Imbecilic TV Food Ads: McDonald’s Laughter/Domino’s Yodelling et al.

Senseless, moronic, unfathomable, infantile.

Any passing alien who caught these adverts would fly away thinking that the human race had not yet developed speech communication and were solely concerned with stuffing their ugly mouths with disgusting slop.

I am human and I find it baffling too. The act of eating food has never left me in hysterics or yearning to yodel.  Exactly what are the McDonuts laughing about presumably spluttering all over each other and possibly spreading covid? And the Domaniacs have replaced tex’in’ (init) with the ancient art of yodelling using high-rise blocks of flats to bounce the echo off rather than scenic Swiss mountains.

IMHO these ads, devised by coke-addled marketing executives, reduce meals to the level of feeding time at the human zoo. JUST EAT! Don’t matter what mush it is, just get it doooowwn yer gullet mate.

KFC can’t help turning its customers in half-human-half-chicken. The four lads in a car, all of different efnik origins, urge their driver to turn into a trading estate with all the fast food outlets. Take yer pick, it’s all crap. This whole concept strikes me as animalistic.

No doubt the food resellers and the marketing agencies claim that this is all aboouut bringing folk together, a celebration of feasting dating back to the Anglo-Saxons or Vikings sitting around their great fires in the open air. Breaking bread together. But to me those scenes would appear much more noble and naturalistic than a bunch of woke zombies ordering mass-produced muck from a fast food chain.

You Tube McDonalds Ad

Nominated by: Sir Greeb Streebling

This is in my neck of the woods, and has shocked everyone (see link below).

I quite understand why the families of these people would want to know who was responsible. But we all want the person who is responsible inside for a very long time, which is the point this article is trying to make.

That desire for justice cannot be helped by tomorrow’s toilet paper, The Sun, who not only named the man, but published a photo of him.

That’ll be helpful when he’s released, because The Sun doesn’t understand the basic tenet of “innocent until proven guilty”.

I’m sure the families of the murdered children will be understanding.

Rag Tops, cunts one and all.

News Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

This cunting is going to be straightforward and obvious,

9/11 conspiracy theorists are probably some of the most delusional cunts around. Now you don’t have to accept the official story, that’s personal prerogative, but when someone claims that, “a rocket hit the Pentagon” or “a plane didn’t hit the WTC”, I just think fuck off you loon!

I remember seeing it live, I’d just finished concreting the driveway, if I remember correctly. That shitshow from Oz was on about cunts who live next to each other, then the news report comes on. And at 2:03pm as I took a bite of my cheese roll and  saw the second plane hit. Don’t fucking tell me I didn’t, I’ve got eyes!

Now, tin foilers, you can have an opinion who was behind it, but you can’t make up your own facts. I saw on YouTube the other night, one of these nutters had the gall to tell the mother of a UA93 passenger she was an actor and her son never got killed.

Fuck a duck, I blame Thatcher for closing the nûthouses, daft cunts need sjamboking!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(Note – Please keep this civil. Constructive criticism is fine but no personal abuse. Thanks – Day Admin)

Can I give a queuing for hours because some cunt of a cunt put forward a possible issue with a couple of deliveries of Petrol.

Now you have the shit roll hording cunts buying up every drop of petrol…….and for what……..because the cunt next to them is doing the same.

So now, every fucking petrol station from here to fucking there is bone dry.

Well done you fucking panic buying cunts. You have just quadrupled the fucking profits of greedy cunting companies over the weekend, and left the normal everyday folk fucked.

There is some coffin dodging cunt on our street. Drives a 5ltr BMW that goes from one end of his drive to the other every Sunday. The cunt was out filling the cunting thing up.

The UK is a haven for cunts, and most are home grown MSM believing cunts.

Call me a cunt, but I didn’t bother. If it runs out then fuck it.

Nominated by: DryItchyCunt

And then there’s this from Robert Davies

Bernard Looney – CEO of BP that allowed Britain to run out of fuel because he didn’t have the foresight to hire tanker drivers sooner. Now we can’t get to work or school because of this cunt.

Just to add, we are talking about the CEO of one of the largest oil companies in the world here. If not one of his directors, managers, analysts, consultants, advisors, or even regular members of staff didn’t realise this was going to happen then they’re all cunts themselves.

If they did realise and tell him, then he’s the only cunt to blame here.

News Link 1

And additional helpful link from Komodo

News Link 2

Shapps:

“Not only are there very large and even larger shortages in other EU countries like Poland and Germany, which clearly can’t be because of Brexit.

“But actually because of Brexit I have been able to change the law and alter the way our driving tests operate in a way that I could not have done if we were still part of the EU….”