Go Compare!

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Go compare is a Cunt.

Them and their advertising company both.

It was bad enough with the warbling welsh windbag, but now, now they’ve teamed him up with a chirpy, chatty, cockney cabbie we’re getting into embolism country.

That’s all.

Cunts!

Nominated by: King Cnut

Frozen yoghurt

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Frozen yoghurt should be cunted

I have recently seen these shops opening with the name “Frurt” above the window. Now at first I thought it was just a Geordie greengrocers. But I have been told that Frurt is frozen yoghurt and that people actually eat this shit. What sort of cunt spends their dinner hour buying frozen fruit yoghurt in such a poncey place for extortionate prices? If they want something frozen and fruit flavoured why don’t they get some fucking ice cream?!

Anyone who pays daft money for a pot of Ski that has been in a freezer is a complete cunt…

Nominated by: Norman