’m in a right Cunt of a mood now. Not only have we National News coverage of A level results -as posted elsewhere- and the dippy recipients thereof, but after a bit of Googling I present for your edification a selection of Cuntworthy degree courses:
Parapsychology – various colleges
David Beckham studies – Staffordshire University
Surfing Studies – Plymouth
Doctorate of Philosophy in Ufology – Melbourne University B
Queer Musicology – UCLA
Star Trek – Georgetown University in Washington
Computer Games – Abertay
Golf Management – University of Birmingham
What is the fucking point. I suppose with a degree in Beckham studies you’ll be well fitted for cleaning the public bogs. Star Trek: a degree but not as we know it. Parapsychology: Defeating a two hundred foot Pillsbury Dough Boy, or two Jags Prescott which are pretty much interchangeable.
To hell in a hand cart is where we are heading.
Cunting Hell!
Nominated by: King Cnut
