Daily Archives: July 17, 2016

Chris Bryant MP

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Is it my imagination or does he have a whiff of a younger Tony Bliar about him?

Is it my imagination or does he have a whiff of a younger Tony Bliar about him?

Chris “Y-fronts” Bryant MP is now blaming the result of the EU referendum for the attempted coup in Turkey..

What planet does this cunt live on? Does he really think that the Turkish military behind this got pissed off by Bryant and his cunt friends losing? No, they’ve been fucked off by that arch-fundamentalist cunt Erdogan, he of the shady oil deals with ISIS. And why is Bryant standing up for Erdogan? I’m sure he’d be pleased that someone touting for gay sex , with only pants on is supporting his regime.

Bryant just doesn’t get it. What a naive cunt.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

Tom Hiddleston

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Tom Hiddleston is a cunt…

Publicity stunt or not, what man worth his salt goes around in a T-Shirt with ‘I Love TS’ on it? TS, of course, being that talentless, shaghappy, atttention sucking bag of bones, Taylor Swift… Not only that, Hiddleston gets a heart shaped tattoo and lets Swift parade him -Cruise and Holmes style – in front of her posse of luvvie cunts, like Blake Lively and that Delevigne slag…

Any normal bloke would have said ‘Fuck you’ about the T-Shirt, ‘Get Stuffed’ about being Swift’s poodle in front of her entourage, and to Swift herself, ‘If I want a quickie with a media whore that looks like a skeleton, I’ll give Posh Spice a ring….’

Hiddleston is such a fucking cunt, a pussywhipped creampuff, and a total fairy…

Nominated by: Norman

I’d like to nominate Tom Hiddleston, for his very public “relationship” with buck-toothed mascara-eyed pseudofeminist and serial whore Taylor Swift.

If he’s just using her as a beard or a as a grab for publicity, he’s a fucking dolt. It’s bad enough cleaning up that cunt John Mayer’s sloppy seconds, but spending a weekend with fucking Ryan Reynolds, his dimwit wife Blake Lively, 500 of Taylor’s closest friends and photographers must be like tossing off with a Brillo pad.

If he really is, as “friends” claim, “smitten” with this horse-face warbler and her new rubber jugs, he is even more of a pitiful cunt. Apparently poor Tom is “stressed by his box-office failures” and get this- “the Brexit vote.” Maybe this Cambridge-buggered polesmoker should wallow in his misery with the fat slag Charlotte Church.

Nominated by: William Morrissey

Tom Conti [2]

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Actor Tom Conti

Speaking of luvvies, Tom Conti is due a nomination. He’s been complaining that being called a luvvie is every as offensive as being called a yid or a nigger. This is in response to a Labour councillor, Theo Blackwell, who wrote to a local newspaper regarding local luvvies protesting about the opening of a Tesco (far too down market for them apparently). Councillor Blackwell ended the letter with; “Let’s have less of the livid luvvie protests – not everyone locally thinks the same on all these issues.”

Obviously, this hurt Cunti. Here was someone who clearly DID NOT think that everything he said was of vital importance to the continued existence of the planet. Cunti is the dictionary definition of a luvvie; arrogant, conceited, self-important….an arsehole basically. I expect there’ll be an outpouring of support from fellow LUVVIES now, like Emma Thompson and Benedryl Cuntyslap. There will probably be some kind of charity set up, Thespaid or something, with old Benedryl trying to griefjack us into giving just £5, with harrowing footage of Nigel Farage shouting “LUVVIE” at an anguished Maxine Peak.

In what parallel universe is calling someone a luvvie, in anyway as bad as calling someone a nigger or a yid? It isn’t. EXCEPT in the mind of a luvvie like Tom Cunti. I’d have had more sympathy for Cunti if he’d said that Councillor Blackwell had called him a whingeing Scottish twat, which he is. First leaf blowers, now this.

Get a life Cunti. Get a fucking sense of perspective.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw