Social mobility is robbed by the welfare system. If you can’t afford it, you can’t have it was the old adage, however now its ‘don’t worry, just kick the can down the road and we will see where we are in 5 years’, someone else can always be rinsed to pick up the tab. Thus meaning the class system is not what it was.

We now have something like:

Independent Class: These people have enough money to use the very same tax system that councils and NHS rely on to cook the books. Forget closing the loopholes as no party will make this happen, bankruptcy for the country and anarchy will ensue if it does. These would be the top 1%, and if you ain’t in it now, you won’t be getting in.

Then we have the working class, being what the middle class used to be. The double income families working full time just to give themselves and there families some form of independence and advantage, whilst being repeatedly kicked in the bollocks and shat on in order to pay for the new ‘welfare class’. But they won’t do fuck all about it, so long as the next payment for the white Audi/Range Rover turns up, and they get two foreign holidays a year, then they don’t really give a fuck. They repeat what they read in the MSM like it was there own, and have neutered themselves with apathy. Probably less than half of them will put down the pinot and bother to vote. Right now they are considering ‘putting another one through the hoop’ just to stock up on tax credits.

Then we have the afore mentioned ‘Welfare Class’. You know, the type who breed for a living, but demand everything that you have and worked for, but only provided that you pay for it. And these fuckers usually vote socialist as when there great grand parents actually worked, 30 years ago, they voted socialist anyway, believing the day would come when they did not have to work at all. And lo and behold, it has arrived.

Nominated by: The Captain

Ok, I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to resist the temptation. But I just can’t do it. I have to nominate GALA bingo and their fucking adverts for a cunting. We’ve all seen them. So vacuous looking bit part actor suddenly singing “GALALALA, GALALALA”. It’s inane, it’s insane, it’s fucking inducing homicidal thoughts.

I want to see the ad agency cunt who thought of these adverts decapitated, and their skull fucked by an angry baboon. I want the actors thrown into a pool full of piranhas, and I want the Chief Executives of Gala forced to wrestle a thousand hungry lions. THAT is how much I hate those fucking ads

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Not being rich, I represented myself at small claims court in front of a woman judge. She looked down her nose at me, the toffee-nosed slag, and I only got half my money back. She ignored my written proof that the defendant had promised me a full refund.

These cunts think they can go to university and learn all the rules just so they can bend or break them whenever they feel like it. They don’t know the meaning of integrity. That woman deserves cunting because she is one.

Nominated by: Allan