May I just take this opportunity to say a heartfelt ‘Fuck you’! To the stupid selfish shit-cunt with the obviously sick two year old on the early morning flight to Copenhagen two weeks back.

Not only did your horrible spaz-faced little shit spend the entire journey coughing in my direction and blowing snot bubbles, but you also decided to take it for a walk through the cabin to ensure that everyone else got a dose of particularly virulent flu.

I would love to find out who you are and where you fucking live so that I can send my solicitor around and sue you for the lost earnings while I was shivering, sweating and honking up in bed for two days.

I am sure that everyone else on that flight would also like a bit of that action too.

Seriously, what kind of retarded, selfish fuckwit takes a sick and contagious kid into a confined space where everyone is going to get a dose of whatever the fuck that was.
You madam are a cunt of the highest order.

I hope you go blind and your child is a mongey. You cunt.

Nominated by: Odins Balls

Anyone who even thinks about voting to stay in the EU is a complete cunt…

One million – One fucking million – Third World savages salivating in Calais, and cunts are gonna vote Remain?!

Are they proper fucking retarded mongs or what?

Nominated by: Norman

Young drivers are cunts!

A couple of weeks back I was in the morning commute. I could see the dopey young arsehole behind me getting too close which was fucking annoying. It was like towing a trailer with a disabled chimp on it. Then we came to the congestion and it was stop start for a bit. As soon as we slowed down, I could see him in my mirror looking down at his phone. Cunt I thought, he had better look forward because it’s Monday morning and I am not in the mood for a bump.

Obviously he gets so engrossed in twatbook or whatever that he crashes right into the back of my cunting car. I get out and give this poor young tit such grief I thought he was going to piss himself and cry. And I’m now late for work too, the cunt.

Cozzers turn up, don’t give a fuck even when I tell them the pillock was on the phone. Cunts. So after three weeks of fannying around I get my car back. Did I say cunts?

Anyway, tonight I’m in a good mood, it’s Friday, no work til Monday, is a cunt is back online and everything is going well. Until I get a text from my wife. “Been in an accident, I’m ok but the car is fucked.” I then have to traipse down the bastard M4 to pick my wife up and see our beloved car which some young guy had rear ended.

As soon as traffic slows down, wankers think they can use the time to check their phones. And the law don’t give a monkeys!

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye