Alex Ferguson is a cunt.

Apparently the Blair and Glazer loving old cunt has ‘personally intervened’ as Manchester United discuss the possible sacking of Ole Gunnar Solkskjaer.

If Ole is in the shit (and he is!) then it’s his own fault, and I am astonished how he was ever considered for such a big job in the first place. I dare say Ferguson had a lot do with him getting the job. Just like when he chose that inept dreary cunt Moyes as his ‘successor’.

Since when did managers – however successful – get to choose other managers? It just isn’t on. At least it shouldn’t be. Didn’t what happened to Wilf McGuinness in 1970 teach United nothing?

It’s quite obvious that Solksjaer is out of his depth and is not tough enough to challenge for top honours, manage troublemakers, or get rid of dead wood.

It should have nothing to do with Ferguson who is or who isn’t given the United job, and he should keep his purple conk out of such affairs.

What with the horse spunk feud, the Glazer invasion, and choosing both Moyes and Solksjaer, the old cunt has done more than enough damage already.

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Nominated by: Norman

Ffs, just seen this national treasure on the Beeb brekky show this morning saying the great unwashed should have rationing imposed on them to save the planet, like during the war.

No meat, two ounces of butter etc, in the same interview blowing smoke up the Queens arse like I’ve never seen before… but the best bit was, she made a bit of a slip when she said she’d been around the world looking at poor folk who only had two bottles, one for WINE , ooops.

What a complete twat…!

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Nominated by: John morlar

(Is this the same rich old trollop who spent most of the 70s-00s wining and dining at posh London restaurants and jetting round the world for holidays and photo-ops? – Day Admin)

And talking of mad vegetables, there’s Animal Rebellion and their latest stunt, courtesy of Jeezum Priest

I’m sorry. I tried to go two weeks without doing a nomination, but this is just too priceless.
Animal rebellion – AR
Insulate Britain – IB ( otherwise known as insulate my house for free, but that’s not so catchy)
LGBTPXYZ – not sure, but it’ll come out in the wash.
Fuck me, if I wanted alphabet spaghetti, I’d have bought a tin.

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The “but,but..Jeremy Corbyn…but,but imagine if Labour got in” Brigade.

Here’s some fucking news for you…We have had a Tory Govt. for over a decade and just fucking look around you…uncontrollable (apparently) immigration, out-of-control Govt.spending,pie-in-the-sky Green policies, pay awards for all-and-sundry, basic necessities such as heating going through the roof,dodgy contracts to “friends of the Govt.”,breakdown of Law and Order, too frightened to tell Public sector workers to get back to the office…and on and on.

I’m not saying that Labour would have been any better but I am saying that people should stop trying to convince themselves that Conservative=Good, Labour=Bad.

It’s as bad as the people who always vote Labour because “my father and grandfather did”.

Fuck the whole rotten rump…they’re all the fucking same.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

My fellow Cunters.

For your Cuntsideration:

Wimminz who make no effort for their menfolk, once wed!

If I had a pound for every male associate who has “bent my ear” about his sex kitten turning into a heffelump-I would be able to purchase an expensive set of in ear earphones?

Some of the words of wisdom, thrown at me, prior to marriage, include:

-careful mate, wedding cake fucking ruins a woman
-put that ring on her finger and her legs will snap shut
-marry em son, an’ the only thing that will suck in the ouse’ will be the oover!

Now we all get old and generally, time is not kind to us physically. However, I have noticed that most women DO get to a point where they let themselves go. It doesn’t take much effort to eat carefully, get a bit of exercise, try and stay “young at heart”.

Am I being too hard on these wimminz? Perhaps as I type this, some wimminz somewhere is typing an identical line about men….

What thinks you?

*I post this misogynistic rant, as it is a subject NOT connected to race, religion or sexuality?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

And for a little light relief, I offer you two cunts for the price of one.

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Yes, my friends. Fat Reg and that ginger wanker Sheeran, although someone doesn’t seem too happy about someone’s gob flapping about it, so now it’s guaranteed to be number fucking one, and be played in perpetuity like Slade, Wizzard, Cliff, Bing etc in supermarkets.

There’s a reason why supermarkets are mostly single storied. It’s to stop staff killing themselves by jumping off the roof at Christmas.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest