Benedict Cumberbatch [2]

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Let’s put Cumbercunt at the top of the cunt list for being a complete arsehole of a privileged molly coddled dorm fagging twat.

Instead of being in character he uses every stage opportunity to harangue his paying bunch of fawning worshippers on subjects he thinks are fashionable and will get him twatted on social meedjia, just play the fucking Dane and fuck off back to the green room.

How the fuck he finds time to act is a mystery. His life appears to be taken up supporting fringe charities, mindfulness and whinging on about trying to avoid awkward questions about his public school knob gazing.

This quote sums the self-obsessed cunt up perfectly – “It taught me that you come into this world as you leave it, on your own. It’s made me want to live a life less ordinary.” , said after he’d been abducted in Sarf Africa. Seems like he doesn’t follow his own shitty mantras, the cunt.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit

The British Legal System

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An cunting of our legal system is urgently required.

A bloke from Croydon is currently in custody for a tweet in which he claimed to have asked a muslim woman in the street how she could justify the Brussels atrocity. She appears to have given him short thrift by rightly claiming it was nothing to do with her. There has been no complaint from this woman as far as I can tell and there is no evidence that ‘offence’ was caused or indeed ‘ hatred’ was incited. All in all its just a daft tweet which spawned a series of funny piss takes as a consequence. However as you all know the thought police thought otherwise and took him into custody.

Meanwhile the leader of the central mosque in Glasgow has made statements supporting a known terrorist and fuck all happens to him. There is no doubt that our legal system is now under the control of fucking jackasses who need a good and proper cunting.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter