are cunts.
    They have rejected my idea to liven up the lezzers world cup for the viewers and banned me.
    I thought as they normally have player of the match, more categories could be added

    Prettiest girl
    Best hairstyle
    Nicest arse (Alisha Lehman for me)
    Best rack
    Obvious lesbian
    Most convincing tranny
    Worst tranny (to be fair, the big, black french bloke has that in the bag)
    I’m sure it would make viewing more interesting if there was a vote.

    • I agree Sr Mali.
      But consider this… the women are playing a match after it’s been pissing with rain, all of a sudden a bitch fight breaks out and they are tearing each other’s kit off while mud wrestling . The Lezzers see a golden opportunity and it further descends into quagmire lesbo orgy of wanton abandon.

      The ratings would go through the roof

      • Like 5 year olds in a school playground, all chasing after the ball and getting in each other’s way.

  25. Oh dear.

    This cunting has now put me in such a bad mood that I can’t enjoy my half ten coffee.

    Never mind. I’ll imagine myself repeatedly punching Linekunt in the face to make me feel a bit better.

    Morning all.

  26. This cunt is typical of a thick nobody who has been given a platform along with an unjustifiable salary who now sees himself quite literally as a pious saviour of the human race.
    Lineaker has got to be the most hated and cunted person on this esteemed forum.
    I don’t wish bad luck on anybody but for this cunt i will make an exception .

  28. Notice how the tax dodger, during the BBC’s latest n*nce scandal, was the first to come out and say “sorry to disappoint the haters but it’s not me”.
    Well at least he knows he’s hated, the fucking smug rich wokie bastard. He should also know how most of the country were desperately hoping it was actually him. I know it made me happy for a few hours thinking about this crisp munching shitbag getting thrown to the wolves. Nobody gives a fuck about that Taffy cunt but Professor Linekunt would have been a prize indeed.

    • Shhhhush, Hew has got mental ealth issues and a bad case of text message finger….oh and his wankers cramp is debilitating.

    • Absolutely. I was hoping like mad that it would be ol’ Jug Ears, but he’s too much of a sanctimonious cunt sadly.

  29. He’s had everything handed on a plate, since the goal line hanging days. We all know its all going to end badly.

    • I doubt you can get one big enough to fit his ears in when combined with his inflated head.

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