Cryptic messengers are cunts.

These spunkbubbles who will post totally untrue ‘speculation’ and total bullshit in the form of cryptic messages on social media just to get noticed or be popular are cunts of the highest order.

Yesterday some look at me cunt on Twitter and some record shop in town posted these cryptic messages about an announcement concerning The Stone Roses. Some fans waited all day as they swallowed this bullshit, but I didn’t. I simply asked Mani, and he said it was bollocks and anything these pricks had posted was nothing to do with the band. He stated that fuck all would happen today (yesterday).

These cunts always talk (or post) bullshit If they’ve got (or had) some genuine info to share then they would just share it. But they do all this teasing crap just to get followers and publicity and also because they actually know nothing.

Set of cunts!

Nominated by: Norman

No 36 in Sir Limply’s Series orf Tosser Tech to cut oit and keep

When first clapt eyes orn the dirigible (what we called the cunt things in me day), otherwise known as the Airlander 10, torn between taking it up the arse or booking an all you can drink holiday orn it to Malia or both. Such things were quite the hot ticket in the thirties and saw both flying barbecues, the British R101 and the Kraut Hindenburg Berlin bound. Needless to say both the bastards were full orf hydrogen gas and did not disappoint. Catering was orf a high standard and here is the Hindenburg serving its last mixed grill with some typical panicking yank commentary:

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke